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hey you. indie creator. get rid of the corporate execs and the imaginary writers room in your brain. the cynical youtube reviewers and disney fans who want sanitized uwu gays probably are never even gonna be even slightly aware of your existence. write those unrelatable blorbos and those messy themes and that weirdly sexy violence. you have no one to answer to but yourself. give yourself what you want and maybe some day, some 3 random lesbians from the internet whose interests you have somehow exactly hit will look at your thing and think its pretty cool, and in the end thats all you ever needed

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the solution to the systematic (and purposeful) destruction of the environment is not simply “no one ever touches nature again because humans are not a part of nature and should leave it alone” lmao. colonialism has destroyed the environment in ways which are targeted specifically toward indigenous people first, as well as impoverished communities who suffer the negative affects of environmental damage first. the response is not the self-deprecating and humanity-as-conglomerate attitude taken on by everyone from vegans to leftists to apolitical worriers… a solution is not to point and cry and say “think how much better animals would be without us!” because not only is human life as valuable and something you should be concerned over, not only should you think critically about the ways in which you define that “us” clause, you should also remember the human species is part of the ecosystem

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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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HE MADE ME A PLAYLISTTTTT IM UNWELL /POS

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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A totally normal and not cursed survey where you tell me a bit about your favorite president

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today is trans day of fuck

shit fuck damn

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I'm sorry...WHAT ? 💀

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kiwami 2 amirite

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observing kazumaji like they are snails. fated to spiral the drain together. they would hold hands while doing so if kiryu didn't leave all the goddamn time and majima worked through *gestures vaguely.* joy in mutual violence with a person you don't have to hold yourself back with, yet there's a purposeful nature to majima's losses because he isn't fighting to win. unhinged familial tones in majima sheltering kiryu from feeling indebted to him for the repeated sacrifices he makes for kiryu's sake, so that kiryu can live out the dreams he feels himself unable to chase anymore. simultaneous homoerotic undertones of *sinks teeth in* especially majima everywhere that still don't compromise the aforementioned, only make everything that much more layered. they are friends that would ultimately do so much for one another, but majima won't let that be mutual because he knows how kiryu is. they should have sex in a kamurocho back alley. even that would get layered and weird and complicated because of the mad dog mask that stands in between them, and kiryu has the potential to make anything into a reason to get himself beaten to death on a rooftop. they are physically unable to exist in a domestic setting. they can only exist in moments. they are liminal and they can't fix one another even if they tried. their mutual agreement of only majima being allowed to kill kiryu, twisting from a joke to an unhinged rule of sorts demanding that kiryu stay alive and perhaps even outlive majima. the self-imposed paternal nature in that, also. and yet there is subtext able to be read as romance, at the same time, from open flirtatiousness to more subtle gestures in the wider narrative. unbelievable mutual trust while majima still sees kiryu as vulnerable and kiryu still does not trust him so much he'd disclose anything too personal to him either. another familial aspect in both of those, in majima feeling the need to shelter kiryu and kiryu repeatedly walking away from his family in an effort to protect them from himself. fighting as a metaphor for sex as usual. there's unbearable amounts of love between them and they both express it poorly. the moment in dead souls where majima effectively asks kiryu to kill him lives rent-free in my head.

tl;dr i am running on the walls of my enclosure and ripping the old men to shreds while doing so

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I love the yakuza fandom because Majima dressed up in drag One Time to try and piss off Kiryu and instead of going “lol man in dress funi” the whole fandom collectively went “we stan our canonically genderfluid queen” and made Goromi so much of a Thing that you’d never guess she exists for one cutscene in a sidequest. I mean this with sincere positivity.

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now who even taught you That

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HE’S SO DUMB I LOVE HIM