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Oscar, talking to himself when he can't find Lando: Most people might lose a pen or a mug. Not me. I manage to lose and entire human being

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Pierre: Did you hear about the rumours that I might be gay?

Charles: Might be? You mean people are doubting it?

Pierre: Yes and I'm literally shaking right now

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George: Our can opener is broken

Alex: So now it's a can't opener?

George: I can't believe you're the dumbass I fell in love with

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Yuki, at 4 A.M.: HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, HUH? Oscar, looking out of the window: What the hell is he doing? Yuki: *Violently shaking a tree, trying to wake up the birds*

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Charles: I win

Max: I've got you pinned to the ground

Charles, grinning smugly: I know

Max:

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Carlos: I've broken my arm in three places Lando: Then stop going to those places? Carlos: Carlos: I appreciate the humour but I'm in a lot of pain right now

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Charles: Max is like ice cream Pierre: Explain? Charles: Cold but makes me really happy Pierre: Charles: And I can lick him- Pierre, wheezing: C H A R L E S

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Carlos: I hope you're not going to do something stupid

Lando: I hope you're not hoping too hard

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Pierre: You should stop picking fights with people who are bigger than you

Esteban: But everyone's bigger than Yuki

Yuki: You wanna die, bitch boy?

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Pierre: Ah, Charles did the dishes

Max: How do you know I didn't do them?

Pierre: Because once, when all of the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a bagel with your keys

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Fernando: What's with all the sniffing?

Lance, not wanting to admit he has a cold: I- I was doing cocaine

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Ferrari: You have been observing Oliver Bearman for 48 hours now, what have you discovered?

Charles: People grow to love him very easily

Ferrari: …example?

Charles, holding back tears: Me

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Sergio, walking into Max' room: Max, I wanted to ask you-

Max, lying awkwardly on his bed, flustered and coughing: Ehrm, yeah, what?

Sergio:

Sergio: Is Charles hiding under your bed?

Charles, muffled: No

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Charles: I'm so happy my two favourite people are getting along

Max: Uhm, Pierre and Eateban are not getting along

Charles: Maybe, but at least they're not trying to kill each other

Max: Fair point

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Oscar: Come on, I wanna show you something *turns around to walk away*

Lando: Nice

Oscar: That's not what I meant, but thanks

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Reporter: Carlos, how would you describe Oscar?

Carlos: He's like that 0.01% of germs that don't die from sanitiser

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Lewis: Why are you two holding hands?

George: We heard it relieves stress

Lewis: Oh, I thought you were dating

Alex: No, we are, we're just also really stressed