#no but fr

[thankstothe]

james, what are we accomplishing here?

[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

[demigods-posts]

imagine the whiplash of seeing percy and annabeth being affectionate with each other around camp after watching them beat around the bush for four years. you see annabeth working on her blueprints or some shit. and percy walks over to her from the nearby field. you're fully prepared to see them skirt around their feelings like usual. and then get taken aback when annabeth flirts with him like she enjoys watching the tide in his eyes change color. so captivated by the sea she'd willingly drown in. and percy just smiles and blushes, and stares at her with love in his eyes, not even daring to hide it. he kisses her on the mouth afterward like it's as easy as breathing and says something about meeting by the lake after the campfire. and you just have to reevaluate your outlook on life over the next few weeks.

[mantimae]

Hm, me? Oh yeah, I’m totally normal about @zillychu ‘s firecore AU and def haven’t been thinking about it since it first crossed my dashboard! :)

[frownyalfred]

Martha was not an observant Jew at the time of Bruce’s birth, as evidenced by the use of “Thomas” as Bruce’s middle name and the high likelihood that, if she were canonically Jewish via retcon, she would be Ashkenazi. in this essay I will —

[thatstolenpayal]

ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend

[ser0star]

Love taking baths so hot that you get lightheaded and almost pass out!

[thewoodbetweenalloftheworlds]

someone needs to prescribe me some of these real quick

[starofthewolff]

do you know that moment where you forget not everyone loves the marauders era and then you start to worry you've gone insane because these dead gay wizards interrupt every thought you have and influence your likes and dislikes and you see them in everything and maybe that's not normal?? and not everyone thinks this way???

no? me neither! :)

[pycth]

APRIL FOOLIVERSE AU

I was fighting for my life trying to get through these help—

Wish any of my faves were a part of the lineup, but we can’t all be happy ig 😔 /hj

[universallyintertwined]

Me liking every shifting/manifestation post with 0 likes and following new accounts because the feeling you get when you start growing your account and telling people about your stories is just so AUGHH🥵🥵🥵

[buggie-eyed]

They’re my kids, actually.

[sixteenthtry]

I went to sleep and when I woke up Gerard Way's new haircut was still real, life is good.

[paigebucketss]

rue when was this

[cupcakeinat0r]

“Spider-Man: Beyond The Spiderverse won’t be released until another 2-3 years, reports say.”

No, that’s alright, take your time.