awhoreintheory
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awhoreintheory · 14 hours ago
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Something so special to me is that, no matter the crossover, whether it is Danny Phantom, Spider-Man, or Ladybug, you can always find a fic that describes Jason as "being built like a brick shit house"
Best constant ever
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awhoreintheory · 14 hours ago
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awhoreintheory · 22 hours ago
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awhoreintheory · 2 days ago
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I was scrolling through your blog a bit ago and ended up really inspired to draw this
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Baby Peter and Nightwing, it's unfinished and there were other batfam sketches around this with baby Peter as well, anyways I thought you'd like this
OMG YOU THOUGHT RIGHT I LOVE IT????
This is literally so fricken adorable what. This is the content I hunger for.
Baby Peter and Dink is just,,, ugh 😤🤌 chefs kiss. I need everyone in the world to see this immediately
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awhoreintheory · 2 days ago
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stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎
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awhoreintheory · 7 days ago
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This is a reminder I'm literally still right
Everyone likes to write Peter's favorite (dc) hero being wonderwoman or someone in the batfamily, but i disagree
Peter, the absolute NERD that he is, would hero worship The Flash on Iron Man level.
Like, you're telling me the kid who loves science wouldn't be absolutely enamored with a hero who can run so fast he can cross dimensions? Go backwards AND forwards in time? No way Jose.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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awhoreintheory · 7 days ago
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Any Peter Parker in Gotham fic recs, other than dark matter or Peter the pizza guy? I’m hungry and just discovered these… thank you 😊
*joint cracking sounds*
You have no idea how happy you made me by asking this :)
The Peter Parker Theory
By nicfics
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50603350/chapters/127830601
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A wish of survival
By Chaotic_aroace
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55528810/chapters/140921743
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Peter Parker needs a hug (from the BatFamily)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3189426
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Like Real People Do
By Phoenfatale
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50215504/chapters/126825766
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Set Naked On Your Kingdom
By sassydandelion
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46408882/chapters/116846806
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A Long Way From Home (And No Way Back)
By Vivia_wants_boba
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49842712/chapters/125822029
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What's in the name
By ilike_color
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49833709
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If Violence is a Virtue ( You Must Be a Saint)
By D3ADP00L
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50155738/chapters/126666097
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Leap of Faith (Catch Me, If You Can)
By alighterwood, ErinWantsToWrite
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54620467/chapters/138404701
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Dumpster Diving for Treasure
By Clovrtree
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53735629/chapters/136028710
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Butler Spider
By Danny_shells
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48337528/chapters/121913095
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Where could I go?
By know_where_usa
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55644937/chapters/141240538
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The Peter Parker Theory is my absolute favorite after Dark Matter, so I highly recommend you go for that one first. It has a lot of mystery, kida a thriller detective type of fic. It's just *chef kiss*
Aaaaaand I haven’t finished Where could I go? But till now, I've loved the damn fic. It's Peter in Gotham but the Joker finds Peter first. So don't forget to read the tags.
I hope you enjoy them! And if you want to scream over them I'm happy to talk ✨️
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awhoreintheory · 7 days ago
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Please, in the name of absolute chaos, write this 🙏🥺
i keep seeing peter in gotham fics (i love them send me more pls) but i cannot stop thinking about if he & nat both got sent to gotham… just stick with me okay!!!
so it would start off with something like:
“a soul for a soul, the price to pay was steep and unrelenting. it was unfair and unforgiving, and yet without hesitation, natasha romanoff flung herself from the side of a cliff. this universe no longer needed the black widow to keep earths mightiest heroes humbled and steady. it squandered it’s soul away the same moment as she did, but perhaps— well maybe there was another place, another world and realm who could use a little soul. maybe, in a city of bats. a couple of spiders would be just what they needed.
because, well… plucking a soul from an infinity stone can’t be too hard. no. not for me. not for the watcher. and while the bats may need natasha romanoff, natasha romanoff needs peter parker. she needs something, someone to fight for and with. for she may have grounded the avengers, but they also grounded her. kept her on the straight and narrow, and peter parker could be just that for her once more. yes,”
the deep timber of a strikingly calm voice echoed in the recess of her mind, she could almost picture who was speaking to her. could almost see the god-like figure in a blue cloak with whitened eyes. and yet? no memory of the man when she had awoken, gasping for air, sucking it in and holding her breath as if it could be stolen from her at any moment, she had no idea how she was wherever the hell she was.
it had taken her approximately ten seconds to come to, catch her bearings and stand up. she was in a darkened alley way. it was dingy and she could hear sirens in the background, and a slight groan from behind her. quick to action she turned, her eyes widening in the slightest of perception when she caught sight of the little spider before her.
his hand was on his head running through his hair and rubbing a sore spot, his eyes still closed but he was clearly awake. she was besides him in a moment, squatting down to help him up. when he felt her hands on his arm, he looked at her, startled and unsure— but certain senses were calm.
“misses black widow ma’am… where are we?” he asked her, his voice was robbed of a certain innocence and the sound almost broke her heart. it was so unsure and confused she had to fight the urge to run her hand through his hair in a comforting way.
“i don’t know, kid” she huffed, helping him to his feet.
“but i’m sure as hell gonna find out,”
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the following ensues: nat & peter figuring out their in another dimension. nat seeing child soldier robin and immediately boxing batman assuming he’s a bad guy. peter making the joker cry by making fun of him the way spiderman does. nat stealing cass from batman. tim drake and peter parker friendship. dick grayson looking a lil too much like richard parker. natasha immediately being reverse-adopted by the batkids, as in they claim her as mom. “mom and dad are fighting again” one of them says when nat is yelling at bruce for something “ten buck says mom kicks his ass” “you’re on” “???she’s not ur mom. i’ve actually legally adopted you. betrayers” “you didn’t adopt me. so she can be my mother” “YOURE MY BIOLOGICAL SON” natasha immediately clocking batman is bruce wayne bc of brucie wayne
should i write this??? i feel like i should???? is there someone who would read this????
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awhoreintheory · 10 days ago
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what would the family react if Peter have a symbiote suit?
Oooh this is a good question.
First reactions to the symbiote suit would be surprise and somewhat worried.
Surprise that Peter would go from his bright red and blue suit to a black with some white accents suit. The worry comes in when they wonder why Peter would make a dramatic change. When questioned about it, Peter shrugs and says he wants to match with the rest of the families dark appearance. (This makes Duke sad that he’s now the only brightly colored vilgilante in the family.)
No one really questions on how Peter got the suit. Turns out, the kid has a hidden talent in designing and making suits. With Alfred’s guidance, Peter mastered sewing, pattern making, anything else you would need to make garments.
So the families assumes he made the suit in his spare time.
Jason and Steph love the new look. Cass is suspicious because she knows her Nephew is hiding something, but she can’t pin point what he’s hiding.
Dick is worried. He believes his son is finally going through his emo phase.
As a little bit of time goes by, the family begins to notice a change in Peter’s behavior. It started with small stuff, being more snarky in conversations, is easily annoyed if you just glance at him, mood swings. Dick just chalks it up that his son is going through puberty.
Then it gets worse, Peter’s grades decline, he’s skipping classes. When he’s out on patrol, he’s reckless and aggressive. Peter’s usual light hearted quips during altercation are full blown insults, he actually made Condiment King cry how badly the insults were. Peter before was always careful about his strength, holding back as necessary. He’s breaking petty thieves bones, most of the time he’s shattering them. He’s putting himself in more danger than usual.
Peter has been benched. They have the manor on full lock down. The kid is seething with anger by this. The family is really concern. Peter starts screaming and yelling at everyone.
Dick is on the verge of tears, because what happened to his sweet polite baby.
The breaking point is when Peter snaps at Alfred.
Nobody disrespects Alfred.
Jason is the one to get stern with Peter, he has never raised his voice at his nephew. This kid needs to be put back in his place. He grabs Peter by the back of his shirt, that’s when his suit comes on. They all noticed how it crawled, slithered the boy’s body to cover him.
They found the cause for Peter’s behavior.
His new suit is alive.
That’s it. I got nothing else. You can add something in if you want.
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awhoreintheory · 12 days ago
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Some bats (doesn't matter who) get stuck in a sticky situation with Peter dressed as a civilian, and man, would spider-man be convenient at this moment! Except he doesn't exist here!
Which sets off a light bulb in Peter's head. Like, 'well, shit, Spider-man doesn't exist here, so they can't tie me back to him!'
So he casually walks up a wall to do a thing to get them untrapped. So he's doing the things, and the literal vigilantes he's stuck with are starting at him like
'Fuck, he's a vampire'
And it doesn't help he has! Literal! Fangs! He's straight up venomous! But they don't know that. Now the bats think there's a vampire casually prowling the streets of gotham, and now they're not even hiding their stalking.
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awhoreintheory · 12 days ago
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a death in the family adaptation but it's muppets and b is the token human
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awhoreintheory · 13 days ago
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Peter is gotham, fine and dandy, all the tropes you could ever want BUT
Into the spiderverse right. With The Canon explanation
So picture Peter falls into DC, and his canon ties to his own universe are cut because his canon was essentially erased, comic book logic and all that
So DC (or sentient Gotham!) Basically adopts Peter into their universe, and also his canon.
What does that mean, you ask?
PICTURE THIS.
Peter now has to live through everything considered a canon even for a Spider-Man, including but not limited to Uncle Ben's death. This works beautifully when paired with Jason being Ben's equivalent, like a fine wine and cheese
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awhoreintheory · 17 days ago
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In the spirit of DC transitioning into having Nightwing the Justice League, I need opinions on what would happen if Peter grew up and also became a member of the JL
Constantly compared to his dad? Or gain his on rep? Do they even know? Omg what if I made a series of this
"Spider-man in the Justice League"
I would NOT be offended if someone did this 👀
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awhoreintheory · 24 days ago
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Regarding the tags in your last Spidey clones in Gotham post, you said you don't know much about the clones and id be happy to info dump about them to you!! or just a brief summary of their characters
I had to wait till school went on break before I could answer these and I feel SO bad, but now I'm here!
I would absolutely LOVE and info dump! Everything and anything about this would be totally awesome <33
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awhoreintheory · 1 month ago
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DUDE SAME it came for my dog!!
(He survived, but his eye almost got torn out)
The-The AO3 curse went after my mom???
She’s alive, but she’s in jail. 😐
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awhoreintheory · 1 month ago
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Peter in Gotham will eternally slap. I eat up every fic under the tag!!
But imagine. Right you're with me imagining rn. Peter falling in the DC universe, but it's an AU.
Imagine, Peter ending up in a Wing AU, and everyone thinks he's a freak cause he doesn't have any wings. (Or that he's a poor kid that escaped wing traffickers at the price of his wings and he gets a bunch of free stuff)
Or Peter falling into a zombie au? Soulmate AU (which i have even MORE thoughts on, but frankly deserves its own post)? Imagine how floored he'd be at an omegaverse lmao.
And it gives so many other possibilities, like if the DC universe he's in is trying to fit him into the universe instead of pushing him out because doesn't belong, so his body grows a pair of wings, or he's assigned a second gender, and he's just in general forced to fit into this universe he's been thrown into?? Like. Cmon. It'd totally SLAP.
Id eat it up SO hard.
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awhoreintheory · 1 month ago
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if i have to hear the tim drake coffee vs energy drink discourse one more time im going to get a job at a graveyard and put it to rest myself
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