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If the elusive X-files reboot happens they should make the ~new Mulder and Scully~ lesbians. As a homage to the original Mulder and Scully, who were lesbians,
#the x-files#the x files#I don't think rebooting the show is that good of an idea like the show was meant for the 90s/very early 2000s in my opinion#that's where it worked#the revival was missing something (several things honestly) and just simply wrong decade was a big part of that#BUT if they ARE going to do it. they should at least make it gay#that's the one thing being in this decade would improve#alexprobablytalksshit#fox mulder#dana scully#msr#txf
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When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged
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Haha yeah bro you can trust me with your sitcom. Yeah I'm gonna be really normal about it!
ℹ️ information fact checkers thought you may want to know: this post is a lie
#alexprobablytalksshit#community#mythic quest#mq#schitts creek#the good place#tgp#friday night dinner#grace and frankie#derry girls#mainly just about the first two but the others apply
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Finding out people unironically hate John Doggett threw me so hard. Like how are you misunderstanding him so bad. What did he do to you. He's my babygirl. Why are you throwing rocks at my babygirl
#This is a no season 8/9 hate zone (the characters anyways hate on the plot all you like it deserves it at times)#BUT IF YOU HATE JOHN JAY DOGGETT OR MONICA JULIETA REYES I AM SHOOTING YOU WITH MY LASER#this is not an invite to argue with me btw. did i not just literally say he's my baby girl#like okay you love mulder and scully. SO DOES HE. he literally fought to reunite msr only to be disrepected like this by their coven#do you think they want you hating on their boyfriend. their princess#if you hate him and you're reading this thinking did we watch the same x files. no we didn't<3#and also i am shooting you with ny laser#txf#the x files#alexprobablytalksshit#john doggett#i need to change my talk tag bc these days i am only ever spitting facts
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Abed Nadir is literally a goldmine for the brand of neurodivergents who like Words and Phrases
#it's me I'm talking about me#but we all have an Abed Phrase Bank right. right#it's bc HE'S like that. he's like cool cool cool cool#and I'm like OMFG HE'S SO RIGHT. proceeds to use cool cool cool cool#troy and abed in the moorrrrrning#and the one I'm completely fixated on rn is 🎶 we're gonna get more calm and normal🎶#as anyone on my insta close friends can attest (i have not shut up about it)#i know it was technically in jeff's head but IT'S AN ABED PHRASE#alexprobablytalksshit#community#abed nadir
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I don't understand even slightly when people (YouTube mostly) see Brad MQ and are like 'Abed', etc etc. Like as someone who is literally rewatching community for the first time (genuinely consecutively after my first watch) and watching MQ for the first time SIMULTANEOUSLY with Abed and Brad as my favs in both respective shows, I literally cannot conceptualise them as the same person even if I try. Like if you put them in the same room I'd be like 'oh cool seems legit. How do they know each other' like. DO U GET WHAT I MEAN. i don't look at Abed ans think of Brad I don't look at Brad and think of Abed that's just how it is. AND I'M LITERALLY WATCHING THEIR SHOWS LESS THAN TWO HOURS APART FROM EACH OTHER
#it's a testament to danny pudi's acting (ily) and a testament to my owm specific brand of autism where i see characters as people and not#like.....parts or characters#like idk if I'm explaining this right but. it's not even like i think of them as brothers or anything just like. separate people entirely#alexprobablytalksshit#ANYWAY MY FIXATIONS RIGHT NOW ARE FUN I GET TO MAKE POSTS ABOUT TWO SHOWS#mq#mythic quest#community#abed nadir#brad bakshi#edit: HI this is showing up in the mq tags and my breaking brad post isn't so anyone who was waiting for me to lose my mind it's happened#tumglr decided yall shouldn't see my breakdown in the tags it seems
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I am so fucked. I haven't had a crush on a man under 40 for three years. And I haven't had a crush on a real life person for longer
#at this point am I even attracted to people irl?? self shipping where would I be without you self shipping#guys I'm 19 😭#me three yrs ago like 'yeah I have kinda daddy issues but i don't think it's affected my taste in men'#me now.#yk how when ur a kid ur attracted to kids ur age then when ur a teen ur attracted to teens and some adults#and then you come out of that and ur attracted to adults ur age#yeah I think I. i think I went straight frm 16-17 yr olds to 40+#i skipped two decades and WHY. it was so sudden too#brain 'ur not attracted to teens anymore bc you're an adult now. anyone under 18 17 would be weird and too young'#me 'okay great! so twenty?'#my brain ' :) '#me '🙁 so twenty....right?'#' :)) '#alexprobablytalksshit
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GETTING HIMSELF SENT TO PRISON???? THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
#there is not even an emoji for when ur fave calls the feds on himself#*supportive but overprotective truck driving southern father voice* sweetpea you really pick 'em#*blonde horseloving daughter who wants to be a lawyer in the big city & is a barista at the local bar voice* (through tears) i know pa#or wtv#i only post when something happens to brad bc i am really loving mq but lets be real. I'm here for brad#i came here for brad and I'm still here for brad. everything else is just a cool cool bonus#i really pick 'em#mq#mythic quest#brad bakshi#alexprobablytalksshit
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Cishet girl named Mckkayleigh on her way to share an infographic about unlearning toxic masculinity and then immediately post a tiktok about how it gives her the ick when a man likes flowers or wears the colour pink
#NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO POST ABOUT THIS BUT BOY DOES IT GRIND MY GEARS#forever grateful I'm not a cishet man bc if I had a girl reject me bc I ate my soup in a feminine manner OR SOME SHIT#LADIES DON'T YOU WONDER WHY YOU SEE SOCIETALLY FEMININE THINGS OR BEHAVIOURS AS INHERENTLY LESSER.#don't you wonder why your knee jerk reaction to a man behaving in a way that god forbid a woman might is shock and horror disgust etc#alexprobablytalksshit
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'your main character has to be likeable to the audience because -' no I'm making him deplorable and annoying. The audience can hate him if they want what matters is that EYE like him. And he likes me. And we're engaged. Please rsvp for the wedding before the eighth of
#this post is about calvercalverton r/d#doesn't apply to calver clayton bc he actually is likeable#AND YOU CAN'T DISAGREE 🔫#it also applies to lj in some phases of og too#alexprobablytalksshit#ocs#writing#original characters#characters#calver#writeblr
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I'm just saying there is no way a heterosexual is THAT into iced mochas
#alexprobablytalksshit#he is gay or bi and you can't take that from me#i was a gay brad truther but the everyone in accounting is bisexual line made me go 👀#i also feel like he's arospec in some way#on the topic poppy is absolutely aroace btw. she's like the most glaring obvious aroace character to me#mq#mythic quest
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'it's not my legacy 🤷♂️' brad from monetization invented idgaf
#no one even asked and he's just like 'idc lol'#YES I AM STARTING THE REWATCH THE DAY AFTER I FINISHED LEAF ME ALONE#ian voice i don't DO loss#i just perpetually watch <3#besides i have a whole self insert thing going on so i need to properly familiarise the episodes to make my storyline work#<I forced myself to say that even though I'm embarrassed bc something something trying to kill the part of me that cringes instead of the#part that's cringe something#alexprobablytalksshit#mq#mythic quest
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Being a Brad Bakshi Enjoyer is like russian roulette. Every bullet is material girl except one which is the family jewels
#i mean the song but most of the album works honestly#something something igetdarkandiminhellineedafriendbutican'tyellI'mnogoodnogoodtoanyonecauseallicareaboutisbeingno1 something#alexprobablytalksshit#mq#mythic quest#brad bakshi#I'm being so normal about him today#soooooo normal
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Geothermal escapism fucked me up the first time but honestly when I get to it in the rewatch i think I might bawl so hard i go into a coma
#the thing about trobed is the more time you give it to marinate the more it Hits You#everything is more impactful the second time round#anyways I'm intentionally watching like 1-2 episodes per day just so i stretch out the time b4 troy leaves <\3 so abedcoded of me#no you don't understand i could not do it. if it was me . i could not do it#AND I KNOW ABED SO DEEPLY LIKE. IT FUCKS ME UP#IT'S SO. UCH I HAVE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO OFTEN OR I'M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF ILL#community movie come out and show me they're back happy by each others sides right fucking now so i can rest again#alexprobablytalksshit#community#troy barnes#abed nadir
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Just wamtched everlight again......
#look everyone and everything in this episode is so super coolsies but.#br. brad bakshi. can i have just a teensy weensy little um marriage ceremony please#just ONE#I'm just reiterating and regurgitating but. sword spinny. fencing scholarship. minored in archery. fuckimf demon form.................#I'm not a monsterfucker I'm just....no wait I'm a monsterfucker#twirls hair ( i literally can't it's too short. i got my haircut on Saturday so it's back to ideal length trans w)#and kicks legs (they're under a weighted blankie)#love how he just fucking hangs out in the bathroom presumably waiting to torment david. babygirl you're so strange and malicious. i need you#SWORD SPINNY. i just. i need to breathe okay. i have not been the same since august 13th#alexprobablytalksshit#mq#mythic quest
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There's normal people there's insane people and then there's people who memorise one (1) character half of the Trobed 101 rap just INCASE they ever meet their other half via impromptu public community reference
#there is SOMEONE out there learning troy's part I just know it#leave me to my insane fantasies. I'm in generic chain coffee shop wearing my troy and abed shirt when suddenly from in front of me in the l#-ine i hear it. 'donde esta la biblioteca '#my heart lights up. i look at my soulmate like it's the first time I'm ever looking at a person. and for the first time ever my 'it's 2009'#is immediately answered with 'word'. the barista claps. the rest of the line claps. a pride parade stops to look in from the window. all is#right in the world#alexprobablytalksshit#community#trobed
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