massive-ass-bird
massive-ass-bird
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hiya im Tiels! that's my bird Opal in my icon! im a genderqueer adult, and this blog is just my corner of reblogs. my tl;dr is im very nerdy about pokemon and splatoon, flit in and out of fandoms at will, a furry, and wildly passionate about animal welfare (rich coming from the bitch who owns a cockatiel but ive had her well before i knew parrot ownership was very dubious. please stop sharing fucking videos of foxes in houses i want to tear my hair out). feel free to message me if you want?? i suppose???? i dont bite (unless you like that). if you want to see my art, it'll be at @tielstiels! i rb most warrior cats/wings of fire related stuff to @beestripe-and-spines! my deliciously sinful vore blog is @dragonteeth (18+ ONLY!).have a lovely day, and remember to be kind to each other
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massive-ass-bird · 4 hours ago
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unjust and cruel that unlocking Bonus Hours by staying up late means that the next day you must labor under the curse of eepy
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massive-ass-bird · 4 hours ago
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the best artist youve ever see on twitter posts like three perfect pieces a day tagged "rkgk", has an unidentifiable low res jpeg as a profile picture and a username like df23j2r332cj233jc3cd and no you wont ever find them again
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massive-ass-bird · 4 hours ago
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massive-ass-bird · 20 hours ago
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massive-ass-bird · 20 hours ago
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sunset will be after 7pm in 18 days
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massive-ass-bird · 20 hours ago
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WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑
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massive-ass-bird · 20 hours ago
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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY
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massive-ass-bird · 20 hours ago
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i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen
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massive-ass-bird · 21 hours ago
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It is kind of funny elon musk didn’t do the math and that people sort of need to like you for you to become emperor alive
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massive-ass-bird · 21 hours ago
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It is kind of funny elon musk didn’t do the math and that people sort of need to like you for you to become emperor alive
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massive-ass-bird · 22 hours ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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massive-ass-bird · 1 day ago
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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes
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massive-ass-bird · 1 day ago
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That’s absolutely horrific.
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massive-ass-bird · 1 day ago
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That’s absolutely horrific.
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massive-ass-bird · 1 day ago
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I’ll show lumiose a real ultimate weapon
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massive-ass-bird · 2 days ago
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