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Isack: Hey, how was your check up?

Liam: Good, the doctor told me to start killing people

Liam: Well, actually he said to reduce stress in my life, but I know what he meant

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Ollie: We have three projects, nine essays and five presentations due tomorrow. It's time to suffer, right Kimi?

Kimi, chugging 3 cans of energy drink simultaneously: Mama didn't raise no bitch, it's time to gain this grain

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Lando: The fuck are you watching?

Oscar, snatching the remote away before Lando can get it: What, doe Spongebob offend you now?

Lando: Greatly. If you're going to watch cartoons, at least make them the good ones

Lando: I'm more of an Adventure Time kinda guy, more sophisticated, you know?

Oscar: That entire show is on drugs

Lando, cheerily: Perfect viewing material then

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Alex, at 3 A.M.: Snorting is such a wild verb, like, am I laughing? Am I a drug addict? Am I Peppa Pig?

Alex: Who knows? Not me

George, crying: Please go to sleep

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Max: One time when I was 12 I had a crush on a boy and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote him a letter that just said 'get off my karting track'

Charles: I still have that letter

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Fernando: I had a terrible dream last night, you were in it

Lewis: And?

Fernando: What do you mean 'and'?

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George: I asked for a protractor

Alex, sitting on a tractor: But the pro version is always more expensive

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Lewis: We call that a traumatic event

Lewis, turning to Max: Not a 'bro moment'

Lewis, turning to Lando: Not a 'major L'

Lewis, turning to Charles: And not an 'ooph lmao'

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Lando: Trap?

Oscar: Definitely trap

Lando: We're still going?

Oscar: We're still going

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Yuki: Do you have any happy meals?

McDonald's employee: Yes

Yuki: Can I get that without the meal?

McDonald's employee:

Yuki: Please?

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Alex: Who ate all the waffles?

Lando: Carlos

Alex: I didn't see him?

Carlos, walking by with a waffle in his mouth: No one ever does

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Kimi: What's it like to be driving alongside all these best drivers in the world?

Max: Imagine working with completely civilised, mature and responsible people

Max: Now throw all of that out of the window

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Oliver: You're only here because you hope Lewis will talk to you

Isaac: A boy can hope

Oliver: A boy can hallucinate

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Yuki: What are you, five?

Esteban: Yeah, five feet taller than you

Yuki:

Esteban:

Yuki:

Esteban: Please don't kill me

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Redbull, introducing Max: This is Max Verstappen, he's a perfect driver who has driven for us for many years and we trust him with our lives

Redbull, introducing their second driver: This is Liam, we found him in the trash

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Lewis: Hey Charles, can I borrow this shirt?

Lewis: *Holds up a hideous black and green Hawaiian shirt*

Charles: Do NOT touch that I am taking Max out to Chili's tonight

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Kimi: I think I should stay with Max, for emotional support

Max: I don't need emotional support

Kimi: But I do