#we need em!!

[bisexualchrissycunningham]

Bug slander on Topanga

[spkyart]

Hello folks guess what I am reading

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[iniquitousyearning]

obsessed w a tom riddle who was always careful to use protection with you because he never wanted a family until one night he has a dream about you getting pregnant and wakes up begging to fuck you raw

[corneredcopia]

HELLOOOO SAILOR

[tinybunbunn]

Ya know what here’s a bonus doodle <3 a kith… as a treat

[doomdoomofdoom]

fyi, Ukraine actually maintains a website with publicly available lists of their financial/material support and expenses.

anyone can also use it to donate to any specific part of Ukraine's war effort directly. in case any nations leaders recently humiliated their country globally, or something.

[devilishdelights]

Happy mermaaayyy I was able to make it just in time :]]

thank u @vivid-bun for brainstorming abt these guys with me!!!

[bluewolfangel01]

*Takes place during the cold season in the Devildom*

After a long day, Mc decided to take a nap on a couch in the HoL.

They wake up to complete darkness and something laying top of them, which is too light to be Belphie.

Mc knows both that the strange weight and darkness weren't there when they fell asleep.

After getting up and shrugging the mysterious weight off, Mc looked down to see what had fallen off of them.

With their groggy vision, Mc could make out blue, teal, orange, brown, grey, black, and white bits of cloth.

And after rubbing the sleep from their eyes and looking for a second time, Mc realized that the different colored bits of cloth were actually jackets.

6 coats and 1 cape to be exact.

Mc sighs contently realizing what had happened while they were asleep.

The brothers each laid their coats atop of Mc to create a makeshift blanket, to keep them from getting cold.

Mc can continue from there via 3 ways:

They can leave the jackets on the couch and go about their day

They can personally return the jackets to each brother

They can be a lil brat, take the jackets to their room and refuse to give them back

(I'd personally do option 3 :)

Edit: option 3

This imagine is brought to you by me coming to the very stupid realization that all the brothers wear jackets

[nomilatico]

convex kissing please convex holding hands please convex hugging please conv c WHY DO THEY TALK ABOUT CONVEX PRANKS SO MUCH JUST DRAW THEM CHATTING I CANT DECIDE I GOT EATEN ALIVE current status: convex comp #14

This might as well be my alt posting this Ask. What the vex does to a man.

Anything for you. Live Laugh Convex

Enabling. Love it.

[lanasgirlfr]

guys look at that little fucker

[ulteri0rm0tives]

one of these days i will get cdpr to admit to the truth behind trans kerry

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close ups below!

[stubz]

"CALL A <--<>] MEDIC!! A HUMAN YOUNGLING IS BLEEDING TO DEATH!! OH MY <--<->{} GODS WHY IS THERE SO MUCH IN SUCH A SMALL BODY?!"

"WHERE ARE THE HUMAN ADULTS?!"

"IN THE BATHROOM!!"

"BOTH OF THEM?!"

"THEY HAD CO-FEE!!"

"Am I dying?" whimpers the tiny small human child.

"JUST KEEP PRESSURE ON THE WOUND!"

"ELAVATE IT! SHE SHOULD ELAVATE IT!!"

"But I'll swallow blood if I do!"

"..." "..."

"YOU'LL WHAT?!" screeched both adults

"TILT DOWN! DOWN CHILD!!"

"YOU <--<>] FOR BRAINS! THAT'LL MAKE HER BLEED EVEN MORE!"

"THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!"

"WHAT THE FU--FUDGE IS GOING HERE! WE WERE GONE FOR LESS THAN 5 MINTUES!!"

"Aw, Agnes sweetie, is your nose dry again? Come here, let's get you some tissues and clean you up. Keep your head forward." soothed the human adult.

"Can I change my shirt too?"

"Of course buddy."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SHE NEED MEDICAL-!"

"Would you zip it?! She's fine! It's just a bloody nose from her nose being so dry--the inside skin is sensitive and a small blood vessel was probably ruptured. It sounds and looks bad but honestly it's not a serious thing."

"...are you sure?" they fearfully asked.

"Positive. I get the same thing all the time when sick. It'll go away in a few minutes. Now for future reference just give the kid lots of tissues and have them hold it to their nose. Keep their head facing forward; if they tilt back the blood will flow into their throats, and if they tilt forward they'll bleed more."

"...understood."

"Good. Now maybe go apologize to Agnes for traumatizing her for the past 5 minutes."

"That's a good idea."

"I'll give her some of my blood as an apology."

"...that's nice but maybe don't."

[mizzfizz]

need to have a heavy, steamy make-out sesh with leon... need his hands gripping on my waist for dear life while i dry hump on him... need to hear his whines and groans while i put my hands through his hair and tug on it...

[ingoodjesst]

have you put the pieces together yet, detective

[saintemry]

give me a storyline in s8 where eddie opens up to maddie about how he’s struggling with christopher being in texas and they connect over the shared experiences of being apart from your child for their own good + overwhelming guilt for the mistakes you’ve made as a parent + fear that you’re missing out on important moments of your kid’s life !!!!