#do go on

[iusedtousemyrealname]

Okay, hear me out, maybe we should let Tumblr do a little more algorithmic exploration. Because I just got recommended @nyancrimew​, the famous freedom hacker liberator of FAA ban lists security information specialist because they are like @is-the-post-reliable​, the semi-regular factchecker of bad posts. And I want to see the other kinds of connections Tumblr might make...

[themuppetarchives]

[haveyouheardthispodcast]

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Aww, you're so sweet.

[peculiary]

Doctor Strange #7 November 7, 2018

[misswoozi]

Bit of a hot take but i think Kai has an album on his phone thats just pictures of his abs with cum on them because he likes the way they look 🎮

WOAH. THIS IS A HOT TAKE.

AND I DO NOT THINK YOU'RE WRONG.

lets start with the fact that Jongin has an incredible torso

this is just a non-negotiable FACT

the idea that he loves seeing photos of himself looking so dirty is just 😚🤌

BUT I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU

does he like being the one who makes the mess? or are these photos his partner takes after THEY make the mess?

[do-goon]

If you'd like to hear the whole story, (involving sharks, speed boat chases, a failed suicide, and insurance fraud) Do Go On has a great episode on it!

[bootdork]

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[chalkrevelations]

#new AU just dropped #maiden who pretends to be lost and stumbling into a castle #with the goal to get away with as many stolen riches as possible #accidentally falls in love with said castle’s owner #for extra spice #the castle’s owner knows the maiden is just pretending and is planning to catch the maiden red handed #ends up falling in love with the maiden anyways (via @adanima)

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I will pay you $100 to write this as VP.

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[powdermelonkeg]

[tetrilys]

As a bank teller myself, I approve this message and-

Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .