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carnallyricky · 2 days ago

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Me when. When. Um. No nvm goodbye

#my coworker...#STOP #the voices #HES SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE WHAT #i caught him singing white girl pop in the backroom the other day #he didnt hear me walk in so i just stood there smirking until he turned around and saw me #and he SHRIEKED #AND HID HIS FACE BEHIND HIS HANDS #GRAAAHH IT WAS SO CUTE #his singing is awful btw it was so bad #i loved it sm #IT WAS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD AND HE LAUGHED TOO #AND HE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY TRYING TO CONVINCE ME HE NEVER DOES THAT #like stop #be so fr #you do that every day bro #and today #AUGH no #well #IDK he said he wasnt trying to hit on me but like #are you sure #also please say you were actually so i can drop the filter and say what pops into my head #bc the voices #THE VOICES #I WOULDVE BEEN FLIRTING SI BAD THIS WHOLE TIME IF WE WERENT AT WORK AND I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABT IT #WHAT THE HELL #he made fun of my height 💔#I'm not being subtle tbh i cant help but glance at him all the time #he does the funniest little things #i caught him doing a little dance in the aisle and he glared at me across the floor

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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago

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WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SO BACK

#literally shaking #idk you live every day thinking that they’ll make a sequel #but then it happens and like #i dunno I didn’t think ITD ACTUALLT HAPPEN!!?#WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF NOW????#my art #rwrb #firstprince #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #Henry fox #prince Henry #AHHHH #IM LITERLALT SHAKING #this paired w John Watson reading fanfiction bro #it’s been a DAY

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 5 months ago

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he giggles

#wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #he goes aheeheehooheehoohee #i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something #really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice #and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated #also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally #sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day #but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh #he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism #the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe #and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny #the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the #perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe #art #my art

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lotus-pear · 9 months ago

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whatever happens, please don’t break

#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote #does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you #literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering #i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk #will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness.#DO YOU UNDERSTAND #bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals #paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion #THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK #i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential #but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic #also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀#and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔#osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws

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hualianschild · 1 year ago

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and here we have the first ever moment she got affected by jinshi's charm AND WHY'S THIS SCENE NOT TALKED ABT ENOUGH HELLO ????

#bro saw his chance and took it with both hands or do I SAY LIPS ????#THAT WAS SO HOT OF YOU JINSHI UGH #I THINK ABT THIS MOMENT EVERY OTHER DAY :D #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #maomao #kusuriya no hitorigoto

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just-null · 3 months ago

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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)

I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF

Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)

[little aftermath under the cut]

they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.

#null rot #cw blood #demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu #hantengu clones #sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #zohakuten #urami #demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM #DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY #EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP #OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME #BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK #also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here #ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO #ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND #AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG #the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro

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yooo-lets-go · 2 years ago

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Ghost: sticks a finger in Soap’s eye

Soap: what are we 😳

#ghost team putting on their tactical makeup #ghost is like ‘here let me help you I do this every day’#helping a bro out #meanwhile soap is doing the fastest falling in love speedrun of his life #call of duty #ghost babygirl #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod ghost #cod soap #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #cod simon riley #soapghost #call of duty modern warfare 2

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buttered-toasty · 2 months ago

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There is a red eye in the east.

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Posting this one reallll early cause why not. It is one of my inktobers (just not labeled bc the writing takes away from the vibes). Fun fact: this shit is titled “mawwiage” in my files lol

#had billy loomis saying ‘corn syrup! same stuff they used for pig’s blood in Carrie’ on loop while coloring that finger #sauron #mairon #bro I think about him frequently and often #like yeah babygirl! marrying all the worst parts of yourself can’t go wrong!#google dot com what to do when you are left alone for thousands of years with only the worst pieces of your soul for company #and also gollum for those 500 years he had the ring. crazy that #inktober #inktober day 7 #inktober 2024 #I like to post a little digital inktober every now and then. as a treat #described in alt text #my art #digital art #eye contact #blood

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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago

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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious

#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D #i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC #bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person #optimus just wants to find the source #had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady #somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance #everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck #girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay #bestie #thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure #theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them #he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes #im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are #(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting #60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse #soundwave #tarn #thunderhowl #shadowstriker #bumblebee #optimus prime #maccadam #transformers #I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!

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pianokantzart · 2 months ago

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:)

#Luigi #Mario #Luigi's Mansion 3 #Let me tell you... the feelings I felt when I first saw this clip #Can't get enough of enemies openly taunting Luigi with his captured brother #They KNOW that's the fastest way to get to him #Unlike Bowser capturing Peach there's no real motive here except to upset Luigi #It's about how Luigi WILL repeatedly walk into what he knows to be traps #Every. Single. Time. Because he is so so scared for his brother and loves him so very much #Makes me want to see more of how The Mario Bros dynamic is on normal days when they're just doing plumbing together

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heynhay · 1 year ago

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klance but they traded jackets and lance is absolutely clowning on keith’s stupid fucking cropped monstrosity but keith can’t retort because lance’s jacket is so comfortable and it smells like him and and and and—

you guys are good at this hang on

#klance #voltron #vld #I FREAKING LOVE DRAWING PRE-BISEXUAL-CRISIS LANCE #its literally:#lance: yes im obsessed with every move keith makes and scramble every day to catch even a scrap of his attention. thats just how bros do #meanwhile keith is like: *car crash * *sirens* *screaming *explosion*#anyway i imagine this one was like right after lance finished clowning on said jacket and looks over like ...hey man why so quiet #art #ask #my art #THIS IS RLLY MESSY THERES SOME AWFUL PROPORTIONS GOING ON HERE BUT LIKE. IM TRYING TO TAMP DOWN MY PERFECTIONISM. ITS JUST A DOODLE.#i just know all you guys are sighing 'FINALLYY'#after i blasted out 500 text posts as if this is twitter #like finally. some food.

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sunsetuniverse · 6 months ago

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Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver (2024) #4

NO 💥💥 BAD DAD 💥 💥 💥

NOT MY MAGNETO

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beatcroc · 1 year ago

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"it's better to tear it all down than let things continue like this" just seems like such a big thing to be resigned to...do you think they talked about it

#THIS is several months old bc i had wanted to do more with it but at this point i think i'm not going to. its fine as is #pizza tower #pillar john #gerome #john pillar #i think about them so much and they are so tragic to me forever. pillar john thumbs up death sprite makes me insane every day #like at what point did they realize they couldn't stop pizzahead? at what point did gerome accept he couldn't keep up with the decay?#how long were they waiting for a guy that could come through and just wreck shit?#and how distant a hope would it be that that guy could also be trusted with the treasures to give them any shot at a good ending #peppino is certainly not.... the ideal choice for a hero. but it's what they got. and he was enough.#begging and crying and shaking everyone please you have to care about the pillar bros #pizzaposting #arting

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priceofreedom · 10 months ago

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funny how everyone seemed to adore Zack until he started having more screentime...

#it's honestly very surprising. i see hate towards him almost every day since Remake came out and i wish i was kidding #and yeah yeah i know other characters get lots of hate too but the hate towards him has been so sudden and random???#idk maybe he *was* hated before but i just didn't notice #but at the same time no. i'm 100% sure the hate increased considerably after he was shown to be alive in the Remake #i feel like some people are just weirdly concerned he is gonna overshadow the main characters which is stupid #this story is still about Cloud and the others #we're just gonna explore another reality (allegedly) with Zack it's not that deep bro #(rebirth spoilers) -> even in Zack's timeline Cloud AND Aerith are there #and who knows how many more #like i get shippers being petty because when are they not petty #but i've seen non-shippers/casual players saying they do not want to see more of him and being all bitter bc he's important #he's always been important you all just refuse to acknowledge it!!!#no matter how many times hamaguchi nomura nojima etc say he's super important ppl just keep denying it 💀#as if y'all know more than the freaking devs i'm getting tired of this bs #my post #i'm glad the devs love him as much as we do. cry about it

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myenemytolover · 1 month ago

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on a different note, why are people on tiktok hating on nick chavez and acting like cooper koch hates him jfc

#like the photos and videos they're bugging out about are literally from a *month* ago and weren't that deep #and on top of it he's allowed to not express his opinion on the real life situation (and he *has* but he doesn't owe anyone anything)#especially considering the hate he got for doing his job as it was written - and the push back from the brothers themselves #dont get me wrong the shows vision of the brothers are not good *but* the actors did amazing work - if it were pure fiction it'd be A+++++#but like - let the man live without literally coming for his soul every 10 minutes and quit analyzing every little fucking thing they do #the “switch up” people are bitching about too like bro you literally dont know him?? and he's trying to be a professional??#my rant for the day #thanks for coming to my ted talk #nicholas alexander chavez #cooper koch #monsters the lyle and erik menendez story

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shannonsketches · 4 months ago

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I just think Toei gives Vegeta a lot of shit for a guy who's maintained his rank within the top ten most powerful beings in the mortal realm since he was like five years old.

#and he did it without dragon balls OR senzu beans OR magic chi unlocks OR otherworldly help he's just been grinding for 30 years #every time I see a fan like 'vegeta's so weak bro lol' i'm like?? Hm?? Where??#I will never forgive toei for writing him the way they do in the movies but even with their ass character choices like #He's still Consistently The Fuck Out Here #When he tells Kiwi that he's actively choosing to be on the front lines instead of kicking back like he could be with his status as a lord #and then the payoff in Super when they're like 'damn vegeta must be a prodigy' Pybara is like 'yeah that's because he works his ass off'#the way I yelled!! And it's true of Goku too!!#I had to explain to a friend the other day too that Bardock's wish re: his boys doesn't remove all the grinding Goku's done over his life #It helped him survive and meet people the same way it did Raditz but Goku's still been training every single day. all his life.#The reason Raditz lost is because he didn't train his tail like Nappa and Vegeta did -- he knew it was a problem with a solution #and never addressed the problem. Goku consistently dug his heels in and worked to overcome any weakness he discovered in his body #no opportunity is going to help you if you don't put the work in. that's why Vegeta's arc is so good. He puts the work in on all fronts.#and why I am constantly mad at Toei for writing his relationships the way they do because it is so deeply inconsistent with his themes #anyway here's another essay in the tags aksldjaskjld

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