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littlemisspipebomb · 16 hours ago

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VOTE FOR THE FAERIES SO DEMILY DOESN'T FUCKING WIN

Round 3 Division C: Olivia Voldaren vs Bitterblossom

#no but fr #it is one of my favourite cards #(even if vampire lady has a HUGE cock)

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fairylando · 2 days ago

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don't ask me why, but me and my friend were talking about how carlos is going to be free from fraudrrari in less than 20 days and we ended up comparing him to the virgin mary (i swear it will make sense and we both grew up in christian italian families as atheists) and... how her given festivities actually add up with some of his important dates ??? buckle up!

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⭒ "Festa dell'Assunzione di Maria" — august 15 she was raised to eternal life without bodily death, and very close to it carlos announced he signed with williams.

⭒ "La Natività della Beata Vergine Maria" — she was born on september 8th, he was born on september 1st (BOTH VIRGOS)!

⭒ "L'Immacolata Concezione" — december 8th, "from the first moment of her conception, the Blessed Virgin Mary was, by the singular grace and privilege of Almighty God, and in view of the merits of Jesus Christ, Savior of Mankind, kept free from all stain of original sin."... and what happens on december 8th? his last race in fraudrrari, exactly.

she was the lightly brushed by melancholy blue print after all!

#il vaticano hates to see us drop this hits ngl #i show my hatred for this religion by blasphemingly ruining their iconographies with these posts😋#you thought you saw everything with carlos being san sebastiano NOW GET READY FOR CARLOS BEING THE VIRGIN MARY!!!!#another hit post if i know my chickens well #no but fr #what were the fucking odds of the dates being actually so similiar???#carlos sainz jr and christian iconography? sign me tf up #virgin mary #frauddrari's worst nightmare bc they're always comparing the other one to the pope and carlos gets compare to LUCIFERO #SAN SEBASTIANO #LA VERGINE MARIA #c'è chi puo' e chi non puo' 😮‍💨#carlos is just so mystical and lovable you can't help but compare him and worship him like a god #(he's just a man and im a 23yr old teenager with mental issues and a lot of time to think)#this being said #he also gave birth a lot this year #and he's finally about to be free of sin🥴#is this considered web weaving?#leave it to him to be so poetic in just living that my brain automatically does this #lando being god's lamb and him the virgin mary GET A BETTER DUO #maybe its because maria was always a figure that stuck with me more than anyone in the bible and her sufferings and her not having really #much of a choice in her life and having to accept her faith... idk #but this makes sense in my head #carlos sainz jr web weaving #carlos sainz jr #carlitos #cs55 #f1 #formula 1 #carlando

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ittybittyluci · 8 months ago

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This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #hazbin hotel #apple daddy #lucifer #duck lord #short king #tumblr sexyman #he’s such a silly #no but fr #what is that second last one?#man looks like he is HIGH

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demigods-posts · 5 months ago

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imagine the whiplash of seeing percy and annabeth being affectionate with each other around camp after watching them beat around the bush for four years. you see annabeth working on her blueprints or some shit. and percy walks over to her from the nearby field. you're fully prepared to see them skirt around their feelings like usual. and then get taken aback when annabeth flirts with him like she enjoys watching the tide in his eyes change color. so captivated by the sea she'd willingly drown in. and percy just smiles and blushes, and stares at her with love in his eyes, not even daring to hide it. he kisses her on the mouth afterward like it's as easy as breathing and says something about meeting by the lake after the campfire. and you just have to reevaluate your outlook on life over the next few weeks.

#no but fr #like you just watched annabeth shamelessy stare percy down after he emerges from the camp lake #and percy strikes a pose and does a model strut for her amusement #and annabeth snorts and rolls her eyes at him #and just two months ago they couldn't even admit their feelings for one another #now it's as if their screaming it loud enough for the world to hear #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percabeth being amazing #domestic percabeth #percabeth fluff #these two are so cute

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mantimae · 11 months ago

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Hm, me? Oh yeah, I’m totally normal about @zillychu ‘s firecore AU and def haven’t been thinking about it since it first crossed my dashboard! :)

#no but fr #zillychu’s art is so so cooool #lives rent free in my head aaaaaa #very patiently but also eagerly waiting for the ao3 fic of this AU <3 <3 #danny phantom #danny Fenton #zillychu #fire core AU #DP #cartoon #fan art #my art #digital art

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frownyalfred · 2 months ago

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Martha was not an observant Jew at the time of Bruce’s birth, as evidenced by the use of “Thomas” as Bruce’s middle name and the high likelihood that, if she were canonically Jewish via retcon, she would be Ashkenazi. in this essay I will —

#treadmill thoughts #no but fr #this is the biggest piece of evidence I think #that if she was Jewish #she sure as hell wasn’t practicing much of it by then #Judaism #Jewish stuff #Jewish Bruce Wayne #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #Martha wayne #Jewish Martha wayne

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thatstolenpayal · 9 months ago

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ngl but if i were a boy i would have been the best boyfriend

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starofthewolff · 25 days ago

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do you know that moment where you forget not everyone loves the marauders era and then you start to worry you've gone insane because these dead gay wizards interrupt every thought you have and influence your likes and dislikes and you see them in everything and maybe that's not normal?? and not everyone thinks this way???

no? me neither! :)

#no but fr #dead gay wizards #they mean so much to me #ive gone insane #marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon

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pycth · 7 months ago

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APRIL FOOLIVERSE AU

I was fighting for my life trying to get through these help—

Wish any of my faves were a part of the lineup, but we can’t all be happy ig 😔 /hj

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i-restuff · 2 years ago

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I never understand why people could get so upset every time we're getting a new tmnt iteration. for me is like having to adopt 4 more kids

#hdhdjd #no but fr #why yall so salty about it #just dont watch if you dont like it #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 1987 #tmnt idw #mutant mayhem #ramble.txt

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universallyintertwined · 3 months ago

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Me liking every shifting/manifestation post with 0 likes and following new accounts because the feeling you get when you start growing your account and telling people about your stories is just so AUGHH🥵🥵🥵