#what a perfect incorrect quote

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[theghooligan]

chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

[shikariix]

[gothamite-rambler]

Red Hood (singing while deflecting a punch): Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. And deep down I know this well. I lost my best friend, I lost my mentor, my mom. 500 men gone, this can't go on!

Batman (trying to get his son's attention): Red Hood.

Red Hood (enjoying himself while dodging a punch): I must get to see my family so if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches, I'll go where Aquaman won't reach us.

Red Hood knocked out three goons without pulling out his gun and still singing with ease.

Batman (kicking a goon in the stomach): Okay it's impressive how you're changing some of the words, but stop singing!

Red Hood (singing, ignoring his father): And if I got a drop another infant from a wall in an instant so we all don't die

He flipped a man to the ground as Batman tried to speak, but his theatre obsessed son wasn't taking a pause.

Red Hood (big finish): Then I'll become the monster! I'll deal the blow! And I'll become the monster like none they've ever known! So what if I'm the monster lurking deep below? I must become the monster and then we'll make it home!

Batman punched his son in the arm to silence him.

Batman: Cut that shit out!

Red Hood (rubbing his arm, pouting): You're no fun.

Batman (punching a goon that snuck up behind him): Did you agree to team up with me just to piss me off?

Red Hood (coy, but sincere): That was one of the reasons, yes. I like fighting with you, too. I think we both know how to fight well enough that I don't have to shoot anyone.

Batman: I... That was actually nice to hear.

Red Hood shrugged.

Red Hood (singing): I'm just a man.

Batman groaned with a small amused smile.

[moeblob]

Gavin mentally: wait... that doesn't add up........

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 2

[your-royal-momoness]

Aang: is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you’ll kill me?

Hakoda: no. If you hurt Katara, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Angel once texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back "No, YOU'RE adorable".

Charlie: …And?

Husk: And now we're dating, we've been dating for three months.

Husk: All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so l'm not complaining.

[harringroveera]

AU where Nancy and Heather get paired up in class and turns out, they are actually both The Finger Queen, only in different ways

[belladonazeppole]

(In)correct Royalflush Quotes

Lucifer: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Husk: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. +++ Charlie: Angel, you'll be working with Husk and Dad. Angel Dust: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Angel Dust: ...Of people on a team. +++ Alastor, trying to manipulate Husk: Lucifer doesn’t deserve you. Alastor: If he don't treat you right by now, you're gone. Husk, knows that Alastor is full of shit: I'm gone. Alastor, handing him a knife: Now go chop his dick off! +++ Niffty: I like your top, Husk! Lucifer: I have a name, you know. Husk: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. +++ Charlie: So, what is my dad to you? Husk: The reason I wake up every morning. Charlie, gushing: That’s adorable! Lucifer earlier that morning, barging into Husk′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! +++ Lucifer: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Husk: What- how? Lucifer: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.” +++ Lucifer, sweating: Husk, there’s something I need to ask you- Husk: Finally! You’re proposing! Lucifer, shocked: How’d you know? Husk: Lucifer, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Husk: I even picked it up once. +++ Husk: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Angel Dust: What’s up your ass this morning! Lucifer: *walks in* ...Hey. Angel Dust: Hmm… nevermind. Husk, blushing: WAIT NO!

[misswifi]

Treebark moments / Wildlife moments:

Ren :

I’m this close to mixing with Martyn.

Literally everyone else in the server :

Your fingertips are touching.

Ren :

Exactly.

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[herblinz]

“You tell me today you believe in destiny. And back then… Did you believe back then? Oh, yes, you must have. You must have believed that destiny would bring us together. The fact you did nothing to quicken this encounter ought to be attributed to that.”

— Andrzej Sapkowski, Something More

A study of beloved J. C. Leyendecker’s Consolation for Galaxy’s Worst Mother’s Day. (Last part to render was Maul’s legs and I just needed to be done with it. Also, I’m on vacation with friends, I had food, and I’m drunk, also a little bit high. So, hm, I cut myself some slack.)

I wish we got to see a confrontation between Maul and Talzin. Some unpacking is desperately needed.

In this post I talked a bit more on the study process. If you like my stuff (and Maul, and cats), considering joining my moot there :3

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2629

"How do you live like this??" (Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.)

[electric-plants]

alhaitham: it’s five in the morning what do you want from me

cyno: your signature on this paper

cyno: also a date but i don’t think that’s relevant right now

alhaitham: cyno please it is FIVE in the MORNING

[madebypointlesswords]

Merthur shenanigans after Arthur returned pt.4

Arthur's first time at Applebees: Merlin: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees Arthur: bees? Merlin: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Arthur: Wait- Employee: *reaches for a jar of bees, violently shaking it* Arthur: WAIT-

[vandermorgansir]

Arthur: *Is a feral blonde street rat Dutch found on the dirty roads, probably running around on all fours and barking at people.*

Dutch: