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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Dir. Brian Henson

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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

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I know there are bigger problems with Bad Sisters season 2 but why the fUCK did they have Becka end up with that loser? Keeping Matt & Becka apart for the sake of a baby Becka didn't want with an idiot??? Like, I get if Becka hadn't ended up with anyone at all but THIS?

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literally one of my favorite tweets ever

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Can we please talk about the Gisele Pelicot mass rape case more? This shit is so disturbing that I’m shocked at how deep men’s hatred run for women goes, even the ones they marry and commit to for life. A man willingly drugged his own wife, raped her multiple times, and then invited 50 men over to share in the act - from 2011 through 2020. How does that not make people incredibly angry. How does it shock no one else that misogyny could run this deep

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My mom's mouth sounds will drive me to homicide

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

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From (2022–) 2x10 "Once Upon a Time…"

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truly the worst question to be getting on teams from a work colleague who hasn't been in the office the past few weeks

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Ben Whishaw as Sam + Omari Douglas as Michael in 1x06 of BLACK DOVES

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We're gonna go out now, and you're gonna stay behind me, okay? You understand? Now, close your eyes. Hold onto me. Move when I tell you to move. Stop when I tell you to stop, okay? Close your eyes.

BLACK DOVES 1.03 ⌁ The Coming Night

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On my 2025 tbr to better understand my bug roommates

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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"we'll look after her, but you'll have to pay us extra. we're not a babysitting service."

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The carolers who've had so much eggnog they've forgotten the words. Well, at least someone knows the words

Dash & Lily (2020) —e.1 | dash