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(Nobby doesn't count)
yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
#you are locked in a room alone#with three adult men#but you feel perfectly safe#who are they#I mean#I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into#“These men mean me no harm”#“So you feel safe now?”#“Oh#absolutely not”#LOTR#the mummy#princess bride#doctor who#Bucky#Sam#steve#Vimes#carott#colon#Star Treck#kirk#spock#bones
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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feb 26th … happy anniversary to the creation of this iconic trio and also bestiehood
heres a little doodle in their honour
#at all times im thinking about that one tweet that was like ‘imagine you are in an elevator with three adult men but feel completely safe’#w the pic of these guys underneath#my art#lotr#lord of the rings#the three hunters#aragorn#legolas#gimli#sorry abt my atrocious phone cam quality it WILL happen again
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Patalliro! is fascinating to me because of stuff like this. It's unapologetically gay - even within its anime which aired during primetime hours in 1982 - in a way that many later BL manga would never be, like the ones from the early 2000s which would never dare to call their characters actual homosexuals. Patalliro has actually aged quite well in this regard, there's something comforting about how campy it is.
#i still dont really understand how they got away with this kind of thing honestly#female VAs i get that - but first m/m kiss in an anime in episode THREE?????#theres also the maraich/thomas episode where they are *Both* voiced by women....advanced yuri#patalliro#i love how bancorans gender expression is pretty much explicitly to attract only bishounen#you blushed - so you must not be a girl#etc#i also love how joyful it all is#theres never anything sad or tragic about being gay - only that bancoran is forced to kill the bishounen spies/assassins/etc#when bancoran finds out that gay sex feels good after demian; in the manga he is elated. its basically a positive thing#he awakens to his true power...lol#also notable is that while bishounen youth is glorified maraich is 18#this means it portrays being gay as an adult as normal; not a phase relegated to nostalgic adolescent periods of time#according to the NYT japan's psychiatric body called homosexuality a mental illness until 1995#im NOT going to say patalliro changed that or anything lmao but its just significant to me that banmara get to live their lives happily#even raise children together in the manga....???#especially contrasting that with kaze to ki no uta and other manga of the time (no shade intended)#yaoi#<- for tagging purposes#obviously it also got away with a lot by being a gag manga. but still!#months later edit: want to say im not intending to moralize BL manga from the 2000s either. like gen. no hate on them.#as a gay person i just appreciate when characters who act gay are considered gay textually#and its kind of disheartening how gay-as-identity was treated as something incredulous in those manga a lot of the time#even the mere suggestion of attraction to men as a whole and not just the other male lead...yknow#this post is meant to praise patalliro for being unique in its approach to gay content compared to other titles#ive enjoyed plenty of 2000s yaoi titles despite their shortcomings lol#joseiposting#shoujo
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wrote a whole long post about dean’s relationship to his queerness and then deleted it because i couldn’t put it better than: there is a word i know. but i can’t say it. i can’t think it. i’ll just keep drawing horses
#like as a teenager/young adult/probably through most of the series#i truly don’t think dean actually conceptualized himself as a queer person#it wasn’t that he didn’t notice that he was attracted to men#it was just that even though he knew that was what he was experiencing he refused to let himself think of it in those terms#thinking about kissing boys would be like thinking about getting to attend the same school for an entire year:#dad wouldn’t allow it so therefore it’s impossible and even the act of wanting it would be betraying dad#and so dean calls men buddy and brother and calls himself straight#and only a tiny voice in the very back of his mind even registers it as a lie#HOWEVER because this post is so bleak here’s a reminder that he does make peace with his sexuality eventually!!!#we are three years post-canon he is out to all his loved ones and has gay sex with his husband several times a week!!
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The way I see some people draw the stardew valley bachelors……girl who IS that
#ESPECIALLY the older three#Shane Elliot and Harvey are adult men in their thirties Why are you drawing them like webtoon twinks#stardew valley#sdv#bones rattling
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Last week I had work on Sunday and some church guys (home teachers basically) came over to see my mom and grandma, I thought they were going to get there after I left but I was Wrong. Anyways, they blocked my car in so I had to go be like hey I have to go to work could you please move your cars and this motherfucking old man I've never met in my life took a piece of candy out of his pocket and tried to give it to me, saying, and this is a direct quote "this should keep you quiet" ????
Like what THE FUCK
anyways he's here again today
#I said no thank you but I do actually need to go to work#because I am an adult woman and not a three year old child#should have said EXCUSE ME#rant#exmo#exmormon#mormonism#tw religious trauma#apostake#anti mormonism#ex christian#ex religious#anti mormon#ex mormon#I was mad all day#I am still furious#like what the hell#shows how little respect men in the church have#for anyone really#but esp women
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Ana & Alberto || 1.02 'La Costurera'
#Galerias Velvet#galeriasvelvetedit#sorry to be galeriasvelvetposting in 2024#Alberto Marquez#Miguel Angel Silvestre#Ana Ribera#Paula Echevarria#alberto x ana#OTP: un poco#filmtvsource#userbbelcher#cinemapix#perioddramaedit#smallscreensource#usertelevision#tvgifs#Rachel's edit tag#long post#splitting the proposal scene into 3 sets 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 the scene is just so long and they are too precious#also. I'm a lesbian but lord I really do have a weakness for men in three piece suits. MAS looks so good.#anyway. I love childhood loves coming back together as adults. unmatched trope truly.
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Just to be very clear, if I see "Scott cheated on Jean in this episode" from any person willfully ignoring at the same time that Jean literally cheated on him five minutes earlier, it's block on sight.
Like. I don't have time for this stupid jealousy drama anymore and will willfully ignore it in all Marvel incarnations, in general. But I got even less time for the misandrist notion that apparently, a woman can never do anything wrong and it's always the man who's the asshole. Even when the franchise - in this case the show - perfectly showcases they're both at fault and their relationship is literally fucked right now and there should be no finger pointing
#x men#scott summers#x men 97#in a perfect verse they're all poly and all fucking#because this is the only way this relationship would be healthy and surviving#but this is marvel and marvel is about to kill like 4 years of comic history#just because the bigots rioted over the scott/jean/logan throuple#so not holding my breath for an adult version of this drama in this show#so i gotta work with what we get there#and if people are already starting to turn on scott again now#after celebrating him for three eps#because of doing something#that jean also did 5 fucking minutes earlier#get the fuck out of my face#everything after x2 didn't happen sue me#x men original timeline movies#x men movies
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god i hate everyone
#who thought it would be cute to immediately start ribbing me about how hairy and bald and ugly im gonna be when i go on t#one. im taking minoxidil. two. i wanna be hairy. and three. im not transitioning to attract you guys im transitioning to attract other trans#people! other trans guys find it hot come on!#like ok so dads brother is out here rn right#so first mom tells me hes gonna ask me questions about being trans. ok fine.#second she starts going on about how i had to be emotionally vulnerable with like 3 different therapists for this. whatever.#then when i start participating in the conversation she immediately asks “so how are you feeling about losing all your hair”#THEN she has the audacity to say to my uncle “yeah its sort of a gamble hes either gonna end up hairy like the italian side or fairly#baby smooth like yall“ when she fucking KNOWS that im dysphoric about my lack of body hair#and this happens every time! and its out of nowhere constantly!#all the while the cis men in the room are fucking bullying me with all this toxic masculinity bullshit!#sometimes i just wish i had never come out is all im saying#kept this a secret until i became an adult yknow. yeah i would have to do everything myself but it wouldn't be like this#just because i told you that you could call me a fag doesnt mean youre suddenly allowed to do microagressions constantly#shes tickled to fucking death with calling my future bottom growth my “teenie weenie” what the fuck! what the fuck!!!#and meanwhile every time i try to say words or make a joke my dad and grandpa jump on the fucking opportunity to correct me! or cut me off!#sorry im fucking exhausted i barely slept at all the night before last and got i think maybe 7 hours of sleep at most last night#and i just got out of therapy which always wears me out
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the horrors persisting
#the horrors aka bone deep insecurity and being so tired of everything ever that it makes me sick#do you ever want to rip your skin off because you hate everything about yourself#the way you speak and look and act in public and talk to people and the way your brain works and your habits and just. everything#i can’t explain it i just hate being me so so so much nothing can ever change it#no matter what people tell me or what i tell myself it will never go away i just want to like#restart#or take my brain out and clean it and put it into a new body and start all over again#and uni just 💔💔💔💔 is so hard and being an adult is so hard and im never gonna get a job i think and the earth is ANGRY!! at us for destroyin#it and people are dying and being murdered and men are STILL awful and only getting worse and#women are supposed to be beautiful but why do i even have to be beautiful in the first place why#can’t i just be a person and nobody wants to make real friends and the sense of community is being lost nearly everywhereeee and groceries#are three thousand dollars and everything just sucks it sucks so so bad#and im sick of pretending im just whatever about it or that im okay or whatever like noooo im not happy im miserable ive been that way for#years im angry and upset 24/7 and im not the best person i could be by a long shot and im just not good#and im sorta tired of ppl acting like i am too like no im really not#im about to log off tumblr for good#maybe i just need to go outside#idk#♡ dear diary…
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I’m rewatching Owari no Seraph at 3am because I’m still an insomniac and now I’m wondering….. WHY is one of my favorite flavors of man always “dark haired, sarcastic military leader”?
#actually don’t answer that I don’t need to be roasted#but the grip these three men had on teenage Lyria#and adult Lyria tbh#they can also have a grip on this p-#*gunshot*#Lyria rambles#roy mustang#levi ackerman#guren ichinose
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finally watching House MD and yes i am catching up on my shows a decade late, but that DOES mean that now i can make the hypothesis that chase is another bubblegum bitch character and frankly that's worth the ten years
#house md#im on season three#by which i mean i am four episodes away from finishing season 3#i picked up knitting you see and i was like “hey i need a show i don't care about that's still engaging while knitting” because adhd yknow#except now im fucking hooked#my emotions have been toyed with#i have called 40 year old men baby girls#i have broken down laughing#i have cried full ass adult tears#i have binged more episodes than i could ever advise in single evenings#i have had to excitedly break down arcs to my mother who keeps walking by while the show is on/sitting in for an episode n then sleeping#ive also finished a cool pattern swatch and am almost done with another stuffed bunny (this one is for an old roomie) so it is working#like on the knitting-with-adhd front#i have another five seasons to go so who knows!#maybe i'll make a sweater :)
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If fyodor is truly 30 something and has been stalking dazai since he was a teen, it'd mean not only does dazai have three strange men who kins him, it'd mean he has three strange adult men kinning him, an emo 16 year old at that time. Wow.
#this was funnier in my head#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#dazai#the three adult men in question are#fyodor#verlaine#mori#bsd fyodor#bsd verlaine#bsd mori#ollie rambles
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im going to be honest im sort of an insane person about age gaps even when it comes to like straight up adults i know it's like fine at that point or wahtever but idk im fucked int he head and i dont like it
#probably because of *points at how my dad died when i was young and he was 30 years older than my mom*#*points at how a lot of the relationships i was in was 1 as a minor and 2 with people on average three years older than me*#*points at how ive had men around 30 be freaks to me and one of which was my coworker who explicitly wanted to sleep with me*#oh and this guy also wanted to take me to a bar when i was 18#anyways. anything more than like 6 yeras or something as like adults freaks me out
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I kinda want the Heartstopper coloring book for three wise men day... I just don't want to be seen as weird by my family
#hearstopper#i mean#adults can colour now skdjsj#its actually good for mental health#apparently#mental health#three wise men day#spain#xmas#cute#art
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