#walked in to that one
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Hello, 911? I just witnessed a murder
tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct
#happy now mistrum#<3 prev tags?#lmao nah I’m happy to do it#epic burn#walked in to that one#penis jokes#funny#AF
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*Talia visiting Damian*
Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*
Damian: I am doing well mother
Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*
Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*
Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.
Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals
Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*
Dick: *throws it back*
#Dick hates Talia its so funny that he loves damian so much#dick grayson#nightwing#talia al ghul#damian wayne#robin#batman#dc comics#comics#damian knows what their doing but hes not touching that drama for anything#they have beef spanning decades bruce can deal with it#bruce: *walks in* *sees Dick and Talia in the same room* *walks out*#bruce wayne#incorect quote#incorect batfam#batfam#batfamily#dicks beef is canon btw. he hates her and ras. he is brutalias number one hater he wants her out of their lives#i saw a compilation of dick hating talia and i was like `its so funny that he loves damian when he lothes talia`#they promised not to fight in front of Damian.... they never agreed to not fight behind or over him
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streamer au ??????? video game au ???
#never stop blowing up#dimension 20#d20#clay does art#it’s literally so good. it’s so good#important notes:#it’s a viddey game#they play as their jumanji counterparts. this game is in my mind is sort of like hitman but multiplayer for a story arc.#with. somehow with a proximity chat or like phasmophobia walkie talkies#they may or may not all stream but dang certainly does#usha does not like her characters appearance and no one can walk her through changing it#no id#dimension 20 nsbu
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s’alright, it was a pretty small chance he would’ve gotten hit
#wild life smp spoilers#LETS GO. NEW LIFE SERIES DROP#way too close for comfort :sob:#that mining session was so cartoonish. i cant believe they all walked off the edge one by one :skull:#traffic smp#trafficblr#wild life#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#grian#paranoia group raised eyebrow#mcyt#doodle arc
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#chris fleming#how is he the funniest person alive. how many niche references can one person make#comedy gods walk among us#this is truly so wild to me like I’m crying#the call her daddy girls hitting him with a rivian#I can’t
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Maiden of Light
#artists on tumblr#i'm so ready to be over winter#spring and warm weather can't come soon enough#my mood is directly linked to the temperature#so i'm trying to cope by channeling my nordic roots#lucia maiden is a cool bit of culture that i always liked as a kid#the whole school would be standing along the long hallway#in the dark#holding candles#while the one chosen as lucia would walk through it with a wreath and candles on her head and we all sing the Sankta Lucia song#i'm not religious but#the VIBES#were immaculate
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heron puppet wip 3
#the boy and the heron#ghibli#not especially articulate but it's more of a walking puppet than anything#the eyes do move but not in a cool way just in a practical one#space inside is too small for moving eyes
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𝖠𝗇 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝗎 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗍
#isn’t she a beauty?#cats#cottagecore#nature#Linda evangelista who??#naturecore#animals#photography#I love her#sometimes she just walks into our apartment like she owns the place#gotta admire her confidence#heard she’s quite the nuisance to one of the other cats that live her tho#but! she’s moving! as of whenever! and that’s so sad :(#I’ll miss her and her owner a lot#it’s a norwegian forest cat btw
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typical tavern scene
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art#trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one#tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao#I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not#mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy#not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2#that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door#and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me#okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun#have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream
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gift made for unwrapping 🎁
#my art#nanami kento#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#sir give me five min and one of us is walking out pregnant#hint: it wont be me#what 😀
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I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?
#i'm not taking the test but i am doing research into the kinds of questions these use#this one was on the mensa qualifier (which seems to have been written when dinosaurs walked the earth)
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my troubled perfect princess who deserves 400 years in jail <3
#i have Such an obsession with this man's profile i fear this is becoming like a nam seonho circa 2021 moment for me. oh no#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#armand#no one will understand this fuckass reference except maybe my treasured eastern european mutuals (do any of u weirdos watch this show)#but i was listening to Najdraga Moja by toshe proevski while i was sketching these and like. fuck. armand amv moment but truly#можам да не те сакам. не и да заборавам. а за тоа ти си ми должна до крај. like literally lol what if i walk into the ocean#my art#fanart
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what’s happened now?? oh pangur….
#she was JUST AT the vet for her solensia shot#this morning everything was fine#then around noon she walked into the room with one eye half-shut and leaking yellow-green mucus#pal??? what happened?#I’ll give it another day or so to see if it clears on its own
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happy pride to these two for saying the gayest shit almost 60 years ago on television and singlehandedly inventing slash fiction
#it's only one of the thousands of examples#the shameless flirting on the bridge in front of everyone always gets me#they walked so we can run#in gay terms#pride#pride month#gay#star trek#star trek tos#james t kirk#kirk#spock#spirk#tos spirk#lgbt#i love the colored tags its so cooool#queer
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a little victorian boy and his elderly maiden aunts
[i love @pangur-and-grim's weird cats and wanted to draw them beatrix potter style]
#em draws stuff#other people's cats#I Forgor what my tag for beatrixpotterifications was...#I love freaky miss fairy and round bobo and the New Baby young mister hoop-and-stick and so I Had to draw them#pangur's outfit is based on a walking suit from 1897; grim's outfit is based on a cozy winter ensemble from 1892#both slightly modified for being on Kittycat Ladies...#belphegor's outfit is. an amalgamation of cover illustrations for little lord fauntleroy. I couldn't resist.#still not entirely satisfied with grim... she's a hard one to capture. beautiful glaring grumping lady.
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