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when they ask about your sexuality at the first pride group meeting

OK. In his defence. Why is the giant robot not in the orientation handbook. This is the UN's giant robot agency.

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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

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you can't predict the thematic twists and turns of my blog

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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If public nudity was considered normal and not an issue (legally or otherwise,) would you go outside naked a lot?

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I be on my Worm, always on my Worm… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-

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nodding my head and going "yes!" while reading problematic media so everyone knows i endorse everything happening and i think its awesome

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I don't really believe that weevils can "drill" into acorns. Look at how flimsy the snout is. There's no drill bit. What's powering that thing? I think it would snap before it could exert even a modicum of force on the acorn...

the spin of a weevil's snout is one of the loudest sounds in the animal kingdom

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well what type of animal is girl & cigarette

Girl & Cigarette

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There are "class of 2029"s now jeez louise

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hm. no, sorry, i just saw someone else dunking on that same post earlier so now your dunking is a little passé. im sure you’ll get em next time

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I like when Taylor isn’t up to date on phrases..

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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I'm so jealous of your av

YYYYES AHHHH THANK U!!!!! i ADORE yours!!!!!! (and your banner too holy crap.) i love her so much. here is the beautiful image. appreciate

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Pulchriphyllium giganteum, "Giant Malaysian Leaf Insect"

The first image is Cedar on November 3rd, and the second is her today (January 20th). She's gotten absolutely enormous, and her arm is almost entirely back!

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,