#But I can

[olasketches]

this fandom just can’t match his freak

[cali]

my proposition for the next pokemon game: more blinking lights and rotating plattforms. a meter mechanic where attacks get boosts based on syllable matchups, moon phase integration, rowable galleys, customizable skyboxes and triple battles are back too | print

[jewishcissiekj]

there's like 2 wlw Ahsoka ships you can't have extensive age gap discourse about

[artist-issues]

THIS representation of a girl really noticing a boy:

Is very different from THIS representation of a girl really noticing a boy:

Just like THIS response to an overprotective parent:

Is totally different from this response to an overprotective parent:

And THIS representation of infatuation:

Is very different from THIS representation of infatuation:

And no. I will not shut up about how people should pay attention to the difference in what filmmakers are choosing to be realistic about from movie to movie, and what they’re choosing to present an idealized version of. Because otherwise, these two movies would be so similar in theme. 

The Little Mermaid portrays: - A realistic reaction of a teenager when her parent is overprotective. She’s flawed and she’s focused more on her father’s inability to understand than her own actions.  - An idealized crush on a boy, where attraction looks sweet, girlish, a little self-mocking, and is based on more than just his looks.

Turning Red portrays:

- An idealized reaction of a teenager when her parent is overprotective. She’s not focused on her own embarrassment or how crazy her mom acted, she’s the middle school martyr who scolds herself for her mom’s over-the-top response and shows very little conscious awareness of her mom’s faults.

- A realistic crush on a boy, where attraction just looks like lust, and lust is funny, and objectifying boys ain’t pretty, but hey, it sure gets a laugh.

At the end of these movies, one teenager gets to be understood by her parent without being completely blameless for all the destruction getting her way caused—and the parent fulfills his job to protect her AND provide for her happiness. And at the end of the other movie, the other teenager gets to understand her PARENT, is justified for the destruction she caused because really she should’ve been allowed to have her way all along—and the parent is only rewarded when she lays off and quits protecting her child.

Unbelievable. 

[alex-just-vibing]

i.. . like my voice??????

[altruistic-meme]

a bitch is now certified to drive 😎

[glazedsnail]

My sketch app crashed as I was working on Shane tiddies.

Weakling.

[lemme-just-oops]

Hello! So I’ve had this funny idea going around in my head for a bit, you know how the default mc profile pic is a polar bear and how some artists draw them as just a polar bear? Well my crack idea is that the mc is a human, but they have a polar bear with them as an emotional support animal. Just this giant bear, that is taller than most people trudging along through the hallways, trying to fit through doors because it’s too fluffy and big, just silly thoughts.

So basically my request is can you please write some headcanons with how the boys live around an mc who has an emotional support polar bear walking around with them 24/7?

Alpheratz: This man is actually kind of jealous about the bear. Not because it has very limited responsibilities despite its strength, or that it is near you all around, but because of its size. It looks so fluffy too, so he needs it to let him take a nap on it. Not that he would make a persistant effort about how much he wants to do it, but he makes an occasional effort.

Arcturus: He is frightened, despite your animal being well trained. But he does worry about its well-being, especially when summer arrives. Does he offer shaving it? Yes. But does he flinch with all of its movement? Also yes. And despite always being scared, he never misses a chance to invite you to hanging out.

Pollux: Do not ever leave him alone with your support animal! Not even when you go to the bathroom! THIS IS AN URGENT WARNING! This man has the curiosity of a scientist with the common sense of a kid! "How far can it open its mouth?", he may ask, shortly before trying to put his head inside its mouth to look at its teeth. Your support animal may be a perfectly trained one, but that does not save you from the heartattacks you get when you turn your back for 0.5 seconds.

Sirius: He wants to feed the bear so desperately, but he knows not to distract it from its duties. Knows way too much about polar bear body language to immediately tell when it loses concentration, and will lead it back on track. When asked how he knows, he says that the mind of a polar bear and an owner are not too different. Even in appearance they look similar. Keep that phrase in mind, because he will often say that he likes the absolute units of a paw of your bear. Maybe he will transform into your bear someday and watch how long it takes for you to figure out which of them is your actual pet.

Spica: This man is just in love with your bear. Its magnificent size, how healthy it must be that its fur is so bright. He lives and thrives when he encounters the two of you, though he will not talk about your support animal unless you bring it up or he is concerned about its well-being. Though, emotional support animals do not count as service animals and he cannot give you loose permissions just because you two are on good terms. Your pet is sadly not allowed in most classrooms for several safety reasons, and he must hold you to that standard.

Vega: He feels so small near your pet, even as it simply lays on the ground. His cautious personality does not change a lot around your animal, and he always greets it by letting it sniff his hand. Is that his attempt of booping its nose without ever saying it? Yes. Will he ask you if you can ride it like a war animal? Also yes, and if you do, he wants to ride on it too. In fact, he expresses jealousy because in his clan they have a list of permitted service animals and he does not think they are as cool. Because -according to him- no one would want to ride a wyvern or flying whale.

[naliahh]

I just wanna give off Lois Lane energy

[yyunari]

the girlie urge to buy laufey tickets

[mxmade-up]

Idk I’m thinking Mx might not be very compatible with how fluid my genders been

[o-finn-bem-viado]

okay so im gonna start season 3

but im a bit confussed

is Elias, like, the eye?

[the-dragon-mizu]

not me creating a whole ass arrangement of blood sport for guitar in a little under an hour completely from scratch (it is past midnight and the brain rot will not leave me alone)

[randolizzard]

literally the only reason i wanted a cool theme for my tumblr site is too have cool BLINKIES & STAMPS and finally after a few years i think i learned at least 1% coding and, as a normal human being, I FINALLY CAN HAVE SOME COOL BLINKIES & STAMPS

[elysiumcalled]

I’m just gonna become a cat so I don’t have to worry about finding a pair of jeans that fit