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Carlos, scolding some drivers: We're not mad, we're just disappointed

George: No, we are mad

Carlos: Yes, we are mad. We're livid. But we're going to let this one slide

George: No, we're not

Carlos: Damn it George, I'm not a mind reader

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Max: You're in the way

Lando: Bitch, I am the way

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Lando: This is gonna be the part that you're gonna have the most trouble believing, I think

George: Stop stalling

Lando: Carlos was fastest during testing with his Williams

George: …go back to stalling

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Max: Ahw man, we're out of eggs

Lando: Don't worry, we still have cereal

*Later*

Max, throwing cereal at the FIA headquarters: This sucks

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Lando, in a hospital bed waiting for surgery: If I die during this operation, will you do one thing for me? Carlos: Anything, Lando Lando: *Grabs Carlos by the collar and squeezes his eyes* Blow up the fucking hospital

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Charles: Stop staring at me Pierre: I'm sorry, I can't. It's just that, I've never seen a person jump out of their own skin before, and you're so close. I don't wanna miss it

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Max: I have a plan Lando: Does it involve breaking the law? Max: By now isn't that a given? Lando: I was just trying to be optimistic Max: Don't bother

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George, outraged: You played me like a fiddle! Max: No, that insinuates subtlety, attention to detail and hard work. I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are

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Yuki, throwing food at the ducks in the pond: Do not forget this act of kindness. If I'm ever in trouble I expect you guys to come to help me. Do not forget this

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Alex: It's time to throw logic out of the window

Lando: Agreed

George: Lando put me down!

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Charles: We need to be calm!

Lewis: If I was any calmer, I'd be dead

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Charles: Watch and learn

Pierre: I have watched and I have learned that I should not have watched

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Yuki: My phone rang during the funeral

Pierre: So?

Yuki: My ringtone is highway to hell

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Oscar, holding a hairbrush like a microphone: And here you can see the endangered Lando Norris in his natural habitat

Lando: *Falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Oscar: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

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Alex, texting Lando: There is a free llama on Craigslist, are you in or are you in?

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Alex: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

George: Well, this beholder thought they were gross to look at

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Charles: *Ignoring Pierre all day so Pierre knows he's mad at him*

Pierre: *Enjoying a peaceful day without any bullshit*

Pierre: *Ignoring Charles all day so he knows he's mad at him*

Charles: *Full on panic*