#"Angry"

[confessionsofanangrymetalhead]

My First Taste of Pure Evil in Music

 So, in the spirit of my recent rant on Black Sabbath’s final concert announcement, I couldn’t help recently but begin reminiscing about my first true taste of them…and that would obviously be their second album, Paranoid, released originally in 1970.  What an eye opener that was – and not just because the picture of the colorful looking, sword welding soldier on the cover made me think I was…

[jennrypan]

Jason, kicking in Dick's door: Stop fuckin lying to people!!

Dick: What the hell-? What?!

Jason: If I hear one more person calling me the angry Robin, I'm gonna stable your eyelids shut and shave you, I swear to God!

Dick: Why me?! What the hell did I do!?

Jason: I didn't study every night and go to bed on time to get called the angry Robin you bitch!

Dick: I've never called you that before in my life!!

Jason: Then who started it !?!

(Meanwhile)

Tim, sitting in his room giggling as he hears them fight: Hahaha..

Tim: I should move to Metropolis for a bit..

[tbob-enthusiast]

So, I did a Thing...

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What if the Axolotl had a pantheon?

I was playing around with my main AU and finally got around to designing Blarbador (yes, his name is super silly. I love him. I got it from Blood Chains, which is a REALLY great Billford fic if you're interested!). In my AU, he's here to make Ford's life hell! What a lovely fella.

Stanford was cursed by Blarbador to never be able to stay in a single dimension for longer than six years, as punishment for his and his partner's crimes (that being Bill, who died before Blarb could bring him to justice). As an immortal, his punishment is eternal, and as a human, his torment is never ending. Blarbador taunts him about it from time to time, but it's rare for him to appear "in person" again.

And yes, my Ford is a huge centipede! I love him!

[harringroveera]

The perk of having a Chief dad: ask him to shut down your (ex)boyfriend’s party

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[captmuldoon]

Carol Maso - The Art Lover

[sicksadlit]

The unhinged women in books iceberg.

[percabethconvos]

Grover: You get to take out five people who've pissed you off, who do you choose?

Percy and Annabeth, in unison: I only get five?

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Bucky: You’ve betrayed me more than anyone ever has.

Steve: Bucky, I-

Bucky: No! I can’t believe you, how could you?

Steve: Bucky, listen-

Bucky: No! Fuck you, Steve!

Steve, packing away the monopoly, sighing: I guess that’s game over then.

Bucky: You made me declare bankruptcy, ON TONY’S TURN.

[confessionsofanangrymetalhead]

Jerry Cantrell - I Want Blood

In a very recent interview, Jerry Cantrell, Alice in Chains riff GOD and my Lord and Savior, stated that regardless of who you are, no solo record should ever sound the same. And he certainly is living up to that credo with his latest record, I Want Blood, which was released just last Friday. I Want Blood is a massive departure from Jerry’s previous solo outing, 2021’s Country Rock opus Brighten.…

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 68

*After the Uranium Mission*

Rooster: *Walking down the stairs in a flannel hoddie*

Maverick: Hey gosling, the 90's called-

Rooster: Yeah, because they couldn't fucking text!

Maverick: Goddam kid! I'm getting tired of my own godkid owning me...

Iceman: What did you expect? You raised him as your own

[cod-dump]

Alex: FARAH'S ANGRY AT ME

Gaz: She is?

Alex, crying: SHE'S SO MAD I WANT TO DIE

Gaz: whoa- Alex it's not that bad!

Alex: I ANGERED MY QUEEN OFF WITH MY HEAD

Gaz: Oh my god- Alex-

Alex: INTO THE DUNGEON- LOCK ME AWAY

Gaz: Oh- Oh you, sir, are going to piss me off if you don't dial it back

Alex:

Gaz: ... I didn't mean-

Alex: *scream crying*

Gaz: OH MY GOD

[ryuzumisama]

The Pale Elf

[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#63 RAQUEL

F!Y/n*Giggles and looks at Mikey who is wearing your dress*ehehe~Turn around beautiful!~

Mikey*On your dress and turns around, showing his...sexy backside*...

F!Y/n*hugging your ribcage*HAHAHA!

Mikey*Smirks and flexing his biceps*MY NAME IS RAQUEL~

F!Y/n*Laughs somehow harder seeing him making both fighting poses and girly girl poses*HAHAHA!

Mikey*Fluttering his eye lashes in a girly voice*We are lost!~...*Now in macho deep voice*LOST LOST LOST!~

F!Y/n*Wheezes as you shake your head an sniffle seeing his ass*HAHAHA!-YOU HAS MORE "CAKE" THAN ME-

Smiley & Angry*Walking past the hallway both too sleepy to notice them*

Mikey*Smirks and runs in your heels to him in a macho voice again*CHAMACO!!/KID!!

Smiley & Angry:!??!

F!Y/n: HAHAHA!?

[moonlight-dove]

Arthur Miller, The Crucible: A Play in Four Acts

[bruciemilf]

— I’m not the child you knew.

— No. That child would see you and run.