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eloise + omnomnom

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You can hardly see her but ELOISE IS BACK

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The Fellowship - by Cordell Cordaro

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+ bonus:

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS || THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

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One going for ruthless efficiency the other fighting for tradition.

The Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim

@hastyhobbit @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @hobbitwrangler (yes you're a part of this now!)

Ok guys let's do this, what else is the Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim (PPR) responsible for? (Book and film).

Legolas having a top spot at Theodred's funeral.

Eowyn wearing her hair up at Theodred's funeral (girl always wears it loose, the updo is definitely on the PPR's hands).

Theoden standing motionless and reciting the Where Now the Horse and the Rider Poem while he is dressed for battle, this isn't Theoden being dramatic it's a thing.

Shall we blame Eomer's epic charge avenging a woman who wasn't dead on the PPR? Like that's not a rule specifically but afterwards Eomer got him to go through all the protocol and traditions to try and find something that can be twisted into meaning "thou must pre-emptively avenge one's sister, just to be safe."

Any more?

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Ooooh that works really well!

The Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim

@hastyhobbit @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @hobbitwrangler (yes you're a part of this now!)

Ok guys let's do this, what else is the Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim (PPR) responsible for? (Book and film).

Legolas having a top spot at Theodred's funeral.

Eowyn wearing her hair up at Theodred's funeral (girl always wears it loose, the updo is definitely on the PPR's hands).

Theoden standing motionless and reciting the Where Now the Horse and the Rider Poem while he is dressed for battle, this isn't Theoden being dramatic it's a thing.

Shall we blame Eomer's epic charge avenging a woman who wasn't dead on the PPR? Like that's not a rule specifically but afterwards Eomer got him to go through all the protocol and traditions to try and find something that can be twisted into meaning "thou must pre-emptively avenge one's sister, just to be safe."

Any more?

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LITTLE WOMEN (1994) dir. Gillian Armstrong

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Oooh yes we need to give him a name!

What's Old English for tosser?

The Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim

@hastyhobbit @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @hobbitwrangler (yes you're a part of this now!)

Ok guys let's do this, what else is the Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim (PPR) responsible for? (Book and film).

Legolas having a top spot at Theodred's funeral.

Eowyn wearing her hair up at Theodred's funeral (girl always wears it loose, the updo is definitely on the PPR's hands).

Theoden standing motionless and reciting the Where Now the Horse and the Rider Poem while he is dressed for battle, this isn't Theoden being dramatic it's a thing.

Shall we blame Eomer's epic charge avenging a woman who wasn't dead on the PPR? Like that's not a rule specifically but afterwards Eomer got him to go through all the protocol and traditions to try and find something that can be twisted into meaning "thou must pre-emptively avenge one's sister, just to be safe."

Any more?

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Just got a great new behind the scenes featurette from Entertainment Weekly about the new LOTR anime movie "The War of the Rohirrim"!!! 😀 Lots of backstory in this one about the characters and storyline, clips from the movie and the actors recording their parts, and confirmed Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd are back!!! Dom does seem to be voicing an orc like others speculated from the first trailer and there's a 2nd orc with him in those scenes that might be voiced by Billy now. They join Miranda Otto who is narrating this was Eowyn, and they used Christopher Lee's unused audio from the movies to voice Saruman. Can't wait to see this!!!

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Might watch America’s Next Top Model season 1 just for this queen bc LMFAOOOOO

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putting this under the cut so you all have the same emotional experience i just did

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it’s funny how brienne truly does not even think about the incest thing at all. she’s fallen in love with this man who is in a like three decades long sexual relationship with his twin sister which started when they were small children and she knows all about it because he literally yaps about it to fucking everybody constantly and like that would take up a lot more mental space for me… personally…

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PPR: My Lord Eomer, please know it grieved my greatly to see you taken into irons, and that protocol demanded my assistance. I beg you forgive me, and understand that it was born of no personal insult to you.

Eomer: Peace friend. It is done and in the past. Let bygones be bygones.

Eomer *just before Eowyn's betrothal announcement*: I'm gonna wreck this bitch's whole career up.

The Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim

@hastyhobbit @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras @hobbitwrangler (yes you're a part of this now!)

Ok guys let's do this, what else is the Pedantic Protocol Rohirrim (PPR) responsible for? (Book and film).

Legolas having a top spot at Theodred's funeral.

Eowyn wearing her hair up at Theodred's funeral (girl always wears it loose, the updo is definitely on the PPR's hands).

Theoden standing motionless and reciting the Where Now the Horse and the Rider Poem while he is dressed for battle, this isn't Theoden being dramatic it's a thing.

Shall we blame Eomer's epic charge avenging a woman who wasn't dead on the PPR? Like that's not a rule specifically but afterwards Eomer got him to go through all the protocol and traditions to try and find something that can be twisted into meaning "thou must pre-emptively avenge one's sister, just to be safe."

Any more?

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October request 3: some HORSES. I promise this is supposed to be Aragorn and Eomer but at least there’s horses.

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citation: so said Legolas