#“Oh

[selliho6530]

I think that Viktor is the dad who through long, humorous persuasion would still leave you at home, but with the condition, like, to wash the whole house, clean the basement, do dishes all day, because:

"You don't do anything anyway, do you? So do a good deed and do the dishes..." he said with a smirk on his face...

(HE'S NOT SERIOUS)

[misscalming]

Body put me in time out- wrist sore :(

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

y’all know how you have those random songs from your childhood that you with thought you made up yet actually exist or just vaguely remember? I think for my little cousins it’s gonna be Eternal Dream (Elsie Lovelock and AJ DiSpirito) bc I sing and hum it around the house 24/7.

[ladylovelylemons]

There some characters that are relatable in such a way that you feel called out

[fellasohphii2]

my dad will drive by you in the parking lot, immediately assume you're homeless, abusing drugs, and trying to scam people for money. if you're wearing a jean-jacket, or have any visible piercings, you're a hoodlum.

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[boltlightning]

not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[cpericardium]

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[nicomoon69]

the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in