#— incorrect quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: May I borrow one of the shirts that you stole from me? Y/N: Yes you can Y/N: Thank you for asking properly

[percabethconvos]

Chiron, walking up to the Poseidon table: Annabeth my dear, you can't sit here

Annabeth, handing him a slip of paper: Oh don't worry I have a permit

Chiron:

Chiron: This just says 'I can do what I want'

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Guess who’s getting his booty blasted at 4 PM today?

Bruce, shocked: There has to be a line, Dick!

Dick: No, no, no, no, it’s an exercise class I signed up for: Booty Blast Cross Training.

[shortnsweetsposts]

Bat!reader and Jason having a conversation

Bat!reader: Untrue. I am a parent now.

Bat!reader: It really changed my perspective. *referring to child!Damian as you host him up into your arms*

Jason, deadpaned: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?

Bat!reader: You can juggle these nuts.

Jason:

Bat!reader:

Jason:

Bat!reader: *Started running with child! Damian in your arms*

Semi continuation of this

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: Enid and I were crossing the street, when some imbecile in a truck drove by and honked at us

Yoko: *whistles* Did you get ’em?

Wednesday: I did nothing.

Yoko: Huh?

Wednesday: Enid chased them to the next red light and gave them a stern talking to.

Yoko: That’s it?

Wednesday: No. They were too far for me to hear, but I believe the driver made some disparaging remarks about my appearance and sexual preference.

Yoko: Oh shit! What’d Enid—

*THUD*

Wolfed out Enid: *proudly presents drool-covered engine block*

Yoko: 😬

Wednesday: That’s my girl.

Wolfed out Enid: *tail wag intensifies*

[incorrectbatfam]

Everyone's talking about Jason and Steph these last 2 issues but what about Tim and Selina???? Please can we get more of catmom Selina with Tim?

Tim: I hacked into Falcone's bank account and gathered all records of money laundering in the past two months. I saved them onto three thumb drives and printed it out here.

Selina: Excellent work, Red Robin.

Selina: *puts it on the fridge*

———————

Tim: I mirrored Lady Shiva's hotel computer and got her flight information out of the country. Copies of her ticket and taxi reservation are on my desk.

Selina: Nice job, kid. I'll intercept her at the airport right after I do this.

Selina: *puts it on the fridge*

———————

Tim: The hidden camera photos are in! We know the extent of Scarecrow's arsenal. Now, for our strategy—

Tim: Selina, where are you going?

Selina: Just putting these on the fridge! Be right back.

———————

Tim: I rearranged mine and Bruce's shared work calendar so we can both make it to the Japanese merger deal. Can you print it out while I get ready?

Selina: Of course.

Tim: Thanks, Mom. By the way, I think Goliath dug another crater in the yard.

Tim: *leaves*

Selina: *prints the calendar and puts it on the fridge*

———————

Bruce: Does anyone know why our refrigerator is plastered with confidential information?

Selina: *sips her tea*

[aikoiya]

Mmm... I dunno. I feel like the fact that all 108 of those newbies had been trying to get with Ody's wife & had beaten up his son would make him a teeny bit less upset, because... I dunno, Hades seems like he'd do the same.

Hades can't catch a break.

First Odysseus sends him 600 and then shortly after, another 108.

I'm just imagining bro down in the underworld like:

"omg can you stoP it Odysseus, i literally jUst tidied up after the last bunch you sent rushing in!"

credit: art by @joanacchi on tiktok, comment by @o3o_lapd_o3o on tiktok (on tumblr as @o3o-lapd-o3o)

[spungeez]

Wednesday: Betrayal. And by the one whom is supposed to be my closest ally. Now I see where your loyalties truly lie.

Enid: ...Babe, this isn't about loyalty, it's just that it would be, like, super illegal for me to use my wolf form to threaten the sherif into dropping all 22 of your felony charges.

Wednesday: What I'm hearing is that chivalry is dead and you don't love me

Enid: ...

Enid: *Sigh*

Enid: *transforms*

[moutainrusing]

James: I love fucking Regulus!

Sirius:

James:

James: Wait, I didn’t mean it like that— genuinely, I meant it like, “I fucking love Regulus!”

Sirius:

James: I’m telling the truth!!

[shortnsweetsposts]

Bat!reader and Nightwing in a deathtrap together

Nightwing: I am going to kill myself.

Bat!reader: You do not have to do that.

Bat!reader: We're gonna die anyway in like 3 and a half minutes.

Nightwing: NOT FAST ENOUGH.

[glysraya]

Pierre: Did you hear about the rumours that I might be gay?

Charles: Might be? You mean people are doubting it?

Pierre: Yes and I'm literally shaking right now

[cod-dump]

Graves: I know I shouldn't have snooped, but who is 'Control Freak' in your contacts?

Nik: I-

Laswell, from the other room: NIKOLAI YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE-

Nik: *starts laughing hysterically*

Graves:

[aventurineswife]

Aventurine: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Reader: sighing Boothill.

Boothill: Fudge crap up out there, but don’t die.

Rappa/Trailblazer: wiping away a tear So inspirational.

[ahhhhhhhghghhhgg]

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[silverynight]

Pro hero Katsuki: Listen, brats! Today we'll learn to work as a team. I'll be the villain, so you'll have to come up with a good strategy to defeat me together. But every time you lose, your sensei will have to give me a kiss. Teacher Izuku *blushing to the tip of his ears*: Kacchan! Pro hero Katsuki: Rules are rules, nerd! Class 1A: ...