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heartz4shauna · 5 months ago
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jackie taylor headcanons >_<
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🍓jackie taylor who hates!!!! confrontation. she always whispers a little ritual to herself before she goes out on the field . shauna noticed it once and was so concerned
🍒jackie taylor who’s love language is gift giving!! if yall go to an arcade she always begs for change to the claw machines. she sucks at claw games so she makes you do them, and you always give her the crappy cheap teddy bear and she loves them. her bed is covered with them
🍓jackie taylor who loves going on diner dates! if she slept over at your house the night before, she wakes you up super early to get pancakes doused in syrup and whipped cream
🍒jackie taylor whose idol is rachel greene. “her outfits are just.. mwah. her hair, too. it’s so voluminous. i wonder what hairspray she uses,” she’ll mumble as she sits next to you, watching tv.
🍓jackie taylor who loves wearing your clothes. “you really need to take me with you the next time you go to the mall. these shorts are so fly.”
🍒jackie taylor who uses a bunch of slang. she’d complain to you about some argument that happened between two people on her team like, “she told her to ‘talk to the hand.’ she’s totally buggin’, like, as if! who even uses that anymore? it’s just so outdated.”
🍓jackie taylor who loves watching you play video games. she finds them confusing for some reason. your guess is that she has better foot-eye coordination than hand-eye coordination. “i don’t get why mario doesn’t just try to kill bowser. like, i know he’s stronger than him but.. if he has enough friends, he could take him down. he wouldn’t have to rescue princess peach anymore that way.”
🍒jackie taylor who talks to your parents like they’re her friends. your parents don’t mind it, but they think it’s odd. “i saw your parents giving each other a look when i started talking, like, chillax! i was just saying how much i liked your moms cooking, what’s so bad about that?” when she was talking to them like, “ma’am, your food is the bomb! would kill for this at my crib.”
🍓jackie taylor who insists you walk to places. she claims your car is embarrassing. “i can’t be caught dead in that beater! besides, it’s a nice day out.” you never really thought your car was that bad until you two started dating. probably because you felt bad, since your parents bought it
🍒jackie taylor who gives you notes during class. an ‘i miss youuuuuuu’ scribbled on a sticky note and sent to your desk every class. you’d look back at where she was sitting, her head in her hands and a pouty expression on her face
🍓jackie taylor who loves getting her hair played with!! her head on your lap as you’re both watching tv, five minutes go by, you look down at her and she’s knocked out
🍒jackie taylor who, when she gets her nails done, doesn’t stop showing them off!! she taps possibly every surface and asks you if it sounds nice. she always gets either hearts, stars or swirls on her nails with a bunch of chunky charms. sadly had to take them off for soccer :(
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technically-human · 4 months ago
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St. Hilarion's ghost story
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blorbopolis · 9 months ago
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desensitize your wizard bomb early and often
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hemlock-dreams · 15 days ago
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Fun fact when Peter was yeeted into this new world, he had to deal with some odd changes: like green money, different slang and the home button on the bottom for the Starkphones.
In fact Wade would catch him with the phone upside down a few times, which made him wonder...
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x-amount-of-posts · 2 months ago
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I NEEEEEEED Kurt shippers. or just Kurt insane people to know that the german word for tail is also german slang for penis
"You like my tail dont you" said in german ("Du magst meinen schwanz, oder?") will be read as "you like my dick dont you" by a german
this isnt to discourage people from using the word Schwanz, the oposite, i want people to write Kurt saying that because he WOULD
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tgcg · 1 year ago
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TG: over hill and yonder dale the brave sir karkat rides TG: slayin dudes and coppin feels of salacious buxom brides TG: posterior pert at any sign where malignance derides TG: brave sir karkat
CG: WOW.
CG: SOMETIMES I REALLY THINK TO MYSELF THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. ALL AROUND PARADOX SPACE I HAVE SLOGGED THROUGH SOME OF THE MOST RIFE AND RANCID SHIT YOU COULD EVER BELIEVE. YOU WOULDN'T. IMAGINE!!!! SOME OF THE MOST FECULENT OF SHIT I'VE DEALT WITH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS TAKES THE PROVERBIAL DEFECATIVE CAKE!
CG: THIS IS BY FAR, WITHOUT ANY SEMBLANCE OF FUCKING DOUBT, THE MOST EGREGIOUS, DELIRIOUS, ETHICALLY FUCKED UP "BIZNASTY" MY PISS-POOR JOKE OF "FORTUNE" HAS EVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO SITUATE ME IN.
CG: AND I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY FUCKING SAYING SOMETHING! GRADE A WORK, STRIDER! THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY MILD!
TG: his dudely bard a witness to the power of his claps TG: what claps you ask the rugged cheeks of his hellacious ass
CG: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN MY ASSCHEEKS FOR A SINGLE SECOND?! YOUR MATERIAL IS AWFUL!
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u5an5 · 2 months ago
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Just watched Deadpool & Wolverine with polish subs based on dub and I have to be honest, there's much more funny stuff than I expected, considering that the rest of it made me glad I'm not watching it with actual dub
So, things that picked my interest:
Instead "207 when I watch Gossip Girl" he straight up says "207 when I watch porn" (Gossip Girl isn't especialy popular show here so reference wouldn't mean anything for majority of audience anyway, but to straight up say it instead replacing it?)
"Ok peanut, 'guess we're getting that team-up after all" got replaced with "Okej ptysiu, nie ma to jak seks grupowy", which translates to "Okay cutiepie, nothing better than group sex" (??? we're still in the first 5 minutes of the movie)
"you know what they say, when one door closes, your locker at work opens" translated to "Jak to mówią… Jak zamykają od przodu, to ładujesz się od tyłu" which translates roughly to "Like they say... when they close the front, you get in the behind" which I find kinda funny
Peters line about seeing Wade in suit comes of gayish cause he doesn't say he wants to see him in the suit again, he wants to LOOK at him in it again, you know what I mean
intead "This guy looks ready to throw it all away for me" he says "This cutie would gladly get hugged by my bowels" which is a lot more straightforward than I expected
Wades spiel to comic acurate height Wolverine is much more insulting and instead being all "what a cwute short king you awe" translates to "Oh fuck, a furball dwarf? Was there even dwarf like that? Furballs mommy drank lots of booze when she was pregnant? Maybe daddy was a ratferret? Don't even come near me, 'cause you surely have ticks"
"I need you to come with me, right now" to "Zapraszam cię na randke, i to natychmiast" meaning "I invite you to a date, and I mean right now" (Logan replies with "Złotko, nie kręci mnie to" which translates to "Sweetie, I'm not diggin' it" and by "it" I'm honestly not sure if he means Wade himself, the fact that Wade said he's only here because he's the Wolverine just a second ago, or because his suit looks like fetish gear)
"It's quite common to Wolverines after 40" to "It's normal when going trough menopause, I get it"
they replaced "peanut" to different endearments to not be repetive but the most often used one is "ptysiu" (ptyś is a choux pastry; if I had to translate it as english endearment, I'd go with cutiepie). its cute imo
Logans "bub" also got replaced by endearments/insults losely fitting situation but the stupidest one has to be Logan calling Johnny "misiu", which translates to "little bear" and let me tell you, it's HILARIOUS cause it's equvalent of calling a random guy "sweetie" but in the "your grandma asking if you want seconds (yes you do, no you don't have any say)" way
"my boy's wicked strong" is translated to "mój chłopak zna się na rzeczy". It's slightly like the papi situation from spanish dub cause yes, "chłopak"'s direct translation is often "boyfriend" but it is also used as "boy", "guy" or "dude", usualy towards guys younger/about the same age as you. However, the addition of "mój"/"mine, my" makes it much more angled towards boyfriend, wherever they wanted to or not. There are at least three different ways to translate it and make it less gae I know and the've still chosen this one.
They made, in my opinion, the "its a common curtesy to ask" "Its good thing I don't give a fuck" lines better by translating them to "you shoud've ask, thats polite thing to do" "and you can politely fuck off"
they replaced Star Trek reference with Star Wars one, using Han Solo instead Spock and idk. on one hand they did it to THE spirk moment but on the other they made, and I may be reaching, but it seems like covert reference to "I know" scene so ??? (star trek is nowewhere near as known as star wars here so they would probs replace it either way but it also can be just "star trek and star wars sound so much alike, they have to be basically the same, right?" haha joke)
them instead innuendos using the most over the top forms of insult that no one ever heard is kinda funny but only because I only had to read them; if I ever heard somone call somebody "kutasina" irl I would find a way for at least one of us to not be able to hear anything ever again ("cockleter" is my best attempt to recreate this horseshit)
If you guys want to share some treasures from your native dubs/subs, feel free to
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zephyrchama · 7 months ago
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Luke shouldn't spend too much time in the human world. Imagine if he starts making young human friends. They think he's homeschooled at Simeon's cafe, start coming around more often to hang out, and he starts speaking like them.
Everyone thinks it's cute and good fun until he runs up to MC one day and says "hey bestie, it'd be real based if you could install some lit roblox mods that slap for me, no cap."
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just-a-cheese · 3 months ago
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No one expects Superman to have hobbies. Mostly because everyone thinks he lives in an ice fortress in the artic and spends all his time saving people instead of being a person and having a job. No one expects him to be Clark Kent either. But he is a person and he has a job, and even though he can't exactly keep up with a hobby -what with all that ‘spending most of his time saving people and trying to be a person’ thing- he does have ways to pass the time and unwind himself after a long day.
Technology is so amazing, and social media is so addictive.
So maybe he keeps up with inane internet drama. So what? People having parasocial relationships with random bloggers is like the norm nowadays, and honestly the lowscates problems of celebrities are like a breath of fresh air after stopping another world-ending threat. So yeah, he knows meme speak; he's fluid in the way only chronically online people are, even if his coworkers think he barely knows how to navigate google and his uh- night shift coworkers still think he could somehow not know what a tv is.
This is all to say, that he could be excused of momentarily forgetting himself after a long battle and even longer debriefing, and in a completely conditioned response -totally outside of his control- having responded to a comment about one of his favorite celebrities in the way he would have inside a fandom space.
Meaning, that while sitting at the table in the watchtower, surrounded by his fellow superheroes, listening to Green Lanter cry over the 500k luxury car crash that Bruce Wayne was involved in and how someone had to stop the crazy bastard or stage a rescue mission for all the poor beauties trapped in his garage, Superman -world’s mightiest hero- actually opened his mouth and without any input whatsoever from his brain said “or i could get him pregnant, maybe that'll calm him down”.
The absolute silence after that didn't get to last for more than a second, as Batman tripped over his own feet and almost brained himself on the table.
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katiefrog217 · 7 months ago
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Crowley wasn't good at doing it himself, but Aziraphale was more than happy to preen his wings for him.
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Crowley wasn't very good at taking care of his feathers.
Aziraphale's were always so immaculately groomed. Rarely was a feather out of place, unless he was going through a particularly ill-timed molt. Some called it vanity, Aziraphale called it "looking presentable".
He could hardly blame Crowley for his lack of self-care though; his serpentine physique was hardly equipped with the tools to care for them. If it really got bad, he could always miracle them into shape, though he hardly even bothered to do that.
It had gotten to Aziraphale one day and he had set about fussing with the demon's wings, plucking out every errant feather and straightening the remaining ones. By the time he finished his task, the black feathers shone glossy and pristine in the lamp light. He puffed up with pride as he examined his handiwork, only to wither as realization doused him like a bucket of ice water.
He glanced nervously at the owner of the wings, realizing with a start just how many feathers lay strewn about them. He could make an entire second pair of wings with them, and just as well since he had dug deep and found feathers that should have fallen out 2 molts ago (really, how had Crowley managed to stand it? It must have itched like anything)! Crowley, for his part, lay beneath the carnage, coiled tightly around Aziraphale unmoving. His glasses had long been set side, and Aziraphale turned to find himself being watched by those beautiful golden orbs. He pondered for a moment if Crowley was asleep (hard to tell since serpents couldn't blink), but a small flick of a tongue when their gazes met proved him wrong. He wished he'd been right.
Aziraphale cleared his throat. "Apologies my dear, i-it seems I got quite carried away..." He mumbled awkwardly, embarrassment evident in his tone, his feathers puffing reflexively. It was practically the understatement of the century. 'Carried away'. Preening one's feathers was an inherently personal, bordering on intimate, thing. Crowley especially didn't seem to like anyone touching his wings and here he had spent Heaven only knew how long preening them himself, WITHOUT SO MUCH AS ASKING HIM FIRST--
He shifted uncomfortably when Crowley didn't reply immediately, choosing instead to leisurely inspect the angelic dove's handiwork. The silence was deafening, and Crowley seemed determined to stretch it out indefinitely as his slit pupils raked over each feather individually. Aziraphale desperately searched his gaze for anything he could discern, but only found concentrated scrutiny.
Then finally, finally Crowley turned his golden gaze back to him, his tongue flickering thoughtfully. Aziraphale's heart hammered with anxiety as he unknowingly held his breath, his wings shuffling awkwardly at his side. His fluttering heart nearly took off itself when he finally heard Crowley's low drawl.
"Mhm, thanks. They look... Better. Clean. Neat. It felt... Nice," Crowley said slowly, his s's elongating as he eeked out the rare compliment, the last part mumbled so quietly Aziraphale nearly thought he imagined it. Before he could muster a reply, Crowley dipped his head, laying it firmly beneath Aziraphale's feathery breast. His coils tightened as one came up to cover his face, shielding his eyes from view. Evidently, he was done talking.
Aziraphale stood there silently for a moment, letting his racing heart slow to a more normal rhythm before he thought of trying to extract himself from the demon's coils. He had bothered Crowley enough for one night, he thought. However, the moment he made to move, those newly preened wings stretched out on either side, trapping him in, he quietly resigned himself instead.
He would find later that preening Crowley's feathers would, as many other things between them had, become part of their routine. On nights when they look particularly egregious or found themselves with nothing better to do, they would settle in a warm corner of Aziraphale's bookshop, and allow themselves this quiet, yet delicate moment between them.
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glfry · 16 days ago
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The Idea krinkels brings up bewitches me
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(Reading out chat message)'how fast would I be unalived if I said to Hank that his drip was chosen by a clown?' I think you’d be fine unless Hank just wanted you dead anyways. Cause, does Hank respond to insults or criticism? That’s hard to say.
I’m just imagining if Hank were like chewing through, y'know, a bunch of agents, and there was like an alleyway— like, imagine if, in MC 6.5, uh you got the guy reading the book inside that- the rift, he’s like the cashier; Sanford and Deimos wanted no part of him, uh, cause he wasn’t part of this. But like if he had put the book down and said like 'You guys look like a couple of clowns!' I think they would have killed him. I don’t think they would’ve like, reflected a moment. Like, 'awwh… he thinks we look like clowns' and then they just leave. …maybe? [long pause]
Well I mean, ultimately what would wind up happening is what is the most entertaining, less what is most realistic. Cause I’d like to imagine the two of them would just sit there like ‘awh man we do look like clowns!' And then they’d have like a fashion show thing where they’re walking in and out of the closet like 'Aw yeah! How about this outfit?' And then like 'no, no, no…’ and then they’d come out all fuckin' battle man-ed(?) like uh, like that commando sequence, then the guy is like 'ah yes! You’re good! You're the prettiest one of the ball now!' And then they leave, and they’re just all set up. That might be… I mean, we’re imagining a scenario I’m not animating, so…
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tribadismes · 1 month ago
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if i see an other white twenty something years old being called "mother" by her fans i stg people..............................................
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koroart · 1 year ago
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Another O’Hara bros cool down doodle 👌🏼✨
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hajikei · 3 months ago
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this is how i see their dynamic
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emotionaldisaster909 · 11 months ago
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Whoever decided to animate Hua Cheng’s movement like this
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deserves an award
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because it’s so freaking sick
and beautifully unique to him with this vibrant, glowing red
and it’s also so cool to see him use his ACTUALLY ghost BY THE WAY power
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like MMMMHHH🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
what if ghost busters theme but sexy
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sunpoweredautism · 6 months ago
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Pinterest wtf
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