#what do i even tag this lmao

[fedoraspooky]

[deadbaguette]

AUs I have stirring in the back of my mind should I make an elaboration post/art on any of them?

[jarpp7]

i made some new ocs!!!!!!!!!!!! their names Azrach & Ozias !

[lancerthatisntfree]

so apparently you can’t send videos in reblogs.

but here’s the animation i promised for the oc thing, @indigo-greer-collins .. 🤑🤑

[maggotwithanf]

hello I am going to tell you one of my favorite Wasteland Weekend stories and probably my entire raison d'etre: the legend of BALORT

so my friend Disaster runs The Rap Trap, which is a travelling bar that opens Brigadoon style at fests and stuff on-theme (at WW it's full postapoc, at Neotropolis it's cyberpunk, he also does the Burn and stuff). Every year I get trashed off my ass at my friend's bar and for a while we've been talking about this Frankenstein's monster of a horror cocktail he's been wanting to make: BALORT.

Malort with an M is a disgusting fucking liquor that has achieved inside joke status in both the state of Illinois and, most importantly, at Wasteland Weekend for being the grossest liquor in the Mojave. It tastes worse than Mad Dog 20/20. It tastes like the concept of depression and peaches and cheap perfume.

Balut is a Filipino delicacy/street food that consists of one gigantic, fertilized duck egg, with (probably) duck fetus inside.

Balort, you see, is a shot of Malort mixed up with, and served in, Balut. In the egg cup. The whole thing. Duck included.

For years Disaster has spoken of this, and for years he keeps saying I might be the only guy crazy enough to try to Balort besides him, and that it's very, very expensive and hard to find here so it'd be a rarity if it ever happened.

Then - this last Wasteland - I sidle on up to the Rat Trap and guess what. Guess what.

My man Disaster has not only sourced two individual Balut servings from "a guy in Upstate New York", but the Balort is going to be served THIS VERY EVENING. There are only two shots of it. And my friend? He couldn't think of two better people to enjoy this Balort than me, and him.

So he mixes the Balort in front of me at the bar and there's like, a mini crowd forming. We have 2 eggs, and he's just doing one, so we can split the shot. The egg opens. The Malort goes in. He mixes it well. It has the consistency of thick paint. A cheer goes up. We split the shot into two glasses. I do the shot.

It tastes like, and I am shitting you not, fucking chunky pancake mix. It has the exact consistency, flavor, and grossness of pancake mix with a hint of peach and a LOT of sour, raw egg and like, little chunks. Very very chunky.

It kicks ass. It is also one of the most disgusting things I've ever put in my mouth, texturally.

We are like high fiving and Disaster is saying how we should make Balort patches. There's still one egg left, and Disaster says he'll mix up one last Balort shot before it's all over. A goth girl at the bar who hasn't said a word this whole time speaks up, soft and quietly: "I'll have the Balort." A cheer goes up.

anyways your 30s is a lot of fun if you get drunk a lot in the desert

[alittlebitinsane]

i love tumblr because like. I dont have to post. Your telling me I can kist steal other peoples posts and put them on MY blog?? splendid. Wonderful. I cant remember the last time a actually wrote a post.

anyways take this fucking hilarious screenshot from M&L brothership (been hyperfixating on this game like crazy you dont even know)

[celestial-blight]

I know the devil isn't real because I'd be the PERFECT person for a demon to make a deal with.

I was baptized and confirmed into the Catholic Church! Demons would probably want a "purified" soul or something, right?

I'm part of a disenfranchised minority who would greatly benefit from a demon uplifting me!

I suffer from chronic pain and fatigue! I'd do anything to cure it!

I'm aware that making a deal with a devil is a terrible idea, and I'd still do it! Demons love cocky egotists, right?

I'm very sinful! My sins are perfect for exploitation! Especially if the demon is tall and a little mean to me!

I've turned my back on my religious upbringing! I genuinely believe that demons are the good guys in the Bible! I'm a misguided fool perfect for demonic manipulation!

I'm politically intelligent! If I wasn't such a hatecrime-able target, I have no doubt I could make an impact in my local community! What if the devil was giving me demonic protection in exchange for implementing the demonic agenda? I could rule the world for them! (Again, cocky egotist)

Also! I'm hot as fuck! The world wouldn't be able to handle this hotness + demon hotness is all's im sayin' (See? Pride AND Lust! Completely exploitable...)

But nothing. Not one demonic presence in my life. What's the freakin' point...

[moorlandwayfarer]

Do you ever just get that urge to run around barefoot - maybe on all fours - and splash in water and climb and just. Idk. Sob.

[kakajoju]

My Gorion's ward Ludwig from the hit game Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition

I haven't finished the first two games but I like to imagine that Jaheira dragged him into the party in bg3 act 3 because it's funny.

[sylvhen]

alright tumblr, do your thing. how does one get into this roleplay thing asking for a friend. who is me.

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

god every time i glimpse these pics of hürrem and suleiman i keep seeing griffith in her for a split second, i think it’s the wavy hair and the bangs that are reminiscent of him? leave me in peace you twink bastardddddd

[flippymagicast]

Hello =°^}]

I am inside your basement

I rate it a 5/10

There's lots of moldy bunny suits and it smells of rotten kids but besides that it is very clean also a slide =°^})

Why thank you for the basement inspection, stranger! HYUKHYUKHYUK

[millionmaggots]

the dragon of diazepam

[lesbiansandco]

sometimes it's correlation not causation. and sometimes it's causation that looks like correlation.

that's it that's the post

[massive-ass-bird]

Idk who needs to hear this but if you struggle with tampons, try the smallest size available to you and don't use the applicator to insert it. Just push that thing out of the applicator and insert it manually. Maybe it'll still kinda suck and tampons just aren't for you, but personally it makes a world of a difference for me and I can actually comfortably wear tampons which is a game changer since I have heaaaaavy periods. I just always found the applicator fiddly and eventually bought a brand without one (Ob but I don't think it's a widespread brand) and it changed everything. If I'm in a pinch, I just grab whatever brand and push it out of the applicator.

Yeah touching yourself can be a bit icky, but you're about to wash your hands anyways. You know your body better than a piece of plastic does, do what's comfortable for you.

[vampiric-succulent]

(I WORK OUT)

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body