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Teacher: Mr Leclerc, the assignment was to bring something important to you Charles: Yeah, and I did Teacher: I meant an object, not mr Gasly

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Alex: You're in danger and need help, who do you call?

George: Lewis

Alex: And if he can't help?

George: If Lewis can't help we're all doomed

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Alex: I accidentally ate the last of Oscars TimTams, how long do you think I have left to live?

Lando: 10

Alex: 10 what?

Lando: 9

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Pierre: Wait a minute, you don't go TOWARDS the scary sound

Charles: Yeah we do. We always do

Pierre: I hate that about us

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Alex: Who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy? Who the fuck says "I'm gonna eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and I'm gonna fucking like it"?

George: Me

Lando: Feed me the pain salt

Max: If my eye isn't twitching, it isn't sour enough

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Alex: Last night I found out George is a sleep talker

Alex: The mitochondria is the powerhouse is the cell. Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 A.M.

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Redbull, to Liam: I think you're the best option in a sea of not very good options Liam: That's good to hear

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Lewis, after accidentally hitting Fernando in the face:

George: It's alright, he's over it now, you can stop hiding in your drivers room

Lewis: He's not over it. He's waiting

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Charles: Why would anyone want to kill me?

Max: I can think of a few reasons

Alex: Definitely

Lando: Shitloads

Pierre: You annoy people

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Alex: I'm gonna eat some water

George: You can't eat water

Alex: That's what you think

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Charles: If we were in a time of knights and kings, and I stole a loaf of bread to feed my family, would you behead me?

Max: No, I wouldn't. We would run from the law. We would run away and pick up Lando from prison-

Lando: Wait, why am I in prison?

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Lando: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Unburden by the water? Beautiful? Ideal

Max: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

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Carlos, in the car by Lando: Where did you learn to drive like this?

Lando: Mario Kart

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Lando: Thanks for agreeing to see me

Oscar: I didn't. You walked in and started talking

Lando: I don't have time for a history lesson

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Esteban: Why are you doing this?

Max: Because I'm bored, because it's funny, and because I hate you. There you go, the holy trinity of "why?"

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Ahwww, thank you sooo much💕💕

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Pierre: Facing your fears head on is the best way to realise they're not actually scary

Max: Yeah, I totally agree. Like that time I climbed a mountain during a lightningstorm and demanded to get struck by lightnig. I didn't get hurt and now I'm not even scared of god anymore

Pierre: That's- That's not what I-

Charles: You fucking did WHAT?