#*gunshot*

[mousekink]

something something tree metaphor idk y'all figure it out

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merry christmas from these blockheads 🎄❄️

[fount-of-knowledge]

every time i remember this dialogue i start laughing like Why did he say that

[ghostlightsahead]

Max Verstappen mentally restraining himslef from kicking his feet up onto Charles Leclerc's lap circa imola 2024

Max seeing Charles with that straw and thinking when is it his turn 🤭

[kitten4sannie]

someone please sedate me

[phanyaoi]

yk the way phil always complains about dans drinks being all bitter or smt, while phil prefers the sweet ones. do you think that maybe hes so bothered by it because of the kissin–

[alwaysshallow]

war criminal who?????

[iamsigningmylifeaway]

there’s a weird glitch where rafa isn’t in the australian open 2025 draw can anyone explain this

[black-stede]

ed is a kraken this and stede is a mermaid that

did you ever stop to consider izzy is literally their unicorn?

[neon-junkie]

*talking about the worst man imaginable*

"he would treat me so right!"

[ghost-proofbaby]

just remembered loki has been canonically muzzled.

[vladdyissues]

If Dani is a daughter of Danny and Vlad, what is her element? Ice, fire or none?

I could see Vlad and Danny secretly rooting for Dani to be either a fire specter (that would be Vlad) or an ice specter (Danny, just so he can be smug about it for the rest of his and Vlad's immortal lives), and then being quietly disappointed—but nevertheless supportive—when she turns out to be a boring, run-of-the-mill water specter, like so many other ghosts.

I mean, what do you expect when you mix fire and ice? 🧊🫠

Blatantly ignoring super awesome combos like frozen fire or flaming ice, of course.

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

harold saxon is a sexy name

[cyberpunkcatgirl]

Getting paid to show you my underboob

[redo-rewind-if]

This week's snippet! Who's speaking here? And to whom? I'll never tell. 🤫

[hugespace]

Karamo: I said earlier that you [Link] were the straight version [of Tan] and you [Rhett] were the straight version [of Jonathan] Tan: And I... said something that was funny that I won’t say... Rhett and Link: Bobby, Antoni, and Karamo:

[jaded-ghoster]

I like how we’ve all agreed that Miguel can and will drop kick Peter into the next dimension for the slightest disruption but has also formed an unspoken agreement to co-parent Mayday with him