#WHAT THE HELL

[itsjustmebluesilly]

I WASNT READY

[skeletoncrevvs]

I'm moving at the end of the month and currently packing up my office - just want to share some things I come across!!

that time Mikey yeeted his fkin towel at my face

[apebellica]

Well... that happened

[otter-and-terrier]

NO WHAT THE HELL THAT'S SO SMART AND COOL

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[endersketch]

I was today years old when I found out you can hold and swipe gifs on the mobile app to go frame by frame.

[1sab4lla]

“god forbid a girl get huzz” - 2

you applied your lipliner smoothly, double checking your appearance in the mirror. you were backstage on the tonight show, excited, admittedly, but a tad bit nervous.

you set your phone down, smoothing your hair down anxiously, before a knock on your dressing room rang through your head. “you ready?” a lady asked kindly, carrying a clipboard. you nodded, flashing her a soft smile before standing up, smoothing out your dress, before following her towards the main stage. you waited anxiously, the only thing on your mind being that mike would see you.

“now, our next guest is someone i’m super excited about — she’s been making waves the past few years in the entertainment industry, and is here tonight to talk to us a bit about her career. please welcome to the show, miss y/n l/n!” jimmy’s voice rang out, followed by a round of applause, and you headed onstage, flashing a smile and waving at the audience, before shaking hands and taking the seat across from him.

”well, it is so good to have you here! can i just say, you look fantastic!” he flashed you a grin. “thank you, jimmy!” you smiled. “well, i mean, i’m so glad to be here, y’know? i mean, when you start out, you never think you’ll be here.” you admitted, smoothing your dress down as you laughed softly.

“oh, it was a guarantee sometime soon. considering all the projects you’ve had going on for you — and, i mean, you’ve been booked, right? ever since you started acting, you’ve put yourself to work.” he pointed out. “now, i wanted divulge back into your past jobs a bit. so, tv shows.” he peeked at one of his showcards.

“yellowjackets, and this is us.” he noted. the audience clapped at the mention, and you flashed a smile. “yeah, that’s correct. so, actually, i landed the role on this is us not so long after i filmed american honey, and i was worried i’d flop, y’know? so when i walked into that audition room, i was honestly just kind of assuming i wouldn’t get the role. and when i got the call-back, it was just kind of a holy shit moment. like.. this show, was originally already written for six seasons. so i was in it.” you laughed softly, crossing your legs.

“and, i mean, when i actually met the cast, i was so awestruck, y’know? i mean, i’m a huge fan of gilmore girls, and low and behold, milo ventimiglia is there. and i see him, and, oh my god, he is such a dad.” you laughed. “so, he says hi, and smiles, and i was like.. this is not real.” you grinned. “and, i mean, i’m still very much close to all my cast mates. i idolize everyone so much, and just — the idea that we’ve acted in a show so emotional, as well as beautiful just brings us together, in a way.” you said, and jimmy nodded, flashing you a wide smile as well.

“when i tell you i cried every episode.” he sighed in mock exasperation, and laughed. “no — like, i’m so serious! i would watch with my wife, and it’s like, man, these people can never get a break!” you grinned, shaking your head. “oh, believe me, i know. i can’t rewatch it, definitely only a one-time watch for me.”

the rest of the interview went pretty smoothly. you answered any questions, overall making a good impression on jimmy and the audience. the nervousness never quite went away, the idea that mike was watching made you overthink your body language, responses, and just looks in general.

once you had bid him farewell, and stepped off the stage, you finally checked your phone, seeing messages from zendaya, josh, and timothée.

a/n: AYY AYY !! also i updated the things reader is starring in, sorry!! i figured why not tv shows😆 and btw, i actually love this is us, i watch it all the time with my mom☺️☺️ i def recommend it!

[folkloristico]

“we eliminated sokka’s misogyny because that was not woke but also we’re gonna butcher our female lead and also make the other girl more feminine because clearly that’s more humanizing” this live-action needs to be nuked out of existence just fucking watch the cartoon

[karinathebutterwolf2k5]

YOU WHAT?!

I was kicked out of a Cafe for being a Family Guy Fan when's the last time you were kicked out of a business because of who you are or what you Believe in?

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[dirtydragonthoughts]

Hey, so, uh... What the fuck? Who is a) importing Przewalski's horses into the US and b) selling them at livestock auctions as mules or just surrendering them to rescues?

(For reference, there are about 2500 Przewalski's horses in the world. They are considered one of the last truly wild horses (and may even be a separate subspecies from the domestic horse). Their numbers dwindled to as few as 40 individuals in the 1950s to about 2500 today. About half are in captivity with zoos and conversation programs.)

(Article)

[otter-and-terrier]

HOLY SHIT THIS FITS SO WELL

—Trying to so hard not to be Ophelia you become Hamlet

[punksrhea]

RHEA RIPLEY WWE RAW, December 9th, 2024

[rrat-king]

the dice wealth disparity this episode is so fucking funny to me i'm gonna be real

[baddiesonic]

Oh my gosh you’re right…. *frantically scribbles in notebook *

Bro. I feel like nobody’s really acknowledging this.

LOOK!!! DO YOU SEE IT?! DO YOU SEE THE PARALLELS?! They both got stuck in a freaking prison dimension with ancient evil beings