#LOTR

[mlgmtn]

Biblically accurate modern hobbits

[emilybeemartin]

Every time I tried to write today my phone would buzz with a new message about a colleague who's been indiscriminately fired, so here's some junk food of Boromir re-entering Minas Tirith after the battle of the Black Gate

Based on this image

Which I saved as "draw the ponytail.jpg" and the image above as "happy ponytail.jpg"

[hacash]

Guys I'll be real...I do not trust the Richmond FC himbos to destroy the One Ring of Sauron.

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[sindar-princeling]

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

(Some more clips)

[authorandwriter]

Yeah don’t ask AI ask me.

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[dry-gold]

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

[ginnie-darling]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[stanboromir]

[spale-vosver]

[marmota-b]

Alas, there was no great hobbit cacophony unless Merry pulled it off by himself. Though I wouldn't put it past him.

Other than that, though: yeah, isn't it amazing?!

isnt it insane that merry and pippin spent like the span of weeks apart in different countries and immediately made new besties whose lives they save in their final battles. like merry strikes the blow on the witch king that lets eowyn kill him and pippin pulls faramir out of denethor's pyre. and then eowyn and faramir ended up marrying each other. isn't that wild. were merry and pippin conspiring in the houses of healing like hey i think my new best friend would be great with your new best friend how quickly do you think we can get them to fall in love. was there great hobbit cacophony when faramir kisses eowyn on the ramparts. i think yes.

[geekysteven]