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Me when. When. Um. No nvm goodbye
#my coworker...#STOP#the voices#HES SO FUNNY AND ADORABLE WHAT#i caught him singing white girl pop in the backroom the other day#he didnt hear me walk in so i just stood there smirking until he turned around and saw me#and he SHRIEKED#AND HID HIS FACE BEHIND HIS HANDS#GRAAAHH IT WAS SO CUTE#his singing is awful btw it was so bad#i loved it sm#IT WAS SO FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD AND HE LAUGHED TOO#AND HE SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY TRYING TO CONVINCE ME HE NEVER DOES THAT#like stop#be so fr#you do that every day bro#and today#AUGH no#well#IDK he said he wasnt trying to hit on me but like#are you sure#also please say you were actually so i can drop the filter and say what pops into my head#bc the voices#THE VOICES#I WOULDVE BEEN FLIRTING SI BAD THIS WHOLE TIME IF WE WERENT AT WORK AND I WASNT EVEN THINKING ABT IT#WHAT THE HELL#he made fun of my height 💔#I'm not being subtle tbh i cant help but glance at him all the time#he does the funniest little things#i caught him doing a little dance in the aisle and he glared at me across the floor
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me
#alfred's military background and his sudden shove into parenthood are things i think about a lot#alfred using the term 'soldier' as something honourable. as something to take pride in.#alfred putting 'a good soldier' on jason's plaque to show his care#the voice in bruce's head referring to his children as his soldiers sounding suspiciously like alfred's#bruce initially refusing to acknowledge jason's existence after his death bc it's the only way he can keep going#& alfred saying 'i will not let you do this. if you will not acknowledge him in your daily life i will make you do so every night'#because alfred doesn't know how to acknowledge the absence of a child either#besides going about your life and praying hoping wishing that they return somehow safe and sound#but he knows how to honour fallen soldiers.#and he will help you in the only way that he can.#sorry i just have so many thoughts about this#(justice league 19)#alfred pennyworth#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman
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I hope they got that microwave in the break room
Bonus version with different outfit colours:
#wild life smp#inthelittlewood#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video#they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool#Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n#so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find#way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait#I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing#tw blood#my art
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reflection
#anyways so i think samus has major survivors guilt and is a super perfectionist. The type of girl who reimagines scenarios in her mind#And thinks about how she could have done better. like ‘if i had woken up sooner maybe i could have saved everyone in prime 3’#so i think she says she doesnt know anything about herself because shes so hypercritical of her actions she doesnt see herself as a person#while also her hyper critical-ness shows how she says she wants to ignore herself but she literally cant because she has so many criticisms#oh i wanted to include the ppl from the prime 2 manga in that one shot but was like ‘i dont think ppl will recognize them’.#also lol the existence of dark samus would fuck her up SOOOO bad like it only exists bc she exists & its responsible for the gang’s deaths#okay im done rambling tldr MENTAL ILLNESS.#metroid#samus aran#loneart#metroid dread#metroid prime#super metroid#metroid series#i dont wanna tag all the games. There just those games is enough#hall of fame#gray voice
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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#apollo justice#klavier gavin#ema skye#maya fey#aa4#lana skye#mia fey#gyakuten saiban#klapollo#sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out#my art#cw drug use#also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice#a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially#and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did#meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times#shes just like me fr
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TEMPO DI ZUPPA
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi#fanart#id in alt text#THATS RIGHT. (<- meowth voice) the once in a blue moon fanart i had planned lololll#enjoy it bc i dont know when itll happen again#PLS READ DUNGEON MESHI
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Some TF One doodles/sketches (minor spoilers maybe? Idk if they count, nothing not seen in the trailers already)
sorta in a massive art slump rn so i'll draw more stuff when i feel like i can draw better again :')
#can't eve properly see my screen bc the sun is shining directly on it >:((#also this fly has been bothering me since last night it wont go away heklp#god i love airachnid's voice so muchh#tf one spoilers#<- tagging just in case#transformers#maccadam#transformers fanart#maccadams#frootertooter archive#doodlydodads#transformers one#tf one#sentinel prime#elita one#optimus prime#orion pax#airachnid
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babe wake up new doccy clip just dropped
#I needed to clip this bro they have SUCH a cute voice#and it’s really sweet to see/hear doc in Dad Mode™#if any German knowers want to provide a translation it would be very appreciated bc I sure do Not Know#doc says after this they commented on his butterfly wings
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 266#fanart#jjk fanart#itafushi#jujutsu kaisen fanart#used th itfs tag bc its implied and this is an itfs piece i said so#i dont think ive seen this parallel made yet??? but its ok if it has#i just had the idea hit at gross o clock last night when i ws alr exhausted n had 2 force myself to sleep instead of drawing it#i just . clutches chest . YUUJI#th char development the emotional maturity..#the willingness to put aside his gojo voice personal feelings in favour of giving megumi agency over his own life#rather than burden him with expectations the way every1 has done fr both of them over the course of the series...#tears in my eyes thats my mc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway art notes i think lower one is some of the best yuuji hair ive drawn 2 date#it's kind of similar to one of my 265 redraws but i think i struck a better balance in how thoroughly i rendered it here#proud of my me but also SO grateful tht yuuji has not been fighting me lately#so much yuuji content these past chapters i cant imagine th frustration having to Also fight him in order 2 create content fr them#anyway itafushi kaisen is real and canon and alive and yuuji singlehandedly discovered th cure 2 my mental illness w this line
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'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now
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something about marine biology and benefits
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#the character voice on this is loose because 1 its extremely quick and a joke and 2 i really like the word jackass sorry#worth a lot to remember that after the pressure is off they probably have the exact fucking same sense of humour lol#in stars and time spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#doodlebyte#not tagging this up the whole way bc its just a quick doodle lol thats why my panels r all wonky lmao#the heights r so inconsistent here babe it was all i could to wrack my brain and not destroy the 180 rule#anyway. loop: [wakes up from nonextance] oh okay . fuck this [walks into the ocean] oh come ONNNNNN
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i never understood ppl claiming percy has never suffered the consequences of his loyalty. you're talking about percy "i know the prophecy said my friend would betray me but these are my friends they wouldn't betray me" jackson, who walked into a remote part of the forest with luke and almost died in book one. you're talking about percy "kronos told me point-blank there was a traitor but i can't imagine any of these ppl betraying me" jackson, who decided to stop looking for the traitor and moved on. you're talking about percy "nico is acting suspicious and very clearly hiding something from me but he's my friend and i trust him" jackson, who walked into nico's very obvious set up and almost got himself held hostage during the titan war. percy is so loyal that he cannot fathom betrayal until it's happening, and it has nearly killed him multiple times.
#i think ppl focus on what athena said#'you would destroy the world to save a friend'#but that's not fatal for percy! that's what makes percy dangerous *to the gods*#loyalty is a fatal flaw *for percy* bc he can be told point blank that his friend will betray him and still not be able to comprehend it!#i don't know that percy ever voiced his inability to consider betrayal to anyone (in the books i'm pretty sure it's internal dialogue)#so all anyone else sees is the danger he poses to *them* and *their plans*#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo hoo toa#pjo books#fatal flaws#percy#min talks pjo
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"You treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate"
[Too Sweet by Hozier]
#the voices told me to#like the true English speaker I am I did have to go back and fix all my spelling mistakes#i thought he said “lean” instead of “neat” bc i didn't check the lyrics until the end :)#cod#cod mwii#cod mwiii#cod mw2#cod mw3#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap#comic#comics#comic art#web comic#original comic#digital art#sketchbook#sketch#art#drawing#artists on tumblr
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Damian, handing Bruce a piece of paper with a very neat calendar on it: father, I will be taking a step back from my participation in our nightly patrols. I have carefully considered factors such as, but not limited to, school tests, most likely days for breakouts and when other people will be available. Here is my schedule.
Bruce: any particular reason you are stepping back from Robin?
Damian: I have reached an acceptable age and am by far mature enough, so I will be participating in Ramadan this year, father. Afterwards I will pick my duties up as normal, but with changed sleeping and eating patterns, this is the most logical step for now.
Bruce, who grew up with a jewish mother and christian father who were intent to raise him on some weird mix of the two, then a second father who was atheist, proceeded to lose his entire way in any form of religion due to losing himself in his teen years, took in Jewish boy, then a catholic one with religious trauma, then an atheist one who had no idea how to even approach the idea of religion, followed up by a pagan girl and already making seven different mental lists of things he will need to research, how to add aspects of Islam into their weird family holidays and trying desperately to show his support for his son: ....hnn
Damian: thank you father
#bruce is trying#he really is#but hes just so incapable of voicing any Emotion ever#but he just really loves his kids and wants them happy#also you cannot convince me the wayne family holidays are not a mess of a situation due to different religions lmaoo#i intended for cass to be the pagan girl simply bc she gives me such vibes#i can see it yk#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batman#robin#batfam#the batfamily#muslim damian wayne#good dad bruce wayne
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I like the thought of Battinson speaking like a My Chemical Romance song , but also, I think it’d be so unique and so cool and genius and groundbreaking if he spoke like Duchess from Aristocats.
Just him with little Dick? Asking him to PRETTY PLEASE let him kidnap the creepy but cute little kid next door.
“Oh, no, my darling, that’s just awfully rude. You have to ask the little baby first.”
#nobody suspects he’s batman bc their prince sounds like a vintage dulcet movie starlet#and Batman sounds like a Metallica singer who lost his voice#also like a monster drink.#Harvey/clark would melt hard for the voice. tell me they wouldn’t. also Damian got his Victorian prince speech from bruce#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#batman#dick grayson#batdad#battinson
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