#this is so dumb

[sodamnbored]

Nico playfully, after stealing Jason’s glasses: Hah hah, now you’re blind~

Jason: *bumping into him lips first*

Nico, flushing and stunned: What the hell was that??

Jason, deadpan: I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there.

Nico, wide-eyed: Um…

Jason, kissing him again: Or there.

[skewiie]

[ifr1t]

GO, KURT, GO!!!

original tt under the cut

[notdysfunk]

I just had to hop on this meme with our boys 😭✍️

Moon ver + Original

[knifecat111]

[sarahcmarie]

I’ve heard a lot of talk about how people outside of Gotham react to the culture but what about when the bats leave Gotham and have to remember it’s totally different

Nine pm metropolis

A cop approaching konner and Tim while they are walking

Cop: hey boys you guys doin-

Tim: (kicks him in the nuts) fuck off!

Kon: Tim what the fuck

Tim who had already grabbed kons wrist and started running: what are you trying to get kidnapped!

Kon: Tim he was just a cop

Tim: your point?

Kon: (face palming) babe this is metropolis not Gotham cops don’t kidnap people they help people

Tim: …cops do that?

[foolsocracy]

lyla kill these idiots

[fru1tystarz]

POV: ur Gerald Robotnik

[highcorellianwhiskeyart]

I can't get this image out of my head after reading Book of Bill.

[moth-sapphic]

Bilbo is making his rounds through the medical tents after the battle, doing whatever he can to be useful. He checks in on the princes, bunks close together, both deep in a fitful, feverish slumber. He's dabbing away the sweat from Fili's brow when he hears Kili stir.

"Uncle..."

Bilbo rounds the bed and is quickly by Kili's side. "He's okay, he's just in the other tent-"

"-No. Not Thorin," Kili says, shaking his head. He looks up at Bilbo with a little pout. "Uncle Bilbo."

The title takes Bilbo completely by surprise, but he is touched nonetheless. He smiles fondly at the young dwarf and places a gentle hand on his shoulder. "I'm here, what do you need?" He says, seeing no point in correcting Kili in his fevered, confused state. The poor boy must be delirious, he thinks.

It's not until later, when Fili and Kili are both of clear minds and still referring to the hobbit as "uncle", that Bilbo starts to feel he might have missed something important...

[cerucadet]

stupid nezha

[arkangelo-7]

Does Batman get paternity leave? The man has like eight kids, surely Justice League Human Resources let him take a few months off sometime between his fifth and sixth adoption? Like I know the world needs saving and evil never sleeps, yadda yadda yadda, but that poor man just became a father. Again. Give him a break!

[forumtrashbin]

its them

[ricky-mortis]

Ted’s TED talk

[mxmarsbars]

pride month is temporary clock duo is forever

here’s the goofy ref ^_^