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I strongly disagree, in favor of it being because of him trolling everyone who ever calls in relation to a service. See tags for more, bc I’m too lazy to retype them all out.

Rodimus is not allowed to answer the phone on the lostlight because he keeps falling for the spaceship insurance scams.

#he would not.#I know in my souls what he’s doing is he’ll pick up listen and then go ‘what’s a car?’ then listen some more ‘what’s a wheel?’ and so on #and he’d do this to every single person that calls and tries to contact him about a service *EVEN IF HE DOES ACTUALLY HAVE IT*#so he effectively deters every single goddamn scammer and actual real service provider by doing it #and he’s not about to get scammed or some shit so no he will not stop #so eventually people start blacklisting the captain’s number and if mags is off ship then they’re genuinely stuck #and he can’t ask drift because drift also does it and it’s not he gen doesn’t know oh he does he just thinks it’s funny as fuck #drift knows things that the crew would never even be able to research so he just finds the whole things really funny and goes with it #rod doesn’t fall for scams - and he also doesn’t fall for actual providers #the command teams are actually really impressed and half are laughing their asses off #jazz is going ‘lmaoooo he got that all from elita’ bc she does almost the *EXACT SAME DAMN THING*#she will demand proof endlessly to the point it’s not worth it so op and Lita can’t have over the phone stuff it has to be physically mailed #they’re both trolling the shit out people one is intentional and the other isn’t lmao #Jazz thinks it’s hilarious like drop dead rolling on the floor in stitches hilarious #Optimus is just like ‘yep that’s my wife and son the pair of unintentional idiots who need someone else to handle over the phone shit’#Jazz thinks quite possibly the funniest thing he has ever witnessed is Rod passing to drift and drift this old ass mf doing the whole bit #Rodimus does not scammed by anyone and all servicing needs to be handled in person or by someone else #*soul my bad sorry abt that typo at the beginning.

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