#— incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those.

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like, years now. No response.

MC: Wow. She sound stupid.

Caleb: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

MC: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caleb: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: See! Just say that!

Caleb: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over her head then, sorry Caleb, but she's too dumb for you.

Caleb: MC.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Ravi: I hate being a child of divorce.

Hen: Oh, I didn't know your parents were separated.

Ravi: What? No, I'm talking about Buck and Eddie.

[cod-dump]

Price, at the boys: You know what? I'm not even disappointed. In fact, I'm BEYOND disappointed. I don't even have a name for what I'm feeling right now

Nik: *staring at him horrified*

Price: ... no-

Nik: I heard it

Price: No no- I'm turning into HIM

Gaz: Who-?

Ghost, already knowing what's happening: Oh my god, so it's true what they say-

Price: SHUT UP

Soap: am I the only one who heard the accent-

Price: YOU HEARD NOTHING- *runs out of the room*

Gaz: ... what was that?

Nik, quietly: He's turning into his captain

Ghost, laughing: Oh I'm going to enjoy this

[mythical-illustrator]

Safe bet kakashi safe bet

Comic inspired by this post made by @kkirincorrectquotes .

[nofingjustaninchident]

Roy: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss, what should i do

Damian: punch him in the stomach so he’ll double over

Tim: tackle him

Steph: dump him

Jason: please just ask me to bend down

[glysraya]

Alex: You're in danger and need help, who do you call?

George: Lewis

Alex: And if he can't help?

George: If Lewis can't help we're all doomed

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: I'm watching a sports.

Duke: The sports did good.

Tim: Did the ball go?

Duke: Dude it sure did.

[darkmodepls]

why did no one mention the times he back-flipped into certain death?

Damian, visibly distressed: Has Grayson always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Tim: Well sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles.

Jason: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[sayangrafayel]

Crow Family Pt. MC moving in?

Kieran: MC moving in would be fun, she already knows all of us, she's been here many times before, plus we don't have to go over the "Here's what you need to know about Luke" conversation.

Sylus: Yes, yes, those are great points.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Tim, to Toby: I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid $100 in your room for food.

Tim: If you clean your room, you can find it.

[cod-dump]

Price: My space heater died

Graves, panicked: NIK IS DEAD!?!?

Price: *stares at him*

Graves:

Graves: I didn't mean for it to sound like that

Price: Wow-

Graves: Don’t tell him, he'll go on about how I "use" him

Price, laughing: I can't-

[the-gulhaj]

Examples:

@the-rodgulhaj @the-rodgud :]

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: He's a 10, but he's sometimes kind of a himbo.

Buck: Nothing wrong with that.

Chim: I'm talking about you when you're around Eddie.

Buck: Have you seen his little waist, his abs, his toned arms, those big brown cow eyes, his gravity defying ass? Excuse me for having eyes, Howard.

[balloon-cryptid]

@jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear I drew this for u :3