#wolfstar is not this good

[myprongsfootera]

This fandom is so funny

Two best friends? Who are completely and totally obsessed with each other? And finish each other's sentences? And need to be together every waking minute? To the point that they invent new ways to pull it off even when they're apart? Because they're that obsessed with each other?

And this is a rarepair????

[propussyslayer]

[outromoony]

Books: Main characters must follow the plot.

Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?

[skyrigel]

[aejiee]

Old man yaoi

[rottensouldier]

lets play dress up (or dress down?) with sirius black 🌚

[maladaptivewriting]

i just know that sirius and regulus have the worst taste in food. like they grew up eating the most absurd upscale british wizard meals, the kind of thing that would put a normal person into a coma.

james would be like “oh sirius, what’s regulus’s fav food? i’ll make it for his birthday”

and sirius would reply like “it’s super easy. it’s bird beak jello with flavorless gravy on top”

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

i love seeing fic writers put "i dont support jkr!!!!" in their summaries-

like, yeah, i appreciate the sentiment but sweetheart, you're writing wolfstar a/b/o with the tags "background starchaser" and "trans regulus." i wouldn't have assumed you supported a terf sweetie.

[my-castles-crumbling]

stalk - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 226

“Sirius, I don’t think-” James started, trying not to sneeze as a bit of Sirius’s hair tickled his nose.

“Shut up,” Sirius murmured from in front of him, cutting him off.

“Sirius, this is ridicu-” James tried again, stumbling as they both tried their best to walk together under the Invisibility Cloak, pressed so close that James could smell Sirius’s hair potion.

“Shut up, Prongs!” the other boy stopped him again, flinging a hand out to stop him in his tracks and slowly leaning around the corner of the corridor they were tiptoeing down.

“Sirius, I really feel like stalking Moony isn’t a good-” he tried for a third time, impatience rising.

“James, be quiet!”

Both boys fell silent, listening to the two people closeby.

“....thanks for the tutoring session, Remus! It was really helpful!”

“No problem, Arabella! Let me know if you ever need more help!”

James and Sirius glued themselves to the wall as Remus and a fifth-year Ravenclaw walked past, hardly daring to breathe. It was only after their footsteps completely faded away that Sirius pulled the Cloak off both of them and looked to James, a manic look of glee in his eyes. “Ha! I told you they weren’t dating!” he exclaimed.

“I…never thought they were,” James grumbled, rolling his eyes.

But Sirius was already setting off, a bounce in his step.

[screamingfrenchfries]

my mom, ranting about politics: ...and that's why the woke left is destroying our society.

me, with a fanfic tab open in front of me, trying to read gay porn: uh huh, yeah sure mom.

[theyrealllesbians]

Obsessed with the idea that Remus uses all the marauders being animagi as blackmail.

Sirius catches Remus eating chocolate even though he is under strict instruction from Pomphrey to not eat it just to see if it makes his migraines go away. Remus immediately responds with "yeah, I suppose it is weird that I'm eating chocolate, Pads. But you know what would be weirder, Dumbledore finding out a black dog was in the Gryffindor common room last night?" Sirius doesn't utter a word.

James catches Remus studying the night before a moon, knowing it will make him tired and grumpy in the morning, making the moon even worse. "Moons. Go. To. Bed. I'll go get Sirius." He is stood there with his arms crossed and as stern of an expression as he can muster. "You go get Sirius and I'll tell Regulus you're a deer. Yeah, that's what I thought, now leave me to it Prongs, I'm fine."

Peter watches as Remus tries to get ready for classes, even though he has the worst cold their dorm has ever seen. "Remus, I swear to Merling, go back to bed, you idiot. You can't even walk straight, you are that ill!!!" In the most hoarse, scratchy voice ever, Remus just bites back a weak "I will report you to the ministry Peter, just you wait."

Remus knows it's never a comparable threat, but it works for him every time, so why would he stop?

[outromoony]

I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

[skyrigel]

*thinks of a new idea*

me: oh this will make a good fic—

my 292739 wips in union:

[lord-save-me]

Remus, Peter and James being only children, freaking out whenever Regulus and Sirius fight and Lily going "oh that's normal, I once threw Petunia out a window" will never not be funny

[aejiee]

Marauder's art request by @heartshiii - wolfstar cuddling 🥰

I love how the hands come out of a void- thank the reference picture. I might render this later if I have time ^^

[cowboylikeyouu]

i'm in desperate need for a life changing fic but i'm too lazy to look for smth, pls send me your favorite fics