#AUGH no
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Me when. When. Um. No nvm goodbye
#my coworker...#STOP#the voices#HES SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE WHAT#i caught him singing white girl pop in the backroom the other day#he didnt hear me walk in so i just stood there smirking until he turned around and saw me#and he SHRIEKED#AND HID HIS FACE BEHIND HIS HANDS#GRAAAHH IT WAS SO CUTE#his singing is awful btw it was so bad#i loved it sm#IT WAS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD AND HE LAUGHED TOO#AND HE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY TRYING TO CONVINCE ME HE NEVER DOES THAT#like stop#be so fr#you do that every day bro#and today#AUGH no#well#IDK he said he wasnt trying to hit on me but like#are you sure#also please say you were actually so i can drop the filter and say what pops into my head#bc the voices#THE VOICES#I WOULDVE BEEN FLIRTING SI BAD THIS WHOLE TIME IF WE WERENT AT WORK AND I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABT IT#WHAT THE HELL#he made fun of my height 💔#I'm not being subtle tbh i cant help but glance at him all the time#he does the funniest little things#i caught him doing a little dance in the aisle and he glared at me across the floor
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oh my god. OH MY GOD NO NOT THE ANGST THOUGHTS HE MISSES THATCHER AND HAS A PICTURE OF HIM AND THATCHER TOGETHE RLIKE A FAMILY PHOTO HE MISSES HIS FATHER FIGURE IM SO SORYR -silly
WAIT NO STOP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SILLY
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
#funny talking tag#DEAR WEIRD PEOPLE ONLINE: Can we be weird together?#I am also bad at keeping up conversations with people I don't know very well. Augh I will get better about that I just don't have much#to say about most topics. I am meant to nod and smile at people. This makes messaging hard.
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
#self#last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH#i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved#i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life#marine biology#ecology
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MONKEY MAN (2024)
#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it#and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes.....#does he have a licence for those#the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully#and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me.#and also he took his shirt off multiple times.#monkey man#dev patel#vipin sharma#spoilers#long post#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia
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You need to look up red cornetfish
OUUGUGUGGUHHHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
TRUMPET GUY
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it#i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month#like it takes me that long to get around to it#and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally#augh#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction#derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying#it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!
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"toxic yuri" "toxic yaoi" the children yearn for the kismesissitude
#why's it so hard to spell#augh#homestuck#kismessitude#kismesissitude#or at least this is how i feel a lot of it is
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"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking
#ramblings with major#just thinkin about it#do NOT listen. dress as weird as possible always#never give up your whimsy for the sake of acceptance from people whose opinions you should not care about#this is a note to self mostly but AUGH
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
#chappell roan#fanart#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#my kink is karma#eyestrain#illustration#live performances make me insane even if im not seeing them in person i still go insane#augh. anyways. hiii i got really into her recently by chance..#i should make a habit of just doing this more often for artists i like#id in alt text
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What a familiar feeling...
I think he's starting to enjoy life on the surface
Perhaps he's not irreparable, he could even try to make new friends
#AHHHHHHH#AHHHH#have I told u all how much I LOVE their friendship#like#omg#augh#AAAUGHHHHHH#undertale#sunsest-art#papyrus#art#undertale fanart#flowey
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group selfie 📸!! im obsessed with the final girls or the four ggggs or whatever they’re calling themselves <3
(plus their weird creaky neighbor. bigb my beloved)
#allydraws#life series smp#trafficblr#wild life#wild life smp#the final girls#scott smajor#dangthatsalongname#smajor fanart#zombiecleo#zombiecleo fanart#impulsesv#impulsesv fanart#pearlescentmoon#pearlesentmoon fanart#bigbst4tz2#traffic smp#I LOVE THEM. AUGH#i need to draw creaking bigb too but i thought the. minecraft screenshot was funnier for this#theyre so messy. i cannot wait to see what happens#demon impulse#ALSO. DRAWING ZOMBIECLEO IS SUCH A DELIGHT#SHE IS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN AND I LOVE HER AND I WANT TO DRAW HER FOREVER#described#smajor1995
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rival battle ⚔️
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#sonic generations#sonadow#my art#technically this is only sonic gens but just in case im tagging as both? if anyone doesnt want to see#i only played the sonic gens just yesterday so 😔#i didnt know shadow was gonna show in it and i almost lost my mind when i saw him while jumping around the hub#tried running into the wall for like ten seconds in excitement before using my singular brain cell and going around#im excited to play shadow gens its SO fucking cool....augh...i love that guy...
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sometimes
#sometimes it be like that#i just locked myself out of my twt account so this is how i feel now#anyway happy week 5. i guess!!!! AUGH#screaming#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#illust
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Bruce who forgets he can’t just. Pick Jason up as easily as before.
Jason will get injured, — he hates ankle wounds; they’re not like shoulder wounds, which are his favorite.
They’re pesky, and tiny but powerful, like Damian, — and Bruce casually walks up to him, tries lifting him by the armpits. One time? No go. Two times? No. The third time, he cracks his neck and does it.
Other times, Jason pretends to be asleep in the Batmobile so Bruce would carry him. Bruce forces himself not to mention Jason can’t sleep without his Wonder Woman bear.
#AUGH. Bruce is so mother to me I genuinely believe the batkids called him mama at least once#and he doesn’t mind it. it just makes him sad he couldn’t biologically give birth to them all. which is a very normal and same thing#bruce wayne#jason todd#batman#batdad#dc#dc comics#text post
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