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Cletus: May I have one of your french fries, dear?
Frances: Of course! Can I have a bite of your sandwich?
Cletus: Absolutely not.
Venom: Some “perfect couple”. He won’t even share his food with her.
Cletus: It's got meat in it. She can't eat it.
Eddie [inching away]: Is that a people burger you're eating?
Cletus [annoyed]: I swear, you eat your grandma one time and forever they call you a--No, Eddie. It's just roast beef...
Carnage [disgusted]: Already dead, unfortunately. You humans and carrion. [Intrigued] But also with lettuce, tomato, grey poupon...
Cletus: Anyway, she can't eat any meat.
Frances: It reacts poorly with my mutations.
Carnage: Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Frances to die, father..?
Venom [pouting]: Well, I share my food with Eddie.
Carnage: Your host doesn't even like to eat people. It's inconsiderate.
#venom#carnage found family au#shriekingcarnage#symbrock#cletus kasady#frances barrison#venom symbiote#eddie brock#carnage#carnage symbiote#eddie & cletus#eddie & frances#comedy#source: the big bang theory#incorrect venom quotes#incorrect quotes#marvel#cletus x frances#adapted incorrect quotes#vegan!Frances#tw: food issues
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hear me out guys james mcavoys charles in the krakoa charles fit…
the ideal timeline is where instead of getting dark phoenix we waited like two years and got a krakoa movie and then i get escorted out of the movie theater for being Not Normal about bald mcavoy in the black suit and fuck-off chrome-dome helmet
#snap chats#the only losses would be the paris proposal and train fight but i think the sacrifice is necessary#i woudlve been so obnoxious in the movie theater i promise#they wouldnt but i do wonder if they did adapt krakoa what parts of it would they adapt ... just the beginning ?? probably#also unrelated i ordered vegan chicken for dinner but im 90% sure this is real meat. not a serious issue just an Oh Ok thing LOL#both are tasty to me ill live#anyways. back to the ramble.#i wish we got to see michael with white hair ....... im never forgiving apocalypse for not going through with that idea IT WOULDVE BEEN PER#WHATEVER ILL LIVE. im going to eat my salad now ..... the chickens all done .....
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Fall Chopped Salad with Spinach, Butternut Squash, Apples & Cheddar. - 185 kcal/5g protein
Servings: 8 - 185 kcal/5g protein per 1.25 cup serving
1 small (1 1/2 pounds) butternut squash, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch dice (about 4 cups)
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
½ teaspoon salt, divided
½ teaspoon ground pepper, divided
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon maple syrup
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
8 cups packed baby spinach, roughly chopped
1 medium Honeycrisp apple, diced
½ cup diced sharp Cheddar cheese
½ cup toasted chopped pecans
Stir squash, garlic, 1 tablespoon oil, 1/4 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper together in a large bowl. Spread on a large rimmed baking sheet and roast, stirring once, until tender, about 20 minutes.
Meanwhile, whisk the remaining 2 tablespoons oil, vinegar, maple syrup, mustard and the remaining 1/4 teaspoon each salt and pepper in the large bowl. Add spinach, the roasted squash, apples, cheese and pecans. Toss to coat.
#I've decided it's autumn now#low cal food#low calorie food#low cal recipe#low calorie recipe#low cal side#low calorie side#low cal salad#low calorie salad#vegetarian#gluten-free#vegan adaptable#autumn food#autumn recipe#butternut squash#cozy food#cozy recipe#under 300 calories#under 200 calories
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Tomato soup
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Nothing more frustrating than having a dream set in an amazing book series and then waking up to find out it doesn’t exist. Guess I’VE gotta write this now
#it was so INTERESTING and vivid. i woke up like ‘i swear i’ve read this’ but it doesn’t actually exist#okay so the setting was this world where the moon has cracked in half (potentially due to human intervention idk)#the tides have gone super weird because of this#the majority of humans live at basically the tops of really really tall buildings. like at high altitude#at the lower levels; it’s just water. the lower down you go the humidity increases also#so as well as the humans who live at the top of the world there are vaporous species living at the mid level and there are mer-creatures#in the sea. god knows how agriculture works in this world. i know people had rooftop gardens#maybe everyone had adapted to a vegan diet or maybe there was trade with the mermaids to get fish. idk#anyway; the majority of my dream was concerned with this elite university academy and this one problematic student named alex#he had been sentenced to life imprisonment for basically insulting the government (this was a very totalitarian regime that had formed when#the world first cracked and everything went to shit)#but he would be able to get his sentence overturned if he took this one class (i think it was civics or politics or something#with a media focus) and basically created the best propaganda video imaginable#so they were basically requiring him to recant his claims publicly; endorse the government; and he had to do it so convincingly#that his video would be rated the best in the class#the other people in the class included these two sisters who also badly needed to pass in order to graduate#and a bunch of exchange students#also the sky is basically a television in this world#everyone is up so high that they can see the moon fractured in two and it’s Really close to the earth#but you can’t see much else in the sky. so they were doing shit like beaming everyone’s class schedules and syllabi and lists of what you#need to buy for class directly into the sky#i don’t know if i’m selling it but it was so INTERESTING. i was really annoyed when i woke up and realised i couldn’t actually read this#because it doesn’t exist#APPARENTLY i have to write it. which is worrying because i’m not at all good at worldbuilding. but honestly the dream was so vivid#i can basically just.. take it and expand on it very slightly#i think what interested me was the backdrop of this elite university that all the kids of rich family go to vs the obvious reality#of this world; where there is food scarcity and very little diversity of habitats. and a dictator#personal
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hey if you guys have one, could you share with me like a cultural or family meal that's the biggest comfort foor for you? any culture at all, I'm just looking to broaden my horizons
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Listen I love my old people Sherlock group more than anything and they’re so cute I want to pinch their cheeks but I will never forgive nor forget that the vast majority prefer BBC Sherlock over Elementary
#10 years Ive been in this group#10 years Ive gone up to bat for Elementary and consistantly had to fight the love for BBC Sherlock#the first season was good ok!#but the characterization was off and the quality dropped rapidly#Elementary is the far superior modern adaption#it boggles me#however one lady brought in vegan cookies but pronounced them Vej-anne#bc she thought they had vegetables in them#I had cover my mouth to hide my absolutly unhinged hysterical smile
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sometimes I feel like I went to elementary school in like the 1970s in comparison to my 10 years ish younger cousins 😹
since I didn’t eat pork I very often got special food since pork was the most common meat they’d serve at school, which meant I always got my food last and I couldn’t ask for the school kitchen staff to give me less (they hardly ever did that when people asked to, though). the most common replacement was soy sausages which are absolutely gross imo and I still can’t eat them, and bc I got my food last teachers kept a hawk eye on me to make sure I finished, and I was never allowed to leave before finishing, no matter how bad the food tasted and even though I ate a lot of it…I was called immature and childish and spoiled for not wanting to eat, and while my classmates finished their food (which they got earlier and I assume was better tasting since the recipes were adapted for pork) and played outside I always had to sit with teachers watching over me until the older students came…
apparently this is not a thing at all anymore, like 10-15 years later, my aunts and uncles were shocked I had to go through what they did as kids too when I’m closer in age to their children
#I have way more stories like this lol#like I was also called childish and immature for being afraid of water and thus being a bad swimmer#and not wanting to jump in the pool (I’ve never jumped off a trampoline taller than 1m idk why it just…i just can’t)#I vividly remember being eight years old and crying bc I was afraid to jump in#and a teacher goes ‘don’t be childish. my little three year old daughter plays in the water like a water animal it’s nothing to be scared of#‘#thanks#judging from my cousins’ schooling that does not happen anymore either here thank god#t says#rant#I guess?#using my mom as a reference too bc she grew up in the 1970s and our stories about being force fed and guilt tripped and called childish#over these kind of things are really similar#schools are sooo much better with adapting to different diets like no pork vegetarian vegan gluten free etc than when I was a kid though#it’s such a relief#the improvement started when I was in like middle school though#like 12-13
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fucking christ i hate baking
inflexible, so if something isn’t working i usually can’t fix it, just start over completely
similarly hostile to improvisation or last-minute substitutions
uses ten thousand dishes and measuring implements
incredibly long but not in ways where you can just go away for a few hours and do something else like a pot roast or smth
cake isn’t actually that good
unfortunately, workplace fiat mandates that i bake a birthday cake for my coworker so it is That Time Of Year Again
i made a chai vanilla cake with maple buttercream frosting. the cake is i think good if too buttery, the frosting fucking sucks (grainy and yet also too buttery somehow) but it does taste like maple and therefore no one should criticize me
#honestly what drives me nuts is that it makes me feel like i am uncontrollably relegated to the status of like#pathetic fuckup coworker. because i can't bake and don't own baking shit#if i could bring you a WHOLE ROASTED TROUT or a BURGER or something then it would be clear that i am in fact#extremely good at cooking#i just specifically do not bake do not care to and don't even like cake much!#i wish anything else could happen to me instead of this!#let me make some virtuosically delicious vegan versions of various soups and sauces to display my adaptive cleverness#it's just so. demoralizing. and undignified.#box opener#it takes so long and there are no clean bowls in this whole horrible house
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Vegan, gluten-free Niçoise Salad:
Ingredients for the salad:
-4 cups mixed salad greens -1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved -1 cup boiled baby potatoes, halved or quartered -1/2 cup pitted Kalamata olives -1/4 cup sliced red onion -1/4 cup chopped parsley or basil -1/4 cup sliced cucumber (opt) -1/4 cup sliced radishes (opt) -1 tablespoon capers (opt)
Ingredients for the Dijon vinaigrette:
-3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil -1 tablespoon red wine vinegar -1 tablespoon Dijon mustard -1 clove garlic, minced -1 teaspoon maple syrup (opt) -Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
In a large salad bowl, combine the mixed salad greens, cherry tomatoes, boiled baby potatoes, pitted Kalamata olives, sliced red onion, chopped fresh parsley or basil, sliced cucumbers, sliced radishes, and capers (if using).
In a small bowl, whisk together the extra-virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, minced garlic, maple syrup (if using), salt, and pepper until well combined.
Drizzle the vinaigrette over the salad and toss gently to coat all the ingredients.
Serve the Niçoise salad immediately or refrigerate for a while to allow the flavors to meld together.
#cooking#food#gluten free#veganism#salad#nicoise#french#adaptation#vegan#vegan recipes#gluten free recipes#allergen friendly#dijon mustard#tomatoes#potatoes#red onions#kalamata olives#capers#parsley#basil#cucumber#radish#lettuce#garlic
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This story is kinda silly, but I just want to share it with someone who also cares about plants
When I was in high school, I discovered I love tomatoes and I would eat them like apples. One time my parents had brought home some tomatoes and put them in the refrigerator (I now know not to do that). I opened the fridge door quickly and one of the tomatoes fell to the floor. Luckily, it only split a bit, so I rinsed it off and put it back. The next day, I went to grab the tomato, but there was something different.
Now I know fruit can’t heal itself, but it looked like it was healing. Some kind of film had developed over the split, and the skin around it looked taut, and the split was smaller. I have no idea what kind of reaction happened in that fridge to make it look like that, but my brain told me that tomato was healing itself and I suddenly became acutely aware of living things around me.
For an entire year, I refused to eat anything raw. Hamburgers were fine. Meat is already dead when you eat it, their suffering is over. After a year, I realized I couldn’t live like that. I had to accept that life sustains other life, all the way back to when the first single celled organism ate another to get the nutrients it needed.
For a long time, I’ve believed plants have an intelligence that we just don’t understand, maybe even a consciousness (largely influenced by Star Trek questioning what makes life). It’s been wonderful to see science make discoveries and more people coming around to the idea that plants should have as much respect as animals, and not just seen as “living machines” (on that point are all just technically living machines)
One of the things that struck me about Robin Wall Kimmerer's perspective when I was reading Braiding Sweetgrass was the way the ethical obligation to life she discussed contrasted with the colonizer's culture.
It is increasingly popular to find it inherently unethical and exploitative to kill animals for food or to farm them for animal products, and instead eat and wear "plant-based" things. This is an impulse toward ethical treatment of non-human living things.
But this way of seeing animals as "lives" and behaving accordingly, depends on seeing plants as non-lives. Asking whether we have ethical obligations toward plants is so absurd, it's dismissed as trolling.
I've known many people who farmed or hunted animals who had a great reverence for their lives. Some people would think that this is not genuine and that it is never morally acceptable to take a life for your own use.
Kimmerer discusses Indigenous use of animals. But when a tree needs to be cut down or a plant uprooted, there is the same vivid awareness that a life is being taken, that the plant's life is A Life.
Now I'm troubled by the dismissal of plants as providing total freedom from guilt and moral responsibility among many people and organizations who see animal life as deeply sacred. Plant based products are cruelty-free alternatives to animal products and plant-based diets mean nothing had to die for your meal.
I understand not wanting to support cruel industries or being uncomfortable with eating animals, but the more I learn about plants, the less I believe that all animals have something all plants lack, that means we have moral obligations toward animals and not toward plants.
Plants are incredibly unlike us, but they respond to their environments, they communicate with other plants, and they engage in behaviors. Objection to potential plant intelligence and sentience (ability to feel) is more cultural than scientific; we are just only beginning to scratch the surface of the inner world of plants. What if we have to respect plants as life? What does respect mean then, if we have to explore the idea that it doesn't necessarily contradict taking life?
#Eyo speaks#plants#random#kind of a dumb story#but it genuinely changed my view on life and food#I hold a lot of veneration for the food chain#and the intricacies for how ecosystems thrive and adapt#I think that’s why I get irritated at vegans who put such an emphasis on animals#or pescatarians who only eat ‘ugly animals’#also one of the reasons I feel so awful about the massive food waste#not only massive amounts of garbage#but massive amounts of life lost that could have been used to help others#I probably sound really pretentious atm#i don’t mean to
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Side Dish Recipe Meatless Monday Italian-style! This is a vegan adaptation of traditional Italian creamy polenta and thick ragu full of vegetable proteins.
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Recipe for Vegan Polenta with Ragu Meatless Monday Italian-style! This is a vegan adaptation of traditional Italian creamy polenta and thick ragu full of vegetable proteins.
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Cauliflower Risotto with Mushrooms - 300kcal/ 10g protein
Servings: 4 - 300kcal/10g protein per 1 1/4 cup
5 tablespoons olive oil, divided
6 cups (10 oz.) sliced fresh cremini mushrooms
1 small (6 oz.) yellow onion, finely chopped (about 1 cup)
2 teaspoons finely chopped garlic (from 2 cloves)
2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves, plus leaves for garnish
1/4 cup dry white wine
24 ounces fresh riced cauliflower (8 cups) (such as Eat Smart)
1 cup tap water
1/2 cup unsalted vegetable stock (such as Imagine Organic)
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
2 ounces Parmesan cheese, finely shredded, divided (about 3/4 cup)
Heat 1 1/2 tablespoons of the oil in a large skillet over medium-high. Add half of the mushrooms, and cook, stirring occasionally, until lightly browned, about 5 minutes. Transfer mushrooms to a plate. Repeat procedure with 1 1/2 tablespoons of the oil and remaining mushrooms. Reduce heat to medium, and add onion, garlic, thyme, and remaining 2 tablespoons oil; cook, stirring often, until softened, about 5 minutes. Add wine; cook, stirring constantly, until wine is absorbed, about 90 seconds. Stir in cauliflower, water and stock. Cover and cook, stirring occasionally, until cauliflower is crisp-tender, 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from heat.
Transfer 3 cups of the cauliflower mixture along with any remaining liquid in the skillet into a blender. Secure lid on blender, and remove center piece to allow steam to escape. Place a clean towel over opening. Process until smooth, about 15 seconds.
Return skillet with cauliflower to medium heat. Stir in cauliflower puree, mushrooms, salt, pepper and 1/4 cup of the cheese. Cook, stirring constantly, until cheese is melted and mixture has a creamy consistency, about 1 minute. Divided risotto among 4 bowls; sprinkle evenly with remaining 1/2 cup cheese. Garnish with thyme leaves and serve immediately.
#low cal food#low calorie food#low cal recipe#low calorie receipe#vegetarian#vegan adaptable#cauliflower#gluten-free
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Feta Soup - recipe not vegan but could be made vegan with a few substitutions
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