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[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

[marvel-redemption-omega]

Lucifer: "Ha ha ha, well, it's not very clever!"

Alastor: "Ha ha ha! Fuck you."

Lucifer, probably: Fuck me yourself, Coward.

Alastor: ...

Everyone else: ?!?!?!

[paigeyssims2004]

BEHOLD, a meme that was made in a few minutes on GIMP- And no one cares...great...

Sooooooo Hazbin Hotel....what do I think?

It's peak fiction, sure the pacing is a bit off and the finale was a bit rushed imo (blame Amazon and A24 for that). But despite some flaws, I do think that this show is good; as in like:

"YO, WHO TF WAS COOKING AND GIVE THEM AN AWARD"

And since Season 2 is in the works rn, that'll allow them to flesh out some moments from Season 1 as like 'BackFlashes', see more of Sir Repentious and Emily, Alastor's and Lilith's interactions, and possibly Sinner!Adam. I SOOOOOO EXCITED AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[sapphicsundial]

The femme4butch yearning on this one is off the charts I’m low-key embarrassed to post it 🍎

[king--of--ducks]

Apple Daddy, why are you so damn sexy?

🍎I’m sure I have no idea what your talking about ;), but thank you nevertheless~🍎

[lilymagnemorningstar]

Headcannon: Husk creates a cocktail inspired by each guest at the Hotel and this one is Lucifers 💖

[dog-bat3]

WHAT AM I SAYING

I have no life AT ALL

[yomiyart]

Apple Daddy 🍎❤️‍🔥

[k-n0-x]

Lucifer x Reader headcannons to get back in the swing of writing

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During ahem “love making” Lucifer will treat you like glass, an artifact that shouldn’t be disturbed.

Because this guy hasn’t had proper intimate (or just) contact with anyone, so tone indicators don’t click with him as well #outoftouch

You’ve had to sit him down to tell him that you want him to go batshit wild fucking you to the max.

So, he took your word. You’re his Queen after all~

·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·

[dr-arasaka]

🍎鸭🦆🍎

[ag-cookiebat800]

I want to do a Lucifer fem!reader fanfic and smut stories, but I have no idea how to write at all I wish I could collab with someone cuz I got a whole lot of ideas and my own personal fantasies in my mind I just can't write them down I absolutely love Lucifer and I really want to express it. If anyone is willing to work with me, please let me know✨️💋❤️‍🔥🍎🐍🦆

[ittybittyluci]

So y’all remember this scene right?

From Helluva Boss S2 E7? When Mammon threatened Ozzie. And how EVERYONE was freaking out and so scared cuz they though Asmodeus was gonna get in trouble for his relationship,

But, now I’m looking back and I’m like… why IS he gonna regret it. He’ll get public backlash sure, but eventually everyone’s gonna have to get over it. He’s a Sin. He’s the main sex toy manufacturer in Hell. I don’t think ppl are gonna care enough to boycott. They’re too desperate.

The only people that outrank him are the royal family. And like… in all actuality, who’s gonna get mad at him?

This bitch?!

Please!

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

I cant help but listen to "Hell's greatest dad over and over" again. I love Lucifer's diva daddy vibes.

And honestly? I get that in the universe of Hazbin God might not be a character, but.

If he is there.

And he is not the greatest diva daddy in the universe.

Then I'll probably do nothing, but I won't be content.

[shironicchi]

hazbin hotel will be available in a week!

I can't wait to see this series!

[cherripentiousshipper]

Unpopular Opinions about characters' sexualities to make the show more adult and complex, cause I love dark romances(pt1/??)

(I take criticism as long as You're polite, thank you)

So, first of all, I would've rather Alastor to be Pansexual, not in the nowadays way, but actually in the Freud -would fuck a tree if It was a taboo- kinda of way.

Stay calm, I have my reasons, and I will tell you all of them.

Like first thing first, it'd be way much more in character for him. He's a serial killer, and a cannibal.

He could have stopped in hell, but actually went even more wild. Thus meaning that he actually has a very passional and lustful nature, like many serial killers, and especially cannibals have.

You may think this is to be connected to the sin of Gluttony, but not at all! He doesn't act rationally to reach satisfaction like a gluttonous person would; instead he acts instinctively, he's driven by his needs, he has no control over himself, so he seeks It on others.

You see as you may have noticed, he is very violent and bloothirsty, ruthless, and merciless. All these characteristics are his true nature that he has to repress in front of others.

So having him hypersexual would've been a better call in my opinion. (Having to repress a lot, means you'd need to.. ahem... "relax" a lot.)

Or rather making him extremely into paraphilias to be considered to only engage with normal living humans (or rather human souls) when He needs to manipulate them.

Like imagine him engaging with overlords only to reach agreements or make pacts, or steal useful informations, (similarly to early Stoliz, but with real pacts where he owns sinners' Souls).

Or like not engaging in any way when he knows that it's the best way to manipulate some others. In this very case for exemple imagine Vox going totally insane knowing that even his situationship (aka Valentino or p.o.s.) went to bed with Alastor, but he didn't, doesn't, and never will. He'd become putty in Al's hands without even having to make a deal!

Plus, mega bonus: if he made a pact with Lilith he can destroy Lucifer just with that information. And maybe He never even went to bed with her, but way worst! He has had her trust for all these years, and been at her service all this time, hating the restrains, but adoring and being allowed to adore the restrainer.

To seduce her, to amuse her, to be at her leash, to be owned by her, all while Lucifer could only dream her and see her in pictures! Damn the rivalry would be beautiful! (And a great mirror to the one Luci has with Adam "bow chica bow now!").

And I would not even want him to be open about It, the other way around! Since It's still a need, he represses It in public. Like he acts like he always does in the serie 'cause that's the mask he wears!

But once he wears It off, he's unleashing everything that's underneath!

This would definitely make him even more of a creep! And I would love to see the characters deal with him.

I can see Alastor turning off Angels' advances, 'cause he knows that he's making Angel insecure, or rather secure enough to make him feel bad about self-ojectifiying (like what happened between Angel and Husk, difference being that Alastor would bribe Angel to make him listen, instead of helping him).

I can also picture him trying to seduce both Vaggie and Charlie, but losing interest as they're both too loyal to each other, while also feeling incredibly powerful when he makes a pact with each of them.

Maybeee he has intercourse with Rosie while or after having dinner with her.

Not sure about the rest.

Aaaaand done for now! Stay tuned to know which characters I would've liked to see as Aces instead of Alastor! Yeeeeeeeh!

Thank you for reading, go drink a glass of water at least, and have a nice day! Goodbye!!

[king--of--ducks]

i just read your ppinned post luci

who in the world is calling you apple daddy

🍎That image is in no way photoshopped, check yourself if you want🍎