#this is so dumb

[neztune]

The night carrot… shot down and peeled in his fall

[littlemsterious]

can we get some appreciation for the original severed worker

[spring002]

now playing. . . teenage dirtbag by wheatus notes: yes, this is out of character for scaramouche but also who cares? i think he'd be a stupid emotionally constipated guy

this is not a diary. this is a journal. i just have to write my feelings down because the stupid therapist my mother put me through said so. i'm not doing this because they said so. i'm doing this because i want to.

scaramouche wrote into his diary journal with a glittery purple pen. the ink flowed neatly on the campus notebook. he continued, 

i am a grown man in a way where i am at the cusp of adulthood, i am nearly 16. this is me properly expressing my feelings and not at all hiding a really dark secret. this is frankly evil and sickening that my body reacts a certain way to… that thing. 

scaramouche scratched out a word. his head bopping to the tunes of his playlist, his knuckles clenched tightly to the pen. it’s like the pen is a part of him now. 

thing… girl. thing-- that girl. that wrenching girl that makes my body convulse. when she’s near, i can feel my heart beating faster and the hair on the back of my neck prickles up. i don’t understand this feeling. i must hate her. that’s the reason. she makes me feel like i’m out of my body. i don’t like it at all. 

scaramouche paused, his pen making little dots against the page as he thought for a while. then his pen continued without him thinking, 

i don’t like this aching feeling that drags in my skin through my bones. it’s aching with every step i take. it drowns me. she makes it all whisk away. why is that? why does she make it feel better? it sounds twisted that she sounds like the charming prince and i sound like the princess. isn’t that evil? 

he pursed his lips, checking his surroundings like someone would appear behind him. dropping his pen on his bed as he skimmed his bedroom. nothing out of place, just need to… close the blinds, lock the door, open the box in the deepest part of his closet and open the invisible ink pen. 

he went to his station carefully (cleaning up the mess on his bed and moving to his desk). considering his workspace, he organized it, setting up the crucial part of the mission– his uv light stand (taking off the cap of the invisible ink pen and clicking the light). he adjusted his magnifying glass, biting his lips, as he wrote the first letter (he adjusted his glasses). 

i 

he can’t close his eyes now; he has to finish the mission no matter what. 

in the dream i don’t tell anyone

“comma,” he murmured to no one in particular but himself. 

you put your head on my lap. 

he shut his eyes, picking up his glitter pen hastily writing an excuse as if someone would actually see it. 

just kidding, i didn't mean all that feelings stuff because i am so attuned to them. why should i even write them?

[ifr1t]

GO, KURT, GO!!!

original tt under the cut

[notdysfunk]

I just had to hop on this meme with our boys 😭✍️

Moon ver + Original

[skewiie]

[knifecat111]

[foolsocracy]

lyla kill these idiots

[fru1tystarz]

POV: ur Gerald Robotnik

[highcorellianwhiskeyart]

I can't get this image out of my head after reading Book of Bill.

[moth-sapphic]

Bilbo is making his rounds through the medical tents after the battle, doing whatever he can to be useful. He checks in on the princes, bunks close together, both deep in a fitful, feverish slumber. He's dabbing away the sweat from Fili's brow when he hears Kili stir.

"Uncle..."

Bilbo rounds the bed and is quickly by Kili's side. "He's okay, he's just in the other tent-"

"-No. Not Thorin," Kili says, shaking his head. He looks up at Bilbo with a little pout. "Uncle Bilbo."

The title takes Bilbo completely by surprise, but he is touched nonetheless. He smiles fondly at the young dwarf and places a gentle hand on his shoulder. "I'm here, what do you need?" He says, seeing no point in correcting Kili in his fevered, confused state. The poor boy must be delirious, he thinks.

It's not until later, when Fili and Kili are both of clear minds and still referring to the hobbit as "uncle", that Bilbo starts to feel he might have missed something important...

[arkangelo-7]

Does Batman get paternity leave? The man has like eight kids, surely Justice League Human Resources let him take a few months off sometime between his fifth and sixth adoption? Like I know the world needs saving and evil never sleeps, yadda yadda yadda, but that poor man just became a father. Again. Give him a break!

[cerucadet]

stupid nezha

[forumtrashbin]

its them

[ricky-mortis]

Ted’s TED talk