#this makes no sense

[rottennssoldier]

It's evolution baby.

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[marya-blackbone]

can someone please explain this one to me:

[dragon-razor-writings]

(Based off of this previous post)

Jaune: *doing some butchering and grilling, humming to himself*

Ever-After Arc Child: *Appears™, tugs on Jaune's leg*

Jaune: "Hm? What's up?"

E-AAC: *hands him a skinned carcass of a small animal* ?

Jaune: "Oh, uh...thank you."

E-AAC: :) *runs off to do some more hunting*

Yang: "...Is this normal for them to do?"

Jaune, going back to grilling, new small animal included: "Sometimes. I think they're concerned for me."

Nora: "You're going to actually use that meat?"

Jaune: "I mean, I can't just say no."

[make-the-devil-cry]

titans drinking challenge : take a shot everytime someone mentions batman

[starsofang]

thinking about simon’s ex-girlfriend who’s in a band

the two of you broke up due to difficult schedules despite loving one another. as time went on, you thought he’d forgotten about you, and you about him.

cue simon showing up to one of your shows when he returns from deployment, hiding away in the back of the crowd, unnoticed. he appears to check up on you. after all, just because the two of you are no contact doesn’t mean he won’t support you on the sidelines.

it takes him longer than it should to realize that the song you’re singing is about not being over him and wanting him back.

(only to also realize how much he missed you and your voice that could only be handcrafted from angels)

[holmosexualitea]

"Only you."

Arcane got to me and obviously I had to draw Johnlock as that last scene with Jayce and Viktor.

[maraudersislife]

I fear I regulused too close to the sun

[gilbertgoosey]

do you guys think that hell itself see's V1 as a little rabid dog or pet??

like it looks at V1 pumping out stuff like

"+ TRIPPLE KILL"

and is like "yeah i'm never gonna stop loving this thing."

[myprongsfootera]

This fandom is so funny

Two best friends? Who are completely and totally obsessed with each other? And finish each other's sentences? And need to be together every waking minute? To the point that they invent new ways to pull it off even when they're apart? Because they're that obsessed with each other?

And this is a rarepair????

[natr0manova]

My fav Natasha plothole in the mcu

So, Natasha was born 1984 and was a part of the KGB, which dissolved in December 1991. Meaning, Natasha was a child when she worked for the KGB.

(Imagine 5 years old Natasha killing people for the USSR.)

But that did not happen because canonically Natasha joined the KGB AFTER her training in the Red Room. (it'd make a lot of sense if Natasha was trained to kill and spy and then joined the KGB)

But THIS is how Natasha looked like when she was graduating the Red Room. What a strange way to portray a literal child, right?

MCU writers: "Natasha was an adult when she joined the KGB. It was after her training in the Red Room."

Natasha being 7 when the Soviet Union (+ the KGB) dissolved and an adult in the 2000s. (she turned 18 in 2002)

So either, the KGB existed longer than it did in our universe or the writers fucked up (I believe it's the second one)

Like, mcu writers can create entire an franchise but fail at simple maths?

[samzoi]

No access to myself -> inconsistency -> need for a cohesive identity -> no access to myself -> inconsistency -> need for a cohesive identity -> no access to myself

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

This is the most fucked up thing I’ve seen recently. How is transgender connected to offenders?

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

story teller: there was a man. and she-

me, interrupting them: wait. she?

story teller: yeah she transitioned halfway thru the first sentence, my bad

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

Leo: ok, before we say anything, you love us.

Piper: your life would incredibly boring without us.

Leo: plus we taught you what caramel popcorn was so you’re kinda in our debt

Piper: and we’re nice! I think we’re nice

Jason: now I’m scared of how bad the thing you guys did was

[beelmons]

FUCKKKKKKKK imagine him using his knee to get you off FUCK

[taylor voice] look what you've made me do

cw: mean!aaron (very light though), slight exhibitionism, thigh riding

"Aaron, your office is a little..." embarrassing, obscene, risky. so many words that you wanted to use to describe your current situation with your boss. so many things you wanted to say to try and save the little dignity you had left.

Too bad his teeth on the skin of your neck and the cool air hitting your bare nipples were enough to shut you up.

"Too what?" he teased as he kissed his way up to your jaw.

A bite to the base of the area had taken your breath away from you. Of course, combined with the fact that your ass was being squeezed by his fingers, and your hips forced back and forth against his knee, making you a moaning mess.

Your back was pressed to the wall, the area between the entrance door and the wide window that faced the ballpen. The blinds were almost never closed, today was no exception, and the door you knew for a fact that hadn't been locked.

If anyone were to enter, they would catch quite the show.

"Worried about getting caught?" he raised away from your skin to look at you. His demeanor was daring, almost punishing, filled with pride and cockiness "The way you are moaning will certainly do it, though."

You couldn't remember what you had done to have him so dominant, so commited to making a mess out of you. It almost seemed like revenge.

But how could it be? Since his leg was working wonders against your cunt.

"You thought you could go commando with that skirt and not have consequences?" his hands tightened their grip on your buttocks.

There was no way you could form a coherent thought, legs trembling in ecstacy as you finally reached your climax. He caught up on the fact that you weren't going to be able to shut up, so one of his hands reached to press straight against your mouth, muffling the obnoxious noises you were making.

He yanked his knee away, letting your juices flow down against your own legs, and avoiding getting his suit any dirtier.

"Get cleaned up." he snarked.

Without any further word, he moved back to his desk and sat down, his attention fully taken by the files on his desk.

You stood there dumbfounded, eyes blinking to double check your reality. You did your best to fix your top again to cover your breasts, feeling slightly ashamed of what had happened.

That's how it was with Aaron, you knew that, your pleasure always came first, whatever way he was able to give it to you, but it came with a price, the price of your dignity.