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ok i'm curious bc i looked this up on r/etymology and it seems like a bunch of people called this a different thing so my joke about swearing fealty to AMC theaters because they have coke freestyle machines so you can make absolutely monstrous movie bevvies being a "suicide pact" may not land with everyone!! when you were a teenager and you'd go to a self-serve soda machine, did you have a specific term for the drinks you'd make by mixing up a whole bunch of different sodas in one cup?

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The hand thing™️

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Madmartigan + that slutty slutty dress

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endless list of pixar characters → wall-e (wall-e)

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my dream for post-mindwipe lisa braeden is that she starts dating a butch lesbian with a motorcycle and all her pta mom friends are like “wow what a step up from the other guy” and lisa’s like “what other guy” and they go “amen sister! men-who needs ‘em!”

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good news: i finally got my skates. bad news: 10 minutes into practicing how to stand without doing unintentional splits, i fell and landed on my arm so bad i almost passed out three times before the deep breathing technique kicked in enough to let me get aleve, bag of frozen fruit, and medicinal ginger ale

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had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

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moomin Loki & moomin Thor <3

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Not a single moment of happiness, this guy

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Found in the Internet Archive by AnitaNH

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coping by drawing them being fun and awesome and normal and silly

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shadow in watercolor

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the real reason the first interview went south is because daniel was not yet divorced and therefore could not relate to louis on a level of divorcee-to-divorcee. the second interview went so well because daniel, now divorced twice, could not only relate to louis on that level, but also could then sense a certain eau de divorce in the air and did not relent until he sniffed it out and ended another marriage.

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sqweish ❗️❗️

Bonus:

Can I eat him? ( T▽T)9✨️

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