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My addition to Epic's Manwhore AU

Even if Odysseus fucked both Zeus and Poseidon to survive he probably wouldn't be punished by it.

First, because Amphitrite doesn't usually punish Poseidon's lovers.

And second, as far as I know, Hera never punished Zeus' male lovers.

Remember, we are in Ancient Greece, and even though same sex relationships are not as taboo as they are in Christian societies, we still are dealing with a Hetero Normative society.

For Greeks gay relationships don't count as real relationships since they can't marry and have children, and they can't ruin royal bloodlines with annoying bastards.

Odysseus isn't cheating on his wife by having sex with other men. He's just having mindless fun. It doesn't count if it's not another woman.

Hera wouldn't give a damn. Maybe she would be super annoyed by it, but not to the point as she was with Io and Semele. Remember, Zeus brought a boy toy to Olympus one time and Hera didn't do anything.

Think about all the tales of same sex relationships in Greek Mythology. They all end tragically because of other jealous male lovers, and not because the wife got upset.

So, Odysseus could bang Zeus, Poseidon and his entire crew and probably nobody would use that against him since he never cheated on Penelope with another woman.

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Kim Dokja core

there is a class of “favorite character” that is completely unrelated to characters you Like the most but rather it’s the character you say What Is Their Fucking Problem about the most. like you might like them or you might not like them but you need to know what their fucking problem is, desperately. this too is a kind of love

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Me July 6, 20224 on twitter: Oh wow this Vietnamese artist looks so cool. And he just causally plays the violin while looking like a vampire during a concert. Slayyy~

…Huh he kind looks like Luka with the hair and pale white skin.

Me now: WTF

Btw this is BB Trấn, an openly gay Vietnamese song artist. He is also known for fashion shows and being a tv show guest.

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Y'ALL I FUCKING CRASHED AO3 WHILE TRYING TO FIND MARIOLORE LMAOOOOO

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write on the wall

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Han Sooyoung: Her own worst enemy

han sooyoung (13 years old) (asshole): oh my god why do you keep harrassing me about this dumb plagarism shit like kys weirdo

han sooyoung (1863rd version) (watching her younger self suicide bait the person shes writing twsa for just so he won't do specifically that):

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The comfort of not being perceived ig

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this angel is digital

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Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

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I would die without this

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I want non-romantic soulmates. I want two souls destined to always find eachother. I want two enemies who have never understood anyone better than they understand the other. I want a relationship that transcends romance and friendship. I want them forever connected, because they're the only ones who truly understand eachother.

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As a fanfiction writer, I love lining up fics like it doesn't take me a minimum of 3 months to finish my long fics (I'm also no where near done with my current one)

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someone sedate this man.

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"Always dying, never living"

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Spoilers for DSBtB ENDING

What (almost) kills Jem isn't Snow or Coin or even his disease, it's him losing hope. His entire life is based off of the hope that maybe, one day, he won't have a timer over his head. He thrives on the hope that if he just works hard enough, plays the game well enough, and is appealing enough, he'll get what he's searching for.

But when Coin takes that all away by telling him that she wouldn't save him, and that the best he could do was get pain meds for the slow, painful death he was about to endure?

He breaks.

The hope disappears.

He, with his calculating nature that used to be a strength, deems himself hopeless.

And when he deems himself hopeless? It would be better if he didn't take up the space and the air.

Ironically, who saves Jem is Aless, who is the only person he has hope for. He hopes that Aless, even without him, will live happily. That is his last hope before he kills Coin and swallows the nightlock pill. His last shred of hope is what saves him.

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For more context: the two guys were best friends and they jokingly made a bet when they were younger that if they reached 23 and they weren't currently in a relationship they'd get married (23 was old to them at the age of 13 apparently). One of the guys birthdays was a few days prior, making them both 23, so they emailed the professor to see if he'd honor their idea, and the professor did.

The day of the wedding everyone filed into class like it was a normal day, and were rightfully confused when one of the guys walked down to the front pedestal in a suit. A few minutes after, a few of their other friends walked through and threw cut up paper (flower petals) over everyone sitting down. Everyone by now was snickering, having caught on to what was happening. The other guy, who was in a white dress, seemingly borrowed from a female friend because it didn't fit well, walked down with his friend (presumably acting like the dad) fake crying. The friend gave the guy away at the front pedestal and the two guys stared at eachother until a different friend (there were a surprising amount of people in on this, some of whom weren't even in the class) stepped up and started asking the typical marriage questions. After they both said 'I do' and the whole 'you may kiss the groom' came up, they gave eachother a hug instead

One of the most wholesome things I had witnessed in a while

Welcome to college, where two boys got married (jokingly) in class and the professor dismissed the rest of the lecture because the boys said they were going to waffle house for their honeymoon and the professor was offered to tag along

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Welcome to college, where two boys got married (jokingly) in class and the professor dismissed the rest of the lecture because the boys said they were going to waffle house for their honeymoon and the professor was offered to tag along