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sometimes i remember that daniel literally called elise b*tch when the girl was like 9-11??
on russian that replica sounded more soft because on russian he didn't mean IT i guess our translators might think that would be too harsh to call a little girl like this and that is the whole point that is truly horrifying he was capable of insulting a child with this awful dirty word
like i do understand he said this under an affect because he was actually mad and the least he could think about and try to pick is the language in this kind of situation but still it gives real chills that he just DID IT.......
and we do remember he called her like that right after killing her with an atrocity ;)
#amnesia the dark descent#daniel of mayfair#and one of my followers even told me that he was like his father at that moment like the agression of his father was shown there#we hate canon#elise zimmerman
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Get in the car if you are asexual aroace or aromantic

#aroace#asexual#aromantic#asexual pride#asexuality#aromantic pride#aromantism#aroace pride#we hate allosexuality#trio of forgotten sexualities#trio of invalid sexualities 😭#we deserve recognition#Regina George meme#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#arospec#acespec#aroace spectrum#aro/ace#meme#you are valid#canon#facts
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An oh moment of sorts
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#agent stone#dr ivo robotnik#stone is learning some things. not necessarily the ones robotnik is trying to teach him#robotnik: being a common idiot must be hard. they're very slow to react sometimes#stone: *loading*#pre canon stobotnik my beloved#i like to think stone hated robotnik at first#that kind of devotions must be earned u know?#I was going to include stone's thoughts here#but i decided it was funnier if we just don't know#anyway i have at least one more joke for them so i'll be back
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okay listen. i know there's already one video about The Fucking Creep out there. but i NEED to share one of my favourite Creep Moments.
#buckshot roulette#hollowtones#kuueater#shinigamieater#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what I call shitposting#stream is kuu's VOD of it on youtube (tumblr hates links). go watch The Creep in action#dollip daze#dollip#lynn#<- i would tag these two properly but i can't find channel sources. wailing crying etc#but this will find it's audience. i believe.#we NEED creep to be canon lore in buckshot. just like in the back.#people would rather face dealer than creep so dealer just lets them chill in the basement 👍
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“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)
#first scene together vs last scene together#the gays successfully ran away together in canon#VICTORY!!#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#we got to see hugh laurie’s dilf maturity and rsl’s twink death#we truly are blessed#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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plot bunny: What if Lila/Iris was a random person who found Ladybug dead and decided to impersonate her so that the city could still have their hero.


#lila is interesting because i see her as less of a character and as more of a set of rules#theoretically within what the show has given us lila could be *anything*#we know nothing about her and i doubt we ever will so she's PERFECT for projecting interiority#she's given no canon hobbies and an intentionally confusing backstory#and HARDLY A CONCRETE MOTIVE TO SPEAK OF#she just has to lie and have multiple identities and boom! you have A Lila#early season lila fans will hate me for this and i'm sorry#lila rossi#iris verdi#cerise bianca#ml ladybug#ml ladynoir#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#ml chat noir#miraculous ladynoir#miraculous fandom#miraculous lb#adrien agreste#mlb adrien#miraculous adrien#mlb lila#miraculous lila#wissym doodles
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Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mouthwashing#lan wangji#wei wuxian#A mouthwashing crossover was always the plan but I ran out of time for a bigger comic. So a doodle it is!#***I am about to talk about some stuff that is not for the squeamish so please take caution from here on out***:#Okay. I know that people who know what goes down in mouthwashing are seeing this and going 'OP Why?'#BUT HERE ME OUT: Wangxian's canon kink dynamic would not bat an eye at this.#You think Wei 'I love being tied up and at the mercy of my loved one' Wuxian would *pass* on amputee-caregiver abuse roleplay???#No! He's a freak like that! 'Oh nooo I have only residual limbs and no voice to protest. And I need to take my medicine...'#Oh we even have a bonus cannibalism thing going on here. Maybe WWX needs to bring cannibalism into the bedroom. To heal.#They are not sane nor safe but certainly consensual.#Convincing Lan Wangji to get into the Jimmy cosplay is probably the most unrealistic part of this.#We hate Jimmy. That's why he is such an amazing character.#LWJ is his near polar opposite. Man takes responsibility like it's his daily vitamin.#edit: how could I forget. Happy birthday to wei wuxian. Being a freak in peace is the ultimate gift I can give him.
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girlcoded sam readings are like. his arcs are so tied up with control and bodily autonomy and sexual assault and otherness and cleanness and a desire for freedom and rebellion against oppressive masculine forces to the point where an examination of his show-long arcs looks like a thesis on The Female Gothic. he’s never afforded the respect or the power of characters like john and dean and is in fact narratively punished whenever he isn’t subservient to them. both the show itself and the fandom surrounding it treat him like dean’s bitch wife. he is textually compared to female characters multiple times, by the narrative and by dean.
and then meanwhile girlcoded dean readings are like. Eldest daughter core! (his father handed down ultimate control over every aspect of sam’s life once he died like a family heirloom)(he is THE patriarch). Yes he does the cooking yes he does the cleaning (which he doesn’t even…. and even if he solely did all the housework how does that make him Girl Coded unless it’s being delegated exclusively to him like its his role and he’s punished for not conforming to it… which is not happening…).
like girlcoded dean readings rely on stereotypes about women in real life. girlcoded sam readings rely on noticing how much the narrative constructed around sam falls into tropes used in fiction almost always about women. even things like his psychic powers! the way people are always swarming around trying to ‘corrupt’ him! the fixation on his purity and innocence! the two readings are very different things
#no hate to girldean truthers thats a totally different thing#i myself have written like 5k words on a theoretical girl dean winchester but that is very much an AU thats infinitely fascinating to me#and not whatsoever rated to actual canon dean who is the definition of patriarch#anyway. <3#spn fandom only place where we have debates over the female coding of the two male main characters#i know some people find it annoying to fixate so much on sam being girl coded or whatever in lieu of focusing on actual female characters#and like yeah i get that. but. this is my blog and i think about sam 24/7 and i am a hater#spn#oliver talks#supernatural#female coding#sam winchester#dean winchester#bitch jerk#favourite daughter
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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!
#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#st:tos#it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333#it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333#jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target#bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING#spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to#mcspirk
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After Jason found out Superman was the reason Batman didn't kill Joker and he's being petty even if he has come around to understanding why it had to be stopped.
Red Hood: Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Aquaman—
Red Hood turned to Superman, an intense glare in his eyes.
Red Hood: You don't deserve to be out here enjoying the sun. You should be in a cave.
Superman (defensive): If he had killed him, it would have sparked a war! I stopped him before he made a colossal mistake.
Red Hood (shaking with anger): You're lucky I don’t have kryptonite bullets anymore!
Superman (sighing): Batman, can you tell him what I said?
Batman, too busy sipping his coffee, barely registered the conversation.
Batman (setting down his cup, a distracted expression on his face): Huh? Um, Red Hood, go to the car, and thanks for directing your anger at Superman.
Red Hood (rolling his eyes): You’re still an asshole too, but you’re welcome.
Red Hood walked over to the Batmobile, leaving Superman to glare at his friend.
Batman (calm): Thanks for taking accountability there. He knows I can’t kill because I’d be driven insane and turn into a mass murderer.
Superman (resigned): I... I'm just going to take that as a compliment because you said thanks.
Wonder Woman (perplexed): Batman I don't think... Wait, that actually makes sense.
Superman (scrunching his brow): So I should've killed him?
Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Arrow (in unison): No, no, no, no, nope, nope!
Superman (frustrated): Okay… so then who?
Batman (nodding): Wonder Woman.
Green Arrow: Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman (prideful): Yeah, me.
#batfamily#batman#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily headcanons#jason todd#batfamily fanfiction#bruce wayne#batfamily adventures#superman#this isn't sending hate to superman this just feels like Jason's reaction after finding out the full story#flash fiction#batfamily fluff#microfiction#batfamily comedy#script fic#batfamily funny#dc fanfiction#writers on tumblr#batfamily wholesome#canon divergence#batfamily feels#writer of ao3#no beta we die like jason todd
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I have a personal vendetta against every fic where Cooper teaches Lucy to shoot
#don’t get me wrong i like the trope as much as the next person#but are we forgetting Lucy is canonically a great shot!#like she was in a rifle club back in the vault#no hate tho bc the fics are always super well written#lucy maclean#fallout#fallout tv series#fallout prime#the ghoul#cooper howard#fanart#ghoulcy#vaultghoul
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Dreamfyre you’re still the mother of Daenerys’s dragons in my heart and will be until GRRM comes out of his hole to tell me otherwise

#house of the dragon#anti ryan condal#hotd#hotd s2#anti hotd#DREAMFYRE DESERVED BETTER#I hate the idea that Syrax mothered Dany’s dragons because it doesn’t make sense#Arrax and Vermax look nothing like Drogon Viserion or Rhaegal#plus why the fuck are they in the vale?#until GRRM tells me otherwise#Elissa Farman took Dany’s eggs to Westeros because of her love for Rhaena Targaryen#we don’t even see Dreamfyre on screen#IM DEVASTASTED#I refuse to believe this is real#Ryan Condal you can’t fucking rewrite the literal history of the world for your own fanfic ends#I can cause I’m not making money off it but at least I stick to fucking canon
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I'm honestly so glad they introduced a new protagonist. Not just because Rook is a darling, but also because Inquisitor would have been a horrible choice for the story they wrote.
#🌞#🎮#ramblings#The Inquisitor is a character that is faceless and lacking in personality by definition. I ranted on and on that they foil Solas as#his Fen'Harel persona NOT the Solas core.#They lack personal identity behind the title; Rook has no political standing for the most part and their 'title' is personal.#They got the name either because they think in straight lines or because they cheat in games. Whichever one is canon.#That's a personality trait. Rook is defined through their origin & qualities that have nothing to do with political profess.#If I may— Rook's main canon trait goes directly against political qualities? They're exiled for that?#And like I know that most people headcanoned 90% of their Inquisitors because what else can you do but it's like. Not in the game.#So y e a h having a new protagonist that actually foils Solas as Solas was a good decision.#I get that some people are really attached to their Inquisitors and sure they could have polished that dialogue a little more.#Introducing Inquisitor as a protagonist past-Trespasser is deconstructing them as a character. Or just making Trespasser 2.0#Sorry for the rant every time I see a 'Inquisitor would be a better protagonist' comment I wonder if we played the same DAI.#'cause no they're a politician with frankly 0 standing in the North. No one past Free Marches CARES who the Inquisitor is.#Well Tevinter hates them.
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The biggest misconception in the bsd fandom ever to me is people constantly portraying Atsushi as someone who trauma dumps excessively when he canonically barely talks about it at all.
The entire point is that Atsushi does not talk about his trauma he’s just constantly reliving it. He can’t escape the memories of his past so he tries not to acknowledge them.
He only mentions it when asked, either directly or when someone asks him to explain himself.
Atsushi doesn’t even give a cohesive explanation for what he saw while under Dogra Magra, he just apologizes to Haruno and Naomi.
If Lucy hadn’t had her whole “you’ve never suffered the way I have” spiel then I doubt even the audience would’ve gotten to find out about his scars
If Akutagawa never asked him how it felt for the orphanage headmaster to die Atsushi would have never told him that he’s been hallucinating.
In the omake where Kyoka asks him why his hair is like that it’s clear he wouldn’t have told her that unless she had asked.
In 55 minutes Atsushi very briefly mentions sleeping on a dirty floor somewhere to Kunikida because he was trying to explain and justify his behavior.
And the thing is there are scenes that implies the other characters see Atsushi behaving strangely and are visibly confused because they do not understand what’s wrong with him.

Remember, we as an audience get to see things about characters that the main cast doesn’t. Just because we see into Atsushi’s mind doesn’t mean the other characters know what’s going on in there.
#bsd#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#nakajima atsushi#idk#on the floor wallowing in pain as we speak#bungou stray dogs#tagging is hard and i’m lazy#I love the Atsushi trauma dumping for no reason headcanon too#but I have to complain about it not being canon accurate#just don’t put it in fanfiction ok that’s all I ask#Guys let atsushi be painstakingly vague about his past in peace stop ruining it#atsushi#Atsushi hated pain#but pain had been an intimate- dies#anybody have fanfic recs with this concept or do I have to write them myself#idk guys you’ll just never catch me writing anything where the other characters truly understand Atsushi#sorry#Kunikida will never be written to know what the fuck is wrong with him for as long as I live#He just gives up#at some point
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HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.



You think so, huh?
#myart#my art#art#sketch#spy x family#Becky’s first bolt#full color version on ko-fi#drawing the kids in the transition phase of canon designs to mine is hard#what are even children#damianya#damien desmond#bill watkins#becky blackbell#anya forger#emile elman#ewen egeburg#Becky: notorious verbal murderer#that not funny forger gimme back my money#you can’t just take back a donation#think of the children#I did and I hate you#Anya hand me my half#I won the bet Damien owes me twenty#stay out of it Emile#you’re such an ass Emile#hey real talk should we help Bill#I value my eyes Ewen#no you don’t your stupid hair makes that clear#no wait please Ewen I didn’t mean it OW HEY THATS MY POMPADOUR ASSHOLE!#sxf fanart
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Vanto eyed him thoughtfully. “What about you, Commander? Why do you seek high rank?” It was a question many had asked over the years. Thrawn had asked it of himself. The answer never seemed to satisfy the questioner. “Because there are problems that must be solved. Some cannot be solved by anyone except me.” “I see.” [...] Vanto had now asked the question. He was no more satisfied than anyone who had come before him. Thrawn wondered if anyone would ever be satisfied. Or would ever truly understand. —Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn
#thrawn#morgan elsbeth#tales of the empire#star wars#swedit#toteedit#userbarriss#cohborikardok#*gffa#*tote#*thrawn#i love reading canon star wars books i love following canon and continuity across media UNLIKE OTHERS#and by others i mean david cowboy hat man#anyway!#this could've been so much worse!#i guess the appearance of rukh and pellaeon while thrawn's an ADMIRAL can be explained away!#funny how we always have to EXPLAIN STUFF AWAY!!!!!!!#i hate being a thrawn stan dfgsfgh
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