#epic burn
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
brotherhumphrey · 3 days ago
Note
Good morrow brother Humphrey, it's brother Sampson. Forgive me, I just had to check what a 'Minecraft parkour' is, and good lord in heaven above. No wonder you don't know where the armaria are. Your brain must be as rotted as a fish jumped free of stream and left to shrivel and spoil under the summer sun. Get off your phone and take a walk around farnham. Take in the sites, I beg of you. Mosey past the castle, attempt to feel the lawns beneath your palms before you are caught and chased away by the guards. I beg of thee. Listen to me in scriptorium.
ur mom
29 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
epic burn
23 notes · View notes
muddypolitics · 2 years ago
Video
youtube
(via Mehdi debates Matt Taibbi on the 'Twitter Files' and Elon Musk)
wow 
Matt Taibbi is either an epic idiot, or he has sold his soul to elon musk for (hopefully) a lot of money
26 notes · View notes
worstloki · 7 months ago
Text
You are not immune to the whims of the many nor the few
3 notes · View notes
mattsmemes · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
tapakah0 · 5 months ago
Text
Animation based on this gorgeous animatic that I kept rewatching for 2 months (and finally gave up) made by @wolfythewitch
4K notes · View notes
megofwands · 2 years ago
Text
me: sometimes I feel I am TOO interested in the grotesque, but I learn a lot from it!
my father: with your childhood, why wouldn’t you be🤨
😳🧍
1 note · View note
vyunok-obyknovenniy · 1 year ago
Text
Get ready with me to build a giant wooden horse
Tumblr media
Did I just spend 3 days drawing that eyeliner meme? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm very late to this year's inktober but nevertheless I'm here))) I decided to combine the official prompt list with the classicstober here, specifically prompt 15 - dagger and prompt 20 - Odysseus. I don't know, if I will draw any other prompts, but this one was fun and I hope you like it :)
The dagger was based on Mycenaean daggers in the national archeological museum in Athens and some Mycenaean dagger reproductions I saw, the scene depicted is Odysseus hunting Athena' boar. I hc this dagger was either a gift from Athena herself or from Autolycus, I haven't decided yet.
3K notes · View notes
girlcaelius · 27 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
lest we forget cicero's beautiful 'your mom' joke
447 notes · View notes
epicfirestormer · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Hi I'm new here, has anyone made this joke yet
546 notes · View notes
bigidiotenergytm · 13 days ago
Note
how do you think Poseidon feels about Zeus getting a free pass to kiss ody in @anniflamma ‘s new animatic? :)
Tumblr media
i listened to hellfire while drawing this so i think that should tell u how he feels bout it
346 notes · View notes
statleragainstposers · 6 months ago
Text
@the-muppet-joker When I reveal his fraud to the world.
Tumblr media
325 notes · View notes
mattsmemes · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
0 notes
vintake-ss · 4 months ago
Text
"Boy. When's your tramp of a mother gonna pick a new husband"
"Oowaooo"
Why is it giving High Schoolers going "ooooooh" after someone drops a yo mama joke 💀
Like
Tumblr media
997 notes · View notes
xmascritter · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
I wanted to do something for Epithet Erased's 5 year anniversary, so have the rabbit knight, in all her glory!
151 notes · View notes
statleragainstposers · 6 months ago
Text
I, too, dislike the musings of Taylor Swift, but even her mediocre lyrics far surpass your amateur Muppet smut.
Sigh. It is hard having above average intelligence in a world hellbent on hating on real artisis while praising conformity and mediocrity. Every day I am attacked by the Swifties for calling out their leader's basic music and mindlessly dull lyricism, while I and my objectively better art are shoved to the sidelines. I should be packing stadiums with eager minds ready to absorb my writing, and yet, the youths and the feminists flock to Taylor Swift like mindless sheep. It makes me Pissed Off and Sad for this generation........
200 notes · View notes