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remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed
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decided to put my bangs to the side today and now i feel bald..🙁
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i love halloween i love when halloween stuff comes into stores i love shopping i love halloween stuff i love
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went out for the first time in a while without makeup i feel naked
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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING
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i feel so out of place i know nothing about anything😢😢
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