#epic burn

[brotherhumphrey]

Good morrow brother Humphrey, it's brother Sampson. Forgive me, I just had to check what a 'Minecraft parkour' is, and good lord in heaven above. No wonder you don't know where the armaria are. Your brain must be as rotted as a fish jumped free of stream and left to shrivel and spoil under the summer sun. Get off your phone and take a walk around farnham. Take in the sites, I beg of you. Mosey past the castle, attempt to feel the lawns beneath your palms before you are caught and chased away by the guards. I beg of thee. Listen to me in scriptorium.

ur mom

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

epic burn

[muddypolitics]

(via Mehdi debates Matt Taibbi on the 'Twitter Files' and Elon Musk)

wow 

Matt Taibbi is either an epic idiot, or he has sold his soul to elon musk for (hopefully) a lot of money

[worstloki]

You are not immune to the whims of the many nor the few

[mattsmemes]

[tapakah0]

Animation based on this gorgeous animatic that I kept rewatching for 2 months (and finally gave up) made by @wolfythewitch

[megofwands]

me: sometimes I feel I am TOO interested in the grotesque, but I learn a lot from it!

my father: with your childhood, why wouldn’t you be🤨

😳🧍

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

Get ready with me to build a giant wooden horse

Did I just spend 3 days drawing that eyeliner meme? Yes. Yes, I did.

I'm very late to this year's inktober but nevertheless I'm here))) I decided to combine the official prompt list with the classicstober here, specifically prompt 15 - dagger and prompt 20 - Odysseus. I don't know, if I will draw any other prompts, but this one was fun and I hope you like it :)

The dagger was based on Mycenaean daggers in the national archeological museum in Athens and some Mycenaean dagger reproductions I saw, the scene depicted is Odysseus hunting Athena' boar. I hc this dagger was either a gift from Athena herself or from Autolycus, I haven't decided yet.

[statleragainstposers]

@the-muppet-joker When I reveal his fraud to the world.

[bigidiotenergytm]

how do you think Poseidon feels about Zeus getting a free pass to kiss ody in @anniflamma ‘s new animatic? :)

i listened to hellfire while drawing this so i think that should tell u how he feels bout it

[girlcaelius]

lest we forget cicero's beautiful 'your mom' joke

[epicfirestormer]

Hi I'm new here, has anyone made this joke yet

[statleragainstposers]

I, too, dislike the musings of Taylor Swift, but even her mediocre lyrics far surpass your amateur Muppet smut.

Sigh. It is hard having above average intelligence in a world hellbent on hating on real artisis while praising conformity and mediocrity. Every day I am attacked by the Swifties for calling out their leader's basic music and mindlessly dull lyricism, while I and my objectively better art are shoved to the sidelines. I should be packing stadiums with eager minds ready to absorb my writing, and yet, the youths and the feminists flock to Taylor Swift like mindless sheep. It makes me Pissed Off and Sad for this generation........

[vintake-ss]

"Boy. When's your tramp of a mother gonna pick a new husband"

"Oowaooo"

Why is it giving High Schoolers going "ooooooh" after someone drops a yo mama joke 💀

Like

[mattsmemes]

[ziracona]

Here have a collection of FGO quotes so good I saved them to use as reaction images