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Oscar: I was fixing your car and you used sub-par fuel that corroded-

Lando: English please

Oscar: Low quality gas damaged your car-

Lando: I still don't get it

Oscar: *Sighs* Fine, bad go go juice made your vroom vroom machine all funky

Lando: Oh no!

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George: The rest of the grid can get so silly. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only mature person here-

Alex, running in: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

George: *Jumps up on the nearest chair*

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Lando: Oh yeah? Well, I've got five words for you, buddy

Lando: Please be nice to me

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Alex: What do you call a chick who lives in a can?

Esteban: ...what?

Alex: A chicken!

Esteban: Send me back to Alpine please

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Pierre: What the hell is wrong with you?

Charles: Can't you start with good morning?

Pierre: Good morning. What the hell is wrong with you?

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Mark: Anything gets in your way-

Oscar: Forge your signature, always do

Mark: That's what I want to hear

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Yuki: I'm going to terrorise the other drivers

Pierre: You mean socialise

Yuki: Yeah. That's what I said

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Yuki: Hey! Burried treasure!

Pierre: Really? What did you find?

Yuki: A skeleton!

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Lando: *Has a panic attack*

Oscar: Take it easy

Lando: *Yells and falls backwards*

Oscar: Or, you know, fall down and scream

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Max: We can't kill him, what would Sebastian say?

Charles: Sebastian isn't here, though

Max: Excellent point, hand me the gun

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Lando: Damn, I screwed up again

George: He said with surprise in his voice, for some reason

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Pierre: Why the hell are you eating tofu?

Charles: I'm trying to convince Lando that I'm vegan

Pierre: …why?

Charles: I've been stealing chicken from his fridge and if I'm vegan he can't accuse me of stealing it

Pierre: Why not just buy your own chicken?

Charles: This is much more fun, watch

Lando: Okay, I've had enough! WHO THE HELL IS EATING MY GODDAMN CHICKEN?

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Charles: One non-fat latte please, I'm watching my weight

Alex: Watching your weight? But what about the wait for your watch?

Max: You can't wait for your watch, you don't have the time

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Lando: I've only slept 9 hours in the past 4 days, and I'm right on the verge of a mental breakdown

Lando: *Bites his phone*

Lando: ...this isn't a bagel

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George: What, you don't want to argue about this more? You don't want to get all overly defensive to prove my point?

Max: What point? For all the points you've made, you're no more than a pencil with two eraser ends

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Max, glaring: You did this on purpose

George, having definitely done that on purpose: I have no idea what you're talking about

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Max, after 10 minutes of talking: …but that's about five miles down the road of the actual point, which is-