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Forgive me for the wonky cropping lol. I’m not much of a drawer, so I’ve been using Hero Forge recently for character designs! Here’s a cute little Terzomega dancing scene :)

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Terzo has a cat that pretty much runs the ministry.

Well, not actually. But she thinks she does.

Her name is Vampira, and she’s a Turkish Angora with jet black fur and piercing green eyes. She was a gift from Omega after Terzo’s resurrection, with his thought process being that she could help him adjust to a normal (or as normal as the former antipope could have) life. She was about six months old when he got her, still working through that kitten energy.

It seemed like a perfect fit. Terzo was in love with her right away, and she with him. They became inseparable. As she became more familiar with her surroundings, Vampira would stroll the ministry grounds during the day, either with her Papa or on her own (although she was usually spotted by a ghoul, who would keep an eye on her afterwards).

And like Terzo, she’s an absolute diva. Gorgeous coat, loves her naps, always has her head up, etc.. She’s spoiled rotten by the man- always served wet food, showered with toys, with a custom violet collar. She makes the ministry hers, lounging about wherever she pleases and sunbathing in Primo’s garden. She walks about as if the whole property is hers and hers alone.

Copia worries that she’s going to go after his rats one day, but despite her attitude, she’s harmless (although it seems she does like to perch high up and wack Secondo’s head when he passes by. And chase Nihil’s ghost around, like she knows he’s scared of cats. And hisses at anyone who comes close when she and Terzo are cuddling).

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This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

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Happy Ides of March!!

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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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Silly little HC that instead of opera and soft music being the thing that helps Bruce calm down, it’s like…thrasher metal and hardcore punk.

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Tony: Dude are you alright? You haven’t moved in like five minutes.

Bruce who’s been hitting his pen all day: 🔴👄🔴 wha t?

Huge fan of Bruce being a big stoner. Like yeah. Sure.

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Huge fan of Bruce being a big stoner. Like yeah. Sure.

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me finally at home able to listen to satanized at full volume like

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TWIN PEAKS | 1.01

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Thor: secrets secrets are no fun unless you tell me because I want to know them please let me know

Bruce: I’m pretty sure that’s not how the saying goes

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So bored rn

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Siren Stephen x Merman Tony my beloved.

HCs :D

-Tony loves going to the surface instead of staying away from humans. Stephen loves going deeper instead of luring sailors.

-Stephen loves all the deep sea animals that they live with (Bats is a ghost jelly!)

-Tony collects items from shipwrecks and builds with them (Stephen may or may not have been the cause of some of these wrecks. Look a siren’s job is messy alright?)

-Stephen’s sanctum is a deep underwater cave, decorated with shiny jewels and shells

-Tony’s tower is a semi-inactive underwater volcano. He uses the running parts to weld.

https://meiker.io/play/15459/online.html

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