#we’re all rooting for you

[marosii]

Please don’t tease him he’s just a sad little detective trying to flirt with a murderer

[falsamoneda]

I love when great things happen to even greater people.

[honorarysimp]

to 🍋‍🟩, if she already felt obligated to tell you even though you both technically have nothing going on, and you didn’t ask AND that it was an accident, she defo is into you

GO GET THAT GIRL BRUH

WHAT ANON SAID!^^^

[s0fter-sin]

through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across

he’s seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your “i swear it’s just a cold sore”

it’s not even a parental thing, it’s the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children who’ve never been away from mummy this long before and he’s sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap

[customizablefriend]

My true self still loves Tommyinnit I am still an inniter at heart I have not changed

[clock-06]

MLB Fandom Hot Take

Marinette Salt is often not actually salt on the character and is criticisms of the show in general, which are valid, but it’s not right to pin writing errors on a character in the show. “Contingency issues” are not Marinette’s fault ffs that’s on the writers it’s a kids show and we know the writing is bad.

If we’re gonna be doing Marinette salt, make it about her actual flaws. Because she has them. Which is part of what makes her a good main character, she has flaws and spends actual time improving from them and growing as a person, which is important to show young audiences, which again, is who this show was initially meant for.

Yes, the fandom has not grown much out of it’s original watchers and we’re mostly adults now, and there are so many clear issues with the show’s writing and their characters, especially whatever the fuck is up with Thomas’ hate for Chloe, a neglected child he made specifically to hate on.

Yes, Marinette is somewhat a Mary Sue, in terms of her power level, but she is not in any other goddamn way. She is flawed. In suit and outside of it. And also people do not like her in and out of show, and that’s part of what makes Mary Sues annoying, that everyone likes or is obsessed with them for no reason. Also, if you call her a Mary Sue because she “gets too much screen time” I need you to look up what a protagonist is and sit with yourself. Because of course she gets more screen time, she’s the fucking lead of the show.

Also calling Marinette a Mary Sue after MW:London, is an insane take.

TL;DR If you have Marinette salt, it better be valid and not just some fucking “and here’s what the show writers did wrong bullshit”

[highfiveheroes]

the only thought on the episode i will say tonight is this: i’m really disappointed that i’m supposed to be rooting for a set of bullies.

say what you will about the bad kids, they’ve been nasty this season, with a few standouts here and there—notably fabian, who has gone out of his way to make amends and friendships with people outside of the bad kids. but hearing the way they talk about other characters? the way adaine and kristen and gorgug were straight up bullying the rat grinders in a lot of situations? not saying the rat grinders weren’t being antagonistic in their own right, and i fully understand this is a comedy show of people sitting around a table making jokes and rolling dice. but compared to how much connection i had with the bad kids in say, season one or two, when they were going out of their way to be nice to people more often than they were being straight up rude and egging people on…

idk man. something about the bad kids this season isn’t sitting right with me anymore. and i’m sad.

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Okay but why did they never have any holiday themed POI episodes?

More specifically, how come they never had a Halloween episode and played “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in the background?

[callisto-sure-loves-cartoons]

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $950

[itspileofgoodthings]

I love the rhyming on ttpd. can only think of two examples currently but I know there’s more.

[asterdeer]

thinking about all the verbal (and, at least once in the books, physical) abuse from regis that richard just reacted to, then apparently absorbed and moved on from. and then when he literally sets regis’s entire building on fire — on purpose, for revenge — he still expects regis to go “oh well, i’ll let bygones be bygones, lets get out of here and start over.” which is. not what happens. how conditioned to just…….. getting over abuse do you have to be to set your boss’s building on fire on purpose and then be surprised when he’s angry and vindictive about it

[crossbackpoke-check]

find a blorbo (nhl tag game)

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

tagged by @bondedpairs!! when i say too many teams to count and here for the narrative um. i may not have lied. this is not an extensive list of my blorbos but in order to make it not ten thousand years long i made up the rule that i had to do it straight from memory :)

anaheim ducks: as evidenced by recent events i DO like mason mctavish and trevor zegras but i have to honor laura and mention troy terry and beloved goalie gibbie*

boston bruins: oh for sure brad marchand… can i say patrice? one of the charlies got traded but i think mcavoy is still there because gryz is gone, brandon carlo is there still i think

buffalo sabres: cozens & thompson, owen power, rasmus dahlin, ukko pekka luukkonen

calgary flames: is chris tanev still here? is markstrom still here?? noah hanifin?? as a last resort i’ll say blasty

carolina hurricanes: aho & jarvy & teuvo teravainen & brent burns is still playing maybe? i know sepe got traded

chicago hockey: the bedsy narrative is compelling but ANDREAS ATHANASIOU MY BELOVED reunited with tyler bertuzzi… that’s the real story. also i like foligno

colorado avalanche: gabe landeskog, whatever ross colton & miles wood have going on, natemac + jo, mikko

columbus blue jackets: have long been on the merzlikins train, have been swayed to the darkside of umich boys (brindley, kent johnson, fantilli, blankenburg who is now on nsh)

dallas stars: seggy! mush! roope + miro and otter and robo and wyjo (rip ty dellandrea) and harls! etc.

detroit red wings: MOST players. dilly larks, moritz seider, jv, raymond, rasmussen, kitty, lyon, etc except for k*ne

edmonton oilers: mcdrai, ofc. nugent-hopkins, nursey, rip vinny & skinny

florida panthers: tkachuk, reinhardt, sasha barkov, verhaeghe (is there still?)

los angeles kings: adrian kempe… kevin fiala… danault… quinton byfield & alex turcotte

minnesota wild: kirill, marat, fleury, brodes, fabes, boldy, moose, middsy, spurge… god’s perfect idiots

montreal canadiens: going out on a limb here to say martin st. louis but also xhekaj (both), slafkovský, suzuki, my austrian reinbacher, yes fine cole caufield

nashville predators: MOST BEAUTIFUL D PAIR IN THE WORLD GRADY SKJEI AND ROMAN JOSI!! juuse, evangelista, isn’t stamkos there and also someone else who absolutely should not be

new jersey devils: nico… tuna (tatar), dawson mercer, siegenthaler, dougie hamilton, yes the hugheses whatever

new york islanders: barzy, zeeker & marty, anders lee, noah dobson lol

new york rangers: mika & chris, lafrenière & k’andre, shesterkin

philadelphia flyers: frosty & beezer and tk and sanny and the new baby michkov and coots and scooty loots and foerster etc etc. you know the Guys

pittsburgh penguins: the two headed monster but also compelled by rutger mcgroarty, and kevin hayes was there!!!

ottawa senators: timmy stü & brady! josh norris! the evolution of shane pinto! ullmark now and brännström and claude giroux and chabot

san jose sharks: ekky, thrun, mario, borde, logan couture, shakir, that other vaguely blond rookie

seattle kraken: brandon tanev, andre burakovsky! grubauer & d’accord also

st. louis blues: jordan kyrou, nathan walker (is still there?), rob thomas? is parayako still there?

tampa bay lightning: hedman, point, they dumped so many guys after the cup run… is kucherov still there or is he in nashville?? anthony cirelli (notable for being made out with by pat maroon)

toronto maple leafs: mitch, jt, willy, alex nylander, kniesy, dewar, et

utah hockey: crouse, keller, tuba

vancouver canucks: quinn, brock, petey, jt, garly, höggy, i want to say dakota johnson, elias lindholm?

vegas golden knights: brandon montour is here now… alex pietrangelo, so sorry to one i can’t remember who loves the lions it will come back to me

washington capitals: full of love and stupidity. oshie, nicke/ovi, pierre-luc dubois, dowd, vrána, milano

winnipeg jets: adam lowry!! josh morissey and kc and morgan barron, also vladdy my beloved

tagging @stillfertile + @colap1nto + @songsandswords + @moregraceful if they haven’t done it yet, i know they follow at least a couple teams. if anybody else wants to play i love adopting blorbos!!

[queenjulia11]

Okay, I’ve been sitting on this one for weeks. If you’d like to read my previous Phineas Thatch thoughts, here you go:

Let’s talk Imago.

This episode really encapsulates the “bureaucracy horror” aspect of Midst more than Sugarcoat or honestly even Inside did. The fact that Phineas incurred the greatest debt of his life as a small helpless child, before he was even officially a part of the system, breaks my fucking heart.

I thought Phineas’ single caenum was going to be due to some grievous mistake, some horrible sin that he had to make up for. Maybe he failed to save someone important to The Trust, something like that. But no.

He was an orphan, scared and alone with no one to guide him. And then, an angel descended from the heavens to give him a second chance.

Except actually: that “angel” was just following orders from people who never actually cared about him, but knew that saving a sweet-looking innocent child from The Delta would do amazing things for their numbers. Let us not forget that Phin comes from a place where the mutated victims of various tearrors go to die, and he looks relatively fine with no obvious mutations or physical differences. Was anyone else saved that day?

And yes, even if the motivations behind this mercy mission were soulless, it accomplished the objective good of saving Phineas. Except actually: they knew they were just pulling him out of the fire and into the frying pan. And they knew there was no way for Phineas to ever repay this kindness because HE SHOULDN’T FUCKING HAVE TO. It’s his LIFE.

How, in this world, does one make up for such a gift? After years of servitude, of saving other children, WHEN is it ever enough?? We know breaking even is possible, it has to be. What would’ve been the more valorous thing to do? Look up at your one chance of survival, stricken with loneliness, hunger, and fear, and say: “thank you very much for the offer, sir, but I’ve got it handled.”

And speaking of, think of how much valor was probably given to SPAHR for such a good deed! The thing that put Phineas in debt for the rest of his life probably did wonders for Jonas Spahr’s career and standard of living. I know he probably wasn’t thinking about that; he was also brainwashed into thinking that more Trustees means more universal good. I think Spahr is a good dude who genuinely did the right thing because it was the right thing, but would he even have thought to go to The Delta if his Concestor hadn’t brought him along? And then Spahr is the one who molded Phineas into the perfect Trustee wonder boy, ultimately breaking his spirit and forcing him to become someone he’s not, regardless of how intentional it was.

There is no other way that this could have gone for Phin, and he had no way of knowing what he was getting into. And now he’s trapped in this endless cycle of never being enough — never being free form a childhood too painful to remember because he was selfish enough to eat the carrot being dangled in front of his face. Really should’ve thought of that before ending up in that situation, huh? Oh, well, get your armor back on. Look on the goddamn bright side!

The only way out is to become in breach. Right back where you started. Holy shit, that’s terrifying.

[tennessoui]

doctors need to do part of their residency at Starbucks or something they should not graduate before being tested in customer facing services roles ok I don’t need my doctor to have empathy for the human condition or whatever but I damn well need them to be able to fake it

[westerberg]

I hate how just seeing my sister for one day makes me feel so emotionally drained that I carry it with me for like a whole week. She is truly the shitty guilt tripping mother I never had

[napping-sapphic]

hey there today I'm a little down... Any chance I could get some forehead kisses? Or affection

Pwease

-💫

hiya!! I’m sorry you’re feeling down :( i hope things cheer up for you soon <3!!

I am blowing you ALL the forehead kisses and i have used my VERY well honed art skills to doodle you this kitty who also hopes things get better for you soon💫