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Thank u my babygirl, for this amazing art of us. And thank u for making me a meter tall gnome. U know who u are. U know i love you😘

For those who don't know: I'm the one with the sword. And yes, I am muscular irl.

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I think Jason would like EPIC and especially Ruthlessness because like >

1. But before you go, I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

2. You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great

3. A Greek who reeks of false righteousness, that's what I hate

4. 'Cause you fight to save lives but won't kill and don't get the job done

BRUH THE WHOLE SONG ALREADY IS A DISS FROM POSEIDON BUT DAMN!!!

I am your darkest moment

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Red Hood: This one is for Batman.

Red Hood: *Blasts 'Ruthlessness by Jorge Rivera-Herrans' through several loudspeakers in Gotham*

Red Hood *SCREAMING*: I MEAN, YOU TOTALLY COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THIS HAD YOU JUST KILLED JOKER! BUT NOOO. YOU ARE FAR TOO NICE, MERCY HAS A PRICE!

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Uni prof: write what you think is love.

My friend, on her first day of uni: 'Baby don't hurt me no more.'

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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Hannibal soulmate au in which you can't lie to your soulmate.

PLEASE do this.

They can't lie to each other.

And Will doesn't even notice they are soulmates for a while because he has no reason to lie and he is juts honest most of the time.

But Hannibal?

Hannibal is swearing bullets and planning a kidnapping.

He is like: Thank fuck this little man is stupid and his brain is on fire or I would've already killed his ass and that would be a shame because LOOK AT THAT ASS.

So give me a fic with love, crack, stressed doctor Lecter and multiple kidnappings. Pls and thank you.

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He's got a mask!

Characters with masks = chef's kiss😙🤌 Peak character design in my books.

What kinda weapon does he use?? If he's on the smaller side he must have the kind of weapon to cover his weaknesses! Ohh i'm so interested now.

So, Lazarus Pits have some kind of eternal youth effect on the people right? Like how Ra's is still alive and on a certain age?

What if after being in a Lazarus Pit people stopped aging? (I know he still ages and need to re-enter the pit to get young again but...)

Imagine a constantly 15-year-old Jason Todd.

He is trying to be a crime lord but he has his 15-year-old body and cracky teenage boy voice.

Bruce is 100% sure he is a ghost.

He gets into the Titans Tower in a Robin costume and Kon just pecks him on the cheek 'cause he mistook him for Tim. And they are not so different at body built.

He still has the pit-rage but it's not against Bruce or Tim or anyone really, he is just so pissed because he is stuck as a 15-year-old and everyone treats him like one but he is 20-fucking-2 or something. And he is shorter than Tim now.

He wants to drink, he is a crime lord.

HIS OWN BAR WON'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOL?!

"You are too young to drink boss."

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Aww, baby boy. Give him a beard. A fake beard. Like the Egyptians had, ya know? Make him Cleopatra 2.0: The Twink™.

So, Lazarus Pits have some kind of eternal youth effect on the people right? Like how Ra's is still alive and on a certain age?

What if after being in a Lazarus Pit people stopped aging? (I know he still ages and need to re-enter the pit to get young again but...)

Imagine a constantly 15-year-old Jason Todd.

He is trying to be a crime lord but he has his 15-year-old body and cracky teenage boy voice.

Bruce is 100% sure he is a ghost.

He gets into the Titans Tower in a Robin costume and Kon just pecks him on the cheek 'cause he mistook him for Tim. And they are not so different at body built.

He still has the pit-rage but it's not against Bruce or Tim or anyone really, he is just so pissed because he is stuck as a 15-year-old and everyone treats him like one but he is 20-fucking-2 or something. And he is shorter than Tim now.

He wants to drink, he is a crime lord.

HIS OWN BAR WON'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOL?!

"You are too young to drink boss."

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Dick Grayson with the Weasley family.

Guys, DiCK SUCKER-FOR-RED-HEADS GRAYSON WITH THE WEASLEY FAMILY-

DICK GRAYSON WITH THE FUCKING DEMON TWINS,

DICK GRAYSON WITH CHARLIE FUCKING WEASLEY,

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE SOME FICS ABOUT THIS😭

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Conner: So you tried to clone me?

Tim: *resigned* yeah.

Conner: Can you still do it?

Tim: What?

Conner: Yeah! Imagine if there were two of me!

Tim: *blushes* uh-

Conner: *also blushing* What did you just imagine?!

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Omg, his goons try to give him the talk-

Some poor fucker will try to give him the talk and get a bullet in the groin.

Goon 1: so when a man and a woman like each other very much-

Goon 2: or a man and a man- don't be shallow.

Jason: I will shoot someone. I just haven't decided who it's gonna be. You or you or me.

So, Lazarus Pits have some kind of eternal youth effect on the people right? Like how Ra's is still alive and on a certain age?

What if after being in a Lazarus Pit people stopped aging? (I know he still ages and need to re-enter the pit to get young again but...)

Imagine a constantly 15-year-old Jason Todd.

He is trying to be a crime lord but he has his 15-year-old body and cracky teenage boy voice.

Bruce is 100% sure he is a ghost.

He gets into the Titans Tower in a Robin costume and Kon just pecks him on the cheek 'cause he mistook him for Tim. And they are not so different at body built.

He still has the pit-rage but it's not against Bruce or Tim or anyone really, he is just so pissed because he is stuck as a 15-year-old and everyone treats him like one but he is 20-fucking-2 or something. And he is shorter than Tim now.

He wants to drink, he is a crime lord.

HIS OWN BAR WON'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOL?!

"You are too young to drink boss."

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FUNNY STORY-

This is my self insert fic if you want to read it👉👉

PLEASEEE IM BEGGING I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A READER FIC OF ORV PLEASEEEEEEE

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So, Lazarus Pits have some kind of eternal youth effect on the people right? Like how Ra's is still alive and on a certain age?

What if after being in a Lazarus Pit people stopped aging? (I know he still ages and need to re-enter the pit to get young again but...)

Imagine a constantly 15-year-old Jason Todd.

He is trying to be a crime lord but he has his 15-year-old body and cracky teenage boy voice.

Bruce is 100% sure he is a ghost.

He gets into the Titans Tower in a Robin costume and Kon just pecks him on the cheek 'cause he mistook him for Tim. And they are not so different at body built.

He still has the pit-rage but it's not against Bruce or Tim or anyone really, he is just so pissed because he is stuck as a 15-year-old and everyone treats him like one but he is 20-fucking-2 or something. And he is shorter than Tim now.

He wants to drink, he is a crime lord.

HIS OWN BAR WON'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOL?!

"You are too young to drink boss."

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So I'm gonna start uni this year with one of my closest friends. While eating dinner with my family we were talking about what we're going to do once we're in and my dad said not to do anything stupid and I said: "Don't worry we will just join the satanist club." And my mom said: "And cut cats??" And my dad choked on his water... It was funny and immediately I thought of this:

*Tim and Young Justice Four doing some stupid shit*

Bruce looking at them: When you go to collage don't do anything stupid like that.

Damian *sarcastically*: Don't worry, I am planning on joining a satanist club and sticking with it.

Alfred *also sarcastically*: And cutting cats open?

Bruce: *Choking on his water*

Damian *with so much sarcasm*: Why do you think I take such good care of Alfred (the cat)?

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You can do what the rest of us do and destroy your mental health by reading gay porn also (just a suggestion)👍

they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists

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Dick Grayson: I'm in the bitch, beach!

Dick Grayson: Wait, no-

I'm in the bitch, beach!

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Wait, no-

I'm in the bitch, beach!

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I'm in the bitch, beach!

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Villain (Probably from League of Assasins): You are mad!

Tim Depressed-Suicidal-Idiot-Bat-Shit-Crazy-Red-Robin Drake: Thank goodness. If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.