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Here it is! After a long, painful wait I’ve uploaded the first chapter. I for sure hope more will come.

Now a list of requests, who wanted me to tag them:

@the-booty-crusader @primthegreat @runningoncoffeandspite @fhteehj @eglerieth @kitteningotham @heikefandom @whenicarusflies @suffering-for-eternity @notsomadscientist @derp-a-la-sheep @twoarrsandonesea @brb-on-a-quest @stargazinglesbian @ghostofanopossum @weewoow-20706030 @cocopop-04

Special thanks to(The one who made me fanart and made me so happy): @theoisdaydreaming

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Guys(gender neutral)- GUYS ITS 51 TO 49! WE CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS- IT'LL BE FUCKING TERRIBLE! GUYS!!!

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I keep seeing posts, reels, twite, etc... about Ithaca Saga, especially about 'Hold Them Down' that say Jorge is Romanticising the rape (sorry i couldn't censor this bc everyone knows what im talking about) theme, and I am about to lose my mind.

Yes the song is catchy and the artists are doing a fantastic job singing the song. And because the song sounds like it is about rape (I am going to explain, I am in no way saying in the song suitors werent talking about it, gimme a moment) it disturbs people. They know the song is good but the characters are fucking terrible. What they're saying is disgusting. That causes the listener to short circuit, makes them do a double take. It is fucking art.

"Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."

If the song was just consinstent of ugly noises you would just listen to it and go: "Yeah, this is fucking terrible." You would not think about it no more. Some pople might even pass the song, not even listen it. The way the Epic Crew made this song makes you really get into it and then makes you freeze. How am I enjoying this, this is fucking horrible. How could they say that?

That's the rape culture you idiots! Like the rapists (in theory) will talk about it in such a way, ignorant people will be like: "Yeah man, you're right. She shouldn't have worn that/got drunk/say that/been so unclear(and a bunch of other bullshit)."

Antinous is, just like his kind, HITLER.

I know you're saying: "FUCKING WHAT?!" Let me explain.

He's a Nazi, he talks in such a way he organizes people around him to do terrible thing. I'm not saying the rest of the suitors, and nazis, were good people but unluckily stupid. I'm just saying they were terrible and stupid. What did they think would happen? Would 108 suitors become a super Saiyan and become a king together? Those brainless motherfuckers were just doing Antinous's bidding. Because he was a little smarter than them and he knew how to use them to get what he wanted. He is a leader, he is a terrible person, he knew how to talk, he managed to unionize all of the other suitors to do disgusting, unhumane things, and he got what he deserved if you ask me.

That is why this song represents him so well. He makes what he says sounds good and if we weren't better people- if we weren't people at all but fucking monsters- we would fall for his schemes too. But we aren't, and I am honestly so happy that people are so mindful of this kind of media, because it is so easy to misunderstand it, and someone whithout many brain cells could take this in the wrong way- that the people are starting to like the thing that they do- but we don't.

Because this song is about a man, who is able to make his inhumane ideas look good. The song shows how that can be used as a weapon and how it is so dangerous.

(Although it is true that this song might just trigger people, and that makes me so fucking upset. I also am sorry if I accidently triggered you in this post, i truly am. I just wanted to explain what i think is right about these songs and about the people who produce them.)

I am not sure if i managed to convert my emotions right but I hope you understand that I am never defending rape but the way Jorge decided to represent it in his media.

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Upon not so popular demand I've decided to share my ao3 wrapped w u guys.

(PLS don't judge me)

I MADE JESUS PROUD Y'ALL!!!!!

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Vi gives eldest daughter and daddy's girl vibes.

Jinx gives youngest child and mommy's boy vibes.

One would expect me, an eldest child with mommy issues, would feel more kinship with Vi... And you would be perfectly right, but do you know who are my favourites in the first season?

IT'S FUCKING GRAYSON AND EKKO! WHY?! SHE'S A COP AND HE'S AN ONLY CHILD FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!

(Although, ngl, Grayson gives single parent vibes like nothing. She is like a father of four kids she found on the street. And Ekko calls out to my post-apocalyptic ya series obsession with his pretty tree and all that.)

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A book where the sovereign wins a war by being a monsterfucker.

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Head cannon: Jason trains dogs in his territory to sniff out and fend off drug dealers, to come running when they hear someone scream and attack child molesters, rapists and other kinds of abusers.

He started out small, only one dog at first (Dog). He adopted it and gave it basic training with questionable success. But one day some asshole decided to bother him by getting too close to a kid while he was walking Dog. He decided to beat up the guy. When the man landed a hit on him though, Dog slammed onto the man and bit his leg. The man ran away as Jason hold back Dog from following him. After that he went to calm the child down, and said that Dog was nice and let the kid pet him.

He already was feeding the dogs around his safe houses, he is a bleeding heart for strays of the crime alley after all, when the idea started to appear.

It was easier to teach the dogs whom to bit and whom to comfort than to teach them how to sit fown and roll over. It was more difficult to teach them how to sniff out drugs, and he actually asked Dick to help him out(since he is a cop and cops have dogs).

(Dick didn't know jack shit about how to train dogs, but he reached out to some of his cop buddies and figured it out to help Jason.)

It was a great success. Strays were everywhere in the alley, everywhere in Gotham, and they helped so much.

Jason also reached out to Tim, so he would use WE's funds to feed and train strays all over Gotham. They set up several shelters, in which they trained and looked after dogs, and started dog training courses for Gothamites.

(Babs and Selina helped them find homeless people from alley, who could stay in shelters and look after the stray dogs. Cass and Steph gave lessons on how to understand dogs' body language and how to approach them without scaring them. Leslie gave lessons on first aid, as far as it went alike on humans and animals.)

The real change came with Damian though, Damian who loved animals and who knew how to look after and train them. He attended several classes as the educator, and gave all kinds of lessons on how to look after animals, not just dogs but all kinds of animals you could find in gotham.

Years later, they had vigilante dogs and cats; messenger pigeons, crows and owls; giant rats that would devour any kinds of dispose on alleys(which causes problems on murder cases from time to time), etc...

And it all had started because Jason Todd was so fucking kind and good and pure in his soul.

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I'm reading PJ for the first time and-

Tf is this?

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All hail Jorge Rivera-Herrans.

Gotta be my fav fanfic writer 🫶

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So, have you guys got a Song of Achilles AU that's told by Achilles' POV or do I have to write that for me?

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I don't usually get these but MOVIE IDEA✨✨✨

A psycholog who can't date, because whenever they try to date someone they psychoanalyze them, and their partner always hates it.

Partner 1: *Keeps buying psycholog expensive gifts and are so annoying all over*

Psycholog: You're trying to buy affection with money, and you are an attention whore, forgive my informal languace. Your parents didn't give you much attention in your childhood and were always busy tring to make money. I don't want to date you.

Partner 2: *Talks about hyperfixation for hours, is from a conservative family*

Psycholog: You're autistic and you have religious trauma. I wouldn't like to be a part your family. (Doesn't mean anything bad by it, but the partner gets offended anyways)

Partner 5: *Breathes*

Psycholog: Daddy issues.

And then they met someone so fucked up they are like: 🥺 I can fix them! Even better, I can write my Phd about them🥴

And then they get into a relationship and their partner slowly realizes that: the psycholog is crazy af.

Like one day they will trauma dump them and they will start evil laughing and shit.

Partner be like: you are actually so fucked up aren't you?

Plus points if the psycholog is something like Dr. House or Sherlock Holmes (Also I learned House is somehow inspired by Sherlock Holmes? I actually love that.), or it can be fanfic.

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In most places, the children are taught to scream 'mom' when they are in danger.

In Crime Alley and Bowery and other turfs of Red Hood, parents teach their kids to scream 'mom' but also, when they are in a really dangerous situation where one person won't be able to help, they teach them to scream 'dad' or 'Batman'. They know Batman won't come, and that a man will not have the same instinct as a woman to run into danger for an unknown child. It's not because of that. It's because Red Hood will hear, he has ears everywhere in his turf, and he will come. He will come running when a child calls for help.

Jason Todd will come running when a child calls for Batman or dad, because no one came for him when he called. He screamed for his dad and he knows how it feels to think he will die and no one will come. He will not let that happen to these kids whom he swore to protect.

It doesn't matter if it's night and he is in costume or in the morning when he is running groceries, it doesn't matter if the kids call for mom or dad or batman, Jason Todd has a greater heart than most people and he chose to use it for the children.

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Of course YJH is so fucking gay for KDJ; he is HSY's love for KDJ embodied and she ended the fucking world to save him!

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One Piece but Luffy is flirty as fuck.

This boy was raised on a bar until he was seven. He spend most of his time with Shanks in said bar and idolized that man. He heard so many things.

Then he was sent to live with literal bandits and I'll be damned if those dumbasses never tried to rip off rich assholes by schmoozing em.

There is also Ace and Sabo. These three tricked restaurants into believing they were an adult man. I can't imagine Ace not taking the role a little too far and flirting with waiters. Sabo was raised rich and he never grew out of that gentelmanly passive aggressive flirtation tactics that work on rich women, whick consisted of body language and small touches on the hands, shoulders and hair. After Sabo's incident it was only two of them Luffy would sweet talk people to distract them as Ace piled up dishes from the kitchen.

Worst thing is, he doesn't even know he is doing it. He is constantly using words like: love, honey, sugar, sweetheart, etc... and his crew just gets used to it along with pecks on the cheek and pats on their shoulders, arms, cheeks, legs... They know he doesn't mean anything bad by it but their first meeting were awkward at best.

Luffy: All this heat must be getting to your pretty head, what about you come with me sugar and sail the seas?

Zoro *thinking*: I will kill this guy.

-after all the fiasco-

Luffy: What do you say, love? Ready to go?

Zoro *thinking*: Wtf? I'm... gay?

Zoro: Aye aye, captain.

Luffy *twirling a lock of Nami's hair on his fingers*: You know stealing is bad, kitten.

Nami: Listen here you fuck-

Luffy: I knew your daddy, he was a nice guy, very handsome, just like you.

Nami, Usopp: WTF MAN???

(Zoro is getting the hang of Luffy-ism at the time so he doesn't outwardly react but still feels the shiver)

Luffy: All Blue can have all the fish at the sea, if only I get to keep you, darlin'.

Sanji *panicking bc some weirdo is flirting w him*: Nu-uh. I'm into women. Go away. Go. Just go!

Luffy: *Only ever addresses Vivi as Princess*

Luffy: The real monster is my heart, can't you hear it roaring?

Chopper *a doctor*: What do YOU MEAN YOUR HEART IS ROARING?!

Luffy: Sure u can stay Mama.

Robin: *morbidly curious and entertained*

Luffy: Wow, look at those guns, baby.

Franky: *too dense to know what flirting look like*

Franky: I know right. They are SUPER.

Brook: I can't feel anything. Why? Because I'm all bones and no skin! Yohohohoho!

Luffy: Does that mean you can't feel my love for you?🥺

Brook *panicked*: Of course I feel it! Deep in my bones! Yohohohohoho...

Luffy: You can have my heart mr. tall, dark and handsome.

Law * Slightly suspicious*: No thanks.

Luffy: U sure, sweetheart? It beats for u. *Wink wink*

Law *100% suspicious*: U-huh.

Luffy *At Wano*: Kids! Daddy is back!

Crew: *Cheers*

Jimbe *Resigned after Impel Down plus Marinefors plus Mermaid Island*: Yeah kids, daddy's home!

Everyone is mortified. Straw Hats are the flirtiest bunch u will ever meet. And Shanks doesn't even know what he has created.

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Look, this is fine;

Teen Titans: Tim! That's poison!

Tim *throwing away the knife he was just stabbed with*: It's okay! I am from Gotham! I'm immune!

Teen Titans: What?!

But I like this more;

Teen Titans: Tim! That's poison!

Tim *throwing away the knife he was just stabbed with*: It's okay! Batman(or any other mentor he trained with) poisoned me slowly(so I would gain immunity) when I was working under him! I'm immune!

Teen Titans: What?!

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I have seen a few Spiderman in Gotham fanfics, but I haven't seen any of them featuring Jason and Peter being trauma buddies.

What I mean is this:

Jason got blown up in a warehouse. Peter had a building fall on him. Both of them have the potential to be triggered by closed spaces. Also, Daredevil and Deadpool are basically trauma bags. I bet they have some traumas regarding small spaces. So where the fuck is my red-coded-trauma-buddies fanfic that features Jason and Peter? Where the fuck is my angst? Where the fuck is my crossover Team Red™?!