#[headcanon]

[mothpawbs]

it's the post i talked about making with seawing armor!! i was planning to do a third drawing with weapons, but i'm not super into it so maybe some other time

design notes under the cut!!

so first thing's first, i know very little about armor design. i did research and stuff, an attempt was made here XD

seawings mainly use materials found in/around the sea. metal is pretty limited to use in armor, weapons, and tools, especially during the war.

as such, seawings probably wouldn't know a ton about metallurgy, especially with the fact that they don't have fire. this generation's blacksmiths were likely informed by allied tribes, being mudwings (formerly) and some sandwings.

design is based off of ancient greek armor, mixed with some art nouveau styling. there's a bit more emphasis on aesthetics than practicality, a holdover from pre-war times.

materials are limited to things that won't degrade in saltwater (at least not quickly). bronze armor with glass-enameled elements, shark leather (or seaweed in lower ranks) straps, and titanium fastenings.

even though they won't degrade quickly, these materials will still oxidize. soldiers are expected to keep their armor presentable and in working order.

armor is made to be light, flexible, and limit use of glowscales, teeth, claws, and wings as little as possible. for these reasons, soldiers only wear a helm and spaulders unless in active battle, at which point noncoms would have a chestplate, and officers would have a chestplate and mail on the gills and belly. the gills are not usually covered, as their plating makes them the toughest part of the seawing naturally.

while there are armor gaps for use of glowscales, these are small and not the most practical. instead, seawing soldiers have been using a limited version of aquatic, made primarily of hand signals, for centuries.

because fabrics such as sashes would be impractical for seawings, rank is denoted using colored enamel portions on the armor. higher ranking officers, especially royalty, may also have custom armor, though this is a bad idea as it would make one a huge target in battle. regardless, some don special armor as is tradition.

[incorrectbatfam]

Batfam gets a parrot. What words or phrases are they teaching it?

The parrot: Polly wants a cracker!

Damian, giving it a treat: Good bird.

Bruce: What are you doing?

Damian: Training her.

Bruce, chuckling: It's nice to see you having some fun.

[5 minutes later]

Tim, whispering: Don't tell Bruce, but Bart blew up another Batmobile.

Harper: Don't worry, I clipped the Bat-plane with my bike.

[10 minutes later]

Dick: Siri, please book a couple's massage under the names Dick Grayson and Wally West.

[30 minutes later]

Jason: When should I tell Bruce I got a tattoo?

Duke: I dunno. When should I tell him I pierced my ears?

[1 hour later]

Barbara, on the phone: I lied about the dentist. I just wanted to get out of desk duty with Bruce.

[2 hours later]

Cass, singing: H-O-T T-O G-O.

Steph, singing: You can take me hot to go.

Steph and Cass: *kiss*

The parrot, who was there the whole time:

[later at dinner]

The parrot, singing: H-O-T T-O G-O. You can take me hot to go.

Bruce: Cute, it learned to sing.

The parrot: *makes kissing sounds*

Steph and Cass: *freeze*

The parrot, mimicking Barbara: Lied about dentist. Want to get of desk duty with Bruce.

Barbara: Crap.

The parrot, mimicking Jason: I got a tattoo!

The parrot, mimicking Duke: I pierced my ears!

Duke: Hey!

Jason: Who told it that?

The parrot, mimicking Dick: Couple's massage. Dick Grayson. Wally West.

Bruce: WHAT?!?

Dick: I can explain—

The parrot, mimicking Harper: Clipped the plane.

The parrot, mimicking Tim: Bart blew up the Batmobile.

The entire table: *devolves into chaos*

Bruce: *has an aneurysm*

Damian: *gives the parrot a treat*

Damian: Good bird.

[angstandhappiness]

HEH

You know Miles “Who’s Morales” Morales, Gwen “Gwanda” Stacy and Pavitr “This is your daughter, I do not know her” Prabhakar are all absolutely horrible liars, but Hobie? Hobie is the extremely rare Spiderperson who can actually lie perfectly, and he can, will, and certainly does use that to his advantage.

[hasello]

The Red Wire | part 1

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Have some B team content! I don’t even remember what inspired me to make up this headcanon, because I’ve started this comic in October 💀🤚🏻 I abandoned it for months but thankfully found the strength to finish it!

[thedemonofcat]

As a baby, Prince Julian Pankratz of Lettenhove was cursed to prick his finger and fall into a death-like sleep on his eighteenth birthday.

Sure enough, when Julian turned eighteen, the next thing he knew, he was waking up in a ruined castle—with a white-haired man standing over him.

That’s how Julian learns he’s been asleep for five hundred years, his kingdom of Lettenhove no longer exists, and the white-haired man is a witcher named Geralt. With no throne to return to, Julian decides to embrace the future and pursue what he’s always wanted: the life of a bard. He even picks out a new name for himself—Jaskier.

Meanwhile, Geralt has mixed feelings about his new tagalong, a five-hundred-eighteen-year-old former prince turned bard. Mostly because he’s still coming to terms with the fact that he woke Jaskier up with a true love’s kiss… and has no idea how to tell him.

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[lynyangell]

Headcanon of the day

This post spawned a new hc LOL

When soldiers from the West and South hear the news after the Promised Day, of course they all react with shock. It's not everyday your government is overthrown and some sort of evil being tries to destroy the world, calling itself "god".

But whenever it's related that Mustang was the one to lead the forces in Central....

"Wait, no. That guy?!"

"Isn't he the one who slept with...?"

"That's funny! No, but for real, who was it?"

"There is literally nothing you could have said that would have shocked me more."

the government overthrow at the end of FMA:B is funny bc, like, a lot of people thought Roy was rlly dumb and shallow, which he made sure of on purpose, so to the majority of soldiers it’s kind of like abruptly getting caught up in a coup thrown by Elle Woods from legally blonde

[strawlessandbraless]

wait what’s your headcanon with Misha and astroglide?

I think Misha Collins should play a supe named Astro Glide in the next season of The Boys. Not exactly sure his powers, I know he flys, maybe he was an astronaut or something. Maybe he could fly in space?

But Astro Glide is Russian, and like Soldier Boy, he was experimented on and eventually frozen by Russian scientists when they made him too powerful. Him and Soldier Boy really knew each other back in the day, they were secret lovers on the down low. And now they’re finally reconnecting.

Idk, I just want to see them stare at each other again.

[dandysworldhcs]

Sprout does that ADHD thing where you're so focused on a task that you forget about anything else so he'll spend like 5 hours baking the most delectable strawberry shortcake all homemade nothing store bought then devour the entire thing before anyone even gets a nibble because he didn't eat at all in that 5 hour period

(he is embarrassed by this fact, it makes him feel childish)

- dandy loves me Anon

THIS IS SO REAL he is not safe from the hyperfocus demons

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

After a particularly tough battle spiderband gets a hold of some 🍾🍻 (courtesy of Hobie)

My headcanons for what types of drunks each are:

Also Hobie is saying "See? The queen has ya believin a load of crap Gwendy! 'S wha incompetent idiots like em will drill into ya!"

[meme-catart]

Just a random thought of what would happen if error had a pet to help him destroy the au's x)

Art inspired by a conversation with a friend✨

[plethorawrites]

Imagine Bruce Wayne teaching an inexperienced reader how to ride him :)))

Bruce Wayne is so cool and collected, you wouldn't even realize the effect you have on him or how hard he's trying to stay in control when all he wants to do is lean his head on pillows and let his eyes roll back.

But he knew he couldn't do that, not when you looked so unsure of your every movement, biting your lip so hard in concentration.

His hands gripped your thighs harder, trying to slow you down. "Shhh, we've got time," he assured you, his voice gruffer than usual as his finger dug into your skin. "Don't wear yourself out."

His voice sent a shiver down your back, dropping your head and taking a deep breath, trying to collect yourself. "Trying..." You breathed heavily, your legs aching as you steadied your hands against his chest, acutely aware of how hard he was staring at you.

It was making you more than a little self-conscious. This man had super model after super model falling at his feet, why he'd pick you, you weren't sure.

"Take a breath," he muttered, his hand reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear before sliding it back to your thigh.

"Okay," you found yourself whispering, completely under his spell. You inhaled and exhaled, completely unaware of how hard he was struggling to maintain his own composure.

"Close your eyes," he commanded, gently pulling you forward a bit, rolling your hips against his. "Just feel me."

You hummed, closing your eyes and finding a steady rhythm, a small smile starting to appear as you heard his breathing getting ragged and felt his hands guiding you in sync with the slight movement of his own hips. "Like this?" You asked, your hands squeezing his shoulders as it got harder to control yourself.

"That's it," he mumbled, finally laying his head back, losing himself in the feeling of you. "Just like that."

[w0lvierama]

Slightly NSFW

Boyfriend!Nanami, who on your first date, shows up on your porch with a bouquet of flowers clutched tightly in his hand and dressed to the nines. He didn't know what your favorite flowers were, but somehow he guessed right. He takes you to dinner, and on the way back to your place, he stops and buys you ice cream, just because you had confessed to him at dinner how much you loved sweets.

Boyfriend!Nanami, who gets along with your dog. Whenever he comes over to your place, he not only brings treats for you, but he brings treats for your dog. When you joke that he gives your dog more attention, he looks up at you, looking incredibly offended. He makes you regret your words that night.

Boyfriend!Nanami, who spends way too much on Valentine’s Day. He splurges for you on chocolates and flowers, and when he gets to your place and finds you dressed in nothing but ribbons, he drops everything he’s gotten you and ravishes you over the kitchen counter, muttering roughly in your ear about how perfect you are. He spoils you extra that night.

Boyfriend!Nanami, who tracks your period for you, only for the sole purpose of knowing when you’ll need extra care and attention. During your period, he makes your favorite foods and spends the week at your place just to take care of you. He buys your tampons and pads, doing in-depth research on each brand to make sure they’re not toxic for you. He’ll lay beside you in bed, rubbing your tummy to soothe your cramps and feeding you pieces of chocolate. He definitely calls you ‘baby’ a lot more when you’re on your period, and he can’t help but love how pouty you get.

Boyfriend!Toji next!

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

[shyjusticewarrior]

You think Jason ever uses the "that was Two Face not Harvey" excuse with the batfam?

Dick: When I was Robin he hit me with a baseball bat, ya know.

Jason: That was Two Face, not Harvey.