#what do I even tag this lmao

[fedoraspooky]

[deadbaguette]

AUs I have stirring in the back of my mind should I make an elaboration post/art on any of them?

[celestial-blight]

I know the devil isn't real because I'd be the PERFECT person for a demon to make a deal with.

I was baptized and confirmed into the Catholic Church! Demons would probably want a "purified" soul or something, right?

I'm part of a disenfranchised minority who would greatly benefit from a demon uplifting me!

I suffer from chronic pain and fatigue! I'd do anything to cure it!

I'm aware that making a deal with a devil is a terrible idea, and I'd still do it! Demons love cocky egotists, right?

I'm very sinful! My sins are perfect for exploitation! Especially if the demon is tall and a little mean to me!

I've turned my back on my religious upbringing! I genuinely believe that demons are the good guys in the Bible! I'm a misguided fool perfect for demonic manipulation!

I'm politically intelligent! If I wasn't such a hatecrime-able target, I have no doubt I could make an impact in my local community! What if the devil was giving me demonic protection in exchange for implementing the demonic agenda? I could rule the world for them! (Again, cocky egotist)

Also! I'm hot as fuck! The world wouldn't be able to handle this hotness + demon hotness is all's im sayin' (See? Pride AND Lust! Completely exploitable...)

But nothing. Not one demonic presence in my life. What's the freakin' point...

[moorlandwayfarer]

Do you ever just get that urge to run around barefoot - maybe on all fours - and splash in water and climb and just. Idk. Sob.

[kakajoju]

My Gorion's ward Ludwig from the hit game Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition

I haven't finished the first two games but I like to imagine that Jaheira dragged him into the party in bg3 act 3 because it's funny.

[sylvhen]

alright tumblr, do your thing. how does one get into this roleplay thing asking for a friend. who is me.

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

god every time i glimpse these pics of hürrem and suleiman i keep seeing griffith in her for a split second, i think it’s the wavy hair and the bangs that are reminiscent of him? leave me in peace you twink bastardddddd

[flippymagicast]

Hello =°^}]

I am inside your basement

I rate it a 5/10

There's lots of moldy bunny suits and it smells of rotten kids but besides that it is very clean also a slide =°^})

Why thank you for the basement inspection, stranger! HYUKHYUKHYUK

[millionmaggots]

the dragon of diazepam

[ouppy-bnuuy]

I'm like Sisyphus expect my rock is piss

[lesbiansandco]

sometimes it's correlation not causation. and sometimes it's causation that looks like correlation.

that's it that's the post

[massive-ass-bird]

Idk who needs to hear this but if you struggle with tampons, try the smallest size available to you and don't use the applicator to insert it. Just push that thing out of the applicator and insert it manually. Maybe it'll still kinda suck and tampons just aren't for you, but personally it makes a world of a difference for me and I can actually comfortably wear tampons which is a game changer since I have heaaaaavy periods. I just always found the applicator fiddly and eventually bought a brand without one (Ob but I don't think it's a widespread brand) and it changed everything. If I'm in a pinch, I just grab whatever brand and push it out of the applicator.

Yeah touching yourself can be a bit icky, but you're about to wash your hands anyways. You know your body better than a piece of plastic does, do what's comfortable for you.

[pharawee]

Haii Sarunsathorn 🤝 me: liking every single motogp post on ig we can find

[keplercryptids]

decided to pull an ithren and jump into a volcano to solve my problems actually

[vampiric-succulent]

(I WORK OUT)

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

[hardwarelecampane]

if you think about it taking warm showers in the cold is kinda like playing fnaf