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Dick: I have learned some truly horrible things tonight,.. you were right and I was wrong.
Bruce: goodness.. ROY IS SLEEPING WITH JASON?!
Dick: WHAT , how could you possibly know that?!?!
Bruce:"you were right and I was wrong"- you must have been shaking to your core to say that to me, Jason Is your brother and one of your most trusted friends so he has to be involved, your use of the word 'horrible' leads me to believe that the matter was sexual in nature given your obvious immaturity ,
Dick: pftt .. I've had sex
Bruce: and of course you would be most upset if jason would have slept with someone you knew from your childhood . thus the solve Roy....and Jason.
Dick: That.. was amazing.
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#brooklyn nine nine#incorrect quotes#b99 quotes#roy harper#jayroy#first post#world's greatest detective
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22° Day of waiting for Canto 9
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#I admire your optimism Japanese Batman#It's not like Lord Death Man didn't come back from the grave when you did this exact same thing yesterday. And it's only the second act#world's greatest detective#jiro kuwata#batmanga#lord death man#spoiler alert in the name
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Batman is very skilled in many different areas, and it can be hard to find ways to work on them, like he's a master tactician, one way that I've began to work on it is to study chess. I also intend to buy a book on military strategies on the future. And he's the world's greatest detective, I've thought about this one, I was gonna buy a book on sherlock holmes, but then I thought a course might be better, so I'm between doing some Personal Investigator course or something like forensic investigations. Anyways, It's kinda hard to keep this all up with a full time job! hehe but it's fun nonetheless, and if you guys wanna learn some chess, this guys channel is called "Gotham Chess" obviously I had to follow.
#project batman#batman#bruce wayne#martial arts#training#exercise#fitness#work out#chess#openings#tactician#detective#world's greatest detective#master tactician#gotham#gotham chess#Youtube
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"OH NO!!! IT IS HIM!!! IT'S --- BAT-MAN!!!!"
My tribute to one of my favorite iterations of The Dark Knight for his anniversary back in 2022. I've been itching to do a Batman piece for quite a while around the time and to stretch out my creative muscles on Photoshop a bit more. So this was definitely the best opportunity to do so, especially to redo one of my old receipt artwork. From my days in retail. I kind of took a few cues from reading Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon's Watchman for the mix of full color with a dark noir aesthetic.
#jay's art#fanart#jay's post#color#dc comics#homage#tribute#batman#golden age#dave gibbons#bill finger#detective comics#photoshop#comics#digital art#ink#black and white#bruce wayne#anniversary#the bat-man#retro print edit#paper texture#world's greatest detective#bat family#batman caped crusader
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Could we all collectively actually make this happen?
Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:
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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
#a platypus?#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?#this is so stupid im sorry#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#worlds greatest detective#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: phineas and ferb
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headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”
nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not
#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#‘bruce is the worlds greatest detective#doesnt he notice?’#no.#he is absolutely oblivious and just thinks alfred is a wizard who can find things in the nick of time#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#kate kane#batfamily
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Finally read Robins!
I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:
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#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too#hilarious and fucked up#tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam#i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life#no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them#not even bruce#my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective#anyway#I fuckin' love tim drake#robin#robins (2022)
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I'm looking at you Batman. Who other than you says you're the world's greatest detective??? Hmm???
my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
#you know that conversation back at the Batcave is gonna be awkward as hell#Bruce: Tim why does Ra’s al Guhl think you should be the heir to the league of assassins?#Tim: fuck if I know that wackos been trying to recruit me for years#Bruce: YEARS??#Tim: yeah it was something about me being the world’s greatest detective#Bruce: hold on a damn minute#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake and bruce wayne#Tim Drake and Ra’s al Guhl#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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Snow bots au anyone? :D
They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️
All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#uh that’s a lot of characters. okay let’s go#left -> to right. top to bottom haha#Swerve#Rung#Tailgate#Rewind#chromedome#cdrw#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#rodimus#rodimus prime#Wing#Drift#Blurr#Swindle#I originally wanted to add Brainstorm falling out of bus window and Perceptor catching him but my brain is shutting down I need to sleep ha#jazz and prowl switching their hats be like#Prowl: I sense something is wrong..where's my hat?? (looks around) (sees it on Jazz's head) Oh there it is. Cool.#five minutes later: wait. If my hat is there than what am I wearing right now???? error 404#world greatest detective ladies and gentlemen~
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😅🤣🤣 OMG I love it!!
no context let’s just bask in this image
#project batman#batman#bruce wayne#martial arts#alfred pennyworth#funny#humor#batmeme#comics#detective skills#master detective#world's greatest detective#possibly aspergers#possibly autistic#autism headcanon
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I love Jason and dick being drinking buddies who love shit talking the rest of family but also
Sometimes
When I’m craving peak
I remember that their relationship is low key messyyyy
I mean from Jason’s side Dick is the ideal son who Bruce loves, Jason saw Bruce’s absolute grief when bludhaven was nuked as red hood. As Robin he was constantly and unfairly compared to Dick Grayson bc while Jason was great. He had a normal but sad ass life while being naturally gifted and brilliant, dick was training before he could crawl, Dick had never learned to stay still while also being naturally grifted and brilliant. Jason couldn’t do the things Dick could do at 12 bc dick had been training for 11 years by that point but neither he nor Bruce really gave himself that grace. Dick is proof of the concept of child heroes, while he is kinda like proof that children really shouldn’t be on the field. Dick became this well respected, important person. He got to grow from Robin whereas Jason is still burdened by his time in the pixie boots.
And from Dicks side? Dick got out, he LEFT Bruce’s shadow and when Bruce gave his mantle to some kid? He was nice about it! I mean he was too busy with his amazing girlfriend and his team to really become hung up on it! He gave the kid his number and his OG Robin suit and goes maybe we can form a relationship. And then the kid dies and Dick is destroyed, not only did his kid brother die, his kid brother DIED in HIS legacy. And the Jason comes back. Steals his suit, and begins killing people. Nearly gets Dick killed by the cops and spends so long trying to ruin Dicks solid reputation. Not only that? But in the suit father preformed in? With the name Clark Kent gave him??? One of the men he respects most in the world? WHICH he proceeds to do again?? With their Dead Dads costume? After all the SHIT he spewed about no one giving a damn about his death. About how Bruce and his crusade killed a child. And he goes and not only hurts Tim, the brother Dick worked SO hard to build a relationship with bc the last time he got out a Kid died. But also Damian, a literal 10 year old. Dick sends him to Arkham bc when he got sent to regular prison he killed hundreds of people? And sure now?? Jason’s working with the family sometimes? But if it was just a difference in morals Dick wouldn’t have that much of an issue? He’s friends with people who have differing moral codes! Hell he’s DATED people with different moral codes. But? Jason made their beef personal and now Dicks stuck with the knowledge that his younger brother DID a lot of that to HURT him specifically. Bruce was dead for a portion of this? Did that stop Jason from trying to ruin everything dicks ever believed in? Nope.
Like Dick has to exist knowing that he loves his brother and his brother very well could and would do what he did to him again.
#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#jason todd#redhood#listen people wanna say dick was in the wrong for how he treated Jason#but he very much was not#I fear#Jason was unhinged#Bruce needs to stop pitting his kids against each other#oh shoot#the kid who grew up making income by completing the impossible can do this faster than an above average child#oh the horror#oh the humanity#and the crowd stays completely silent bc the only person to not foresee this#was the worlds greatest detective#I love Damian and I’m still bitter about Jason shooting him in the chest#‘oh but that was poor writing’ brother EVERYTIME JASON IS IN A COMIC ITS POOR WRITING#like I’ll accept this excuse for Talia Jason however was a VILLIAN#don’t tell Tim Stan’s this but I like Tim’s Robin run the most#I’m hiding this here bc no one will see it
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