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Act 1: Gestation

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What's it like dating the son of Wildbow?

the family politics are insane... we're sitting out on thanksgiving dinner this year because we know it's just going to devolve into another fight about who inherits what web serial in the will

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blonde girl gets wretched by freckled beauty stepsister

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bad dream/dont wake me up

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titties so big i feel like sylvester fighting the twins

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There is still time (to suck dick)

I saw wildbow's son posting about sucking dick

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we're suckin dick

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I saw wildbow's son posting about sucking dick

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If you don't mind me asking are you really wildbows kid I know it's a dumb question but the curiosity won and if you are how is he like in person

i actually am... it's really embarrassing. i've since moved out, and maintain relatively little contact with him now, but he's basically a good guy. one of his more eccentric habits was putting me in "time out," well into my late teens, for even the most minor offense. i now understand this was just a way for him to have peace and quiet away from me so he could write.

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Is this true?

i aint no snitch

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YOU got wervty into Worm!?

me and wervty slept in the same bed last night

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Khepri is also the name of a major character from the webserial Worm, which about superheroes and also the main character controls bugs

I wish i could control bugs

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they'll name horror movies anything. the thing, the stuff, the substance, etc.

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WAIT there really is a movie called The Substance

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Anybody who says cats only play along with human nonsense in order to obtain food has never seen a hungry cat completely ignore a full bowl of food in favour of giving you shit because you did not correctly perform the Dinner Ritual.

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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

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people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now