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TWIN PEAKS | 1.01

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Thor: secrets secrets are no fun unless you tell me because I want to know them please let me know

Bruce: I’m pretty sure that’s not how the saying goes

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So bored rn

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Siren Stephen x Merman Tony my beloved.

HCs :D

-Tony loves going to the surface instead of staying away from humans. Stephen loves going deeper instead of luring sailors.

-Stephen loves all the deep sea animals that they live with (Bats is a ghost jelly!)

-Tony collects items from shipwrecks and builds with them (Stephen may or may not have been the cause of some of these wrecks. Look a siren’s job is messy alright?)

-Stephen’s sanctum is a deep underwater cave, decorated with shiny jewels and shells

-Tony’s tower is a semi-inactive underwater volcano. He uses the running parts to weld.

https://meiker.io/play/15459/online.html

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Out of Touch

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Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate :) May the gods bless us with love and prosperous relationships. Khaîre be to gentle and blessed lady Hestia, to the Olympians, to the immortals of Gaia, to our ancestors. Praise be to love in all its forms ❤️❤️❤️

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*Tony texting Stephen*

Tony: Nice tits

Wong: This is their boyfriend.

Tony: Tell them I said “nice tits”

Wong: Where do you want to be buried?

Tony: In them titties lmfaooo

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*Stephen and Tony on a spaceship*

Stephen: oh, please- the day I sleep with you is the day the world ends in a big, fiery mess!

*Cue earth exploding in the distance*

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony:…So 7:00 PM?

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Came to me in the shower

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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Doctor Stephen Strange HCs because that’s my spoink spoddle and I love them

Uses they/them pronouns (gender-fluid)

Found out they were intersex at 16 after being afab. Caused an unfortunate amount of tension in their house as a result, which eventually became one of the many reasons they ran away two years later.

Wasian- French mother, Japanese father

Goth. They’re goth.

Actually very good at makeup, although they now need to use magic to help since the use of their hands is very limited

Has a LOT of piercings- ears, nose, lips, tongue, etc.. They got a majority of them as a teenager, but never wore them when they were a doctor. After the accident and the Kamar-Taj, they began to wear them again/get new piercings as well.

They have two pets- Bats the basset hound (of course), and black cat (not sure on the breed yet, feel free to give suggestions) named Chimera, who serves as their familiar.

Really good at strategy games and puzzles

When they’re comfortable with you, they’re actually a very physically affectionate person

They can’t really hold hands with people due to the pain, so instead they’ll lock arms or cross wrists. The first time they offered their wrist to Tony, he was surprised, but didn’t question it.

Likes experimenting with their hair- side shaves, undercuts, braids, buns, etc.. (I’m a long hair Strange fan, thanks to Fall Sunrise)

Incredibly pale and cold to the touch, almost like a corpse. Doesn’t help that they’re able to go long periods of time without breathing.

Riding off that last one, long time exposure to magic can give sorcerers some odd side effects- not necessarily bad, but just odd. For Stephen, they’re able to (as mentioned) go without breathing and blinking for good chunks of time, contort their body unnaturally, spin their head 360, and can no longer eat food from earth (last part is canon, no one ever talks about it tho :( I think it’s so interesting)

Autistic. Their special interest is music- specifically 70s and 80s. They know the most obscure facts about band members, production, record labels, etc..

When they experience intense emotions/are really tired, their body shifts between their human form and a more eldritch appearance

They almost always have the cloak on them somehow- scarf form, hair tie, choker, just straight up cloak form, etc..

Very blunt. If you want an honest opinion, you’re gonna get one.

Speaks numerous languages: English, French, Japanese, Spanish, Nepali, Latin, and a handful of other dimensional tongues. Knows ASL.

Silver and gold jewelry mixer

Feel free to share some of your hcs/ask about mine! Much love!

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*While Stephen is at the Kamar-Taj*

Tony: I miss the cold arms of my lover…

Natasha: “Cold?”

Tony: Yeah they have some weird body temperature thing going on they told me not to worry about it though.

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*X-Mansion Thanksgiving*

Jean: Would anyone like some cranberry juice?

Logan: Sure, I’ll have some.

Wade: Ayyyy, I know that cookie good!

Logan:

Jean:

Scott:

Rogue:

Everyone else at the table:

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❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

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Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

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Lucky the pizza dog and Jonathan the wolverine in

Hawkeye (2016) #12

Art by: Michael Walsh

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Logan: ok, you can flirt with me, but you have one shot.

Wade: ok…um…your ass is so fat it makes me want to kill myself-

Logan: no.

Wade: yeah ok that’s fair.