#liek there is some real restraint from him here

[ghostlightsahead]

Max Verstappen mentally restraining himslef from kicking his feet up onto Charles Leclerc's lap circa imola 2024

Max seeing Charles with that straw and thinking when is it his turn 🤭

[machina-queen-blog]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I’VE ONLY HAD THIS BLOG .7 SECONDS AND I ALREADY HIT 54 MILLION FOLLOWERS I AM LITERALLY PEWDIEPIE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN WAS RIGHT

I actually don’t give two shits about follower counts and I don’t mind telling you I only just hit 52 on this blog, but I haven’t done one of these for a while so I used it as an excuse. Across ALL of my blogs I probably have a combined count of about 600 or so, but let’s be real, everywhere I go I make sure to immerse myself in the same hive of scum and villainy. This blog is my first ~mutuals only~ one and it’s really showed me who’s a ride or die who ain’t gonna abandon me even when made to view my shitposts if they wanna talk to my muse at all. I’m gonna pull in a few names from other blogs else they probs won’t see this even tho they should be on here. In no order tbh, A MASS PROMO MORE THAN ANYTHING:

People I Would Fight An Entire Yevon For (Oldboys who’ve shown remarkable restraint in Not Killing Me):

@summoners-path​ I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip after this morning // @crimson-legend My Entire Presence Is Your Fault Take Responsibility (ALSO EVERYTHING IM WRITING LATELY WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING IS YOUR FAULT AS WELL) // @burntofight BANGS SAUCEPANS TOGETHER  I LOVE TEAVY  RIPS OWN FEET OFF AND MAKES HEART SHAPE WITH THEM  I LOVE TEAVY   // @notionsandhellebore “Sometimes a man shits, and sometimes he doesn’t shit” ~ cr1tikal // @spiras-sunshine REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS // @doctriix sometimes I feel like you’re the island of calm in this sea of shitposting then you make a valentine card-- // @dreamzanarkands are you offended by being called prawn bc i’ll stop but it’s affectionate Prawn = Best // @fallal Vidina I Can’t Wait To Brutally Kick The Ass Off Of You. Yuna, stay away from smurfmen // @seymour-butt <<< HERES THE SMURFMAN, DANGER, DANGER // @bikaneru where the flip are u rn tho // @astoran-smith ANGRY SMITH FACE // @thatguyingreyhoodiewithwidesmile (I hope you know I’m gonna ask you if I ever need someone to go operate innawoods, innadesert or innamotherrussia) // @kismetfervor  I will fight anyone who spoils the characterisation of your husbando aldrich even though i want to obliterate him //

People I Would Share My Spicy Meme Stash With:

@vaetus​ // @team-delightful-irony​ // @pxine​ // @stolensword​ // @bushidoxunsent​ // @unsentlaughter​ // @corditeheart // @the-lonely-soul​ (even tho!! we haven’t really spoken much since Chu you can still share the memes) // @travelers-never-sleep​ // @diosleighrp​ // @youngestofthemagus​ // @misplacedxheroics​

*Flicks Light On And Off* Welcome To Hell (welcome newcomers to Charlie’s House of Horrors):

@claireverie​ // @learnedtosmile​  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) // @blitzace​ // @fcyth​ // @deathseekerr​ // 

I could probably go dig some more names up but I’m gonna make a point of not doing it, I just want my Top Tungle Users on here because I want to buy another years’ worth of your tolerance with my promotion of you because I liek u senpais. Y’all’ve been a bunch of gems to stick with me through surgery breaks and work breaks and whatever else breaks. This has been a patchy year so far (I mean I’ve existed in patches here and there, between recovery and working through the backlog caused by recovery), I aim to get a bit snappier with the ol’ RP imminently. <3