#uncle jon

[sarcasticscribbles]

(Answer to @sieveyourtea for some reasons your asks never make it to my askbox)

Baby Dani my TimSasha fanbaby I read it, and I'm so excitedd for the full thing, "Unc pretty" I can't wait for it

Snipped for Unc Jon and Dani James

[comfortableinthesilence]

So while out earlier my eldest niece got some nail varnish, well roll on this evening while around home for a BBQ (as that's where my nieces are sleeping as I'm heading out to try and see the northern lights tonight)! My niece asks if she can practice on me with her new nail varnish, I don't think she expected me to say yeah or so excitedly agree to it but it's these moments I cherish.

She thought I was joking and went to ask granny but I said I'm serious, like I don't care about having my nails painted violet and pink, I've told her I'll even keep them like this for work on Monday! What I do care about is getting these precious moments with my nieces and having a laugh with them! These are the moments i’ll cherish and look back on with love and happiness! To them it's just their uncle being silly (my other youngest niece called me girly for doing it, she's only 6 tho) but to me it's a wholesome moment I'll remember 🩵😁😍😂

[nespolkei]

FUCK IT,UNCLE JON

[amvipod]

always a fan of jon matteson’s starkid roles. i would’ve put paul or richie here too but i never drew them a way i liked so here’s old art of the green freak

[visenyaism]

so obviously no one deserves to be forced into a house targaryen-themed saw trap from which there is no escape from you and your father’s slow strangulation-conflagration deaths in a fake trial by combat right. however, bit of constructive criticism, I don’t think you’re allowed to show up to the capital and shout at the prince of the realm to come out and die i think they don’t let you do that one

[fadedkat]

his name is wigglyyyy and he’s here to stay!!

and then nothing bad happened again ever

[scyeschef]

WHOLE TEAM EATING

[justtrashperson]

Guess who’s back to obsessing over starkid

[kara-zor-els]

DC truly refuses to send any superhero off to college anymore

[honeyplus]

Horrible fanfic idea where Damian finds a kid that’s a clone of his and Jon’s dna and makes the executive desicion to not tell Jon and just decides to raise the kid himself. It’s all sweet until Jon finds out because the kid starts floating

[amber-laughs]

agot is so hard if you’re a jon snow understander because it’s just “adults in my life abuse me and i feel unwanted, unloved and unfit to live. i’m treated as a second class citizen even by those who have no standing at all even though i deserve it for the crime of Being Born Against My Will. i am my father’s greatest shame and he has rightfully sentenced me to life imprisonment but i shall always yearn for his undeserved love like the greedy bastard they all say i am” and everyone around him just says “awww you gonna cry now you little bitch?” and then BOOM! some girl on twitter is writing an 18 tweet thread about how he’s ungrateful that catelyn didn’t make him sleep in the dungeons and feed him only dog food or something

[vilnmelling]

Paul-is-Richie's-uncle people, this one's for you.

"Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em straight to hell! Assholes!"

This quote's exactly what Paul says in Honey Queen, and exactly what Richie says in Nerdy Prudes Must Die. I think all of us with the "Paul is Richie's uncle" headcanon have accepted that this is somehow correlated to that, so let me elaborate.

"Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em straight to hell. Assholes." is Paul's go-to phrase for saying "Fuck Clivesdale," just like "How about an iced caramel frap, nothing better" is his go-to for offering to pick up coffee for his coworkers. (The way he says "Fuck 'em" while talking to Emma about Clivesdale is very similar to the first fuck 'em in the phrase).

Paul's said it enough times around Richie that Richie's picked up on it and it's become his go-to as well.

[comfortableinthesilence]

Off to pick up my two nieces to help babysit them for the next 48 hours! Just what we need on what is predicted to be the hottest weekend so far in 2023 in the UK! Granny has plenty of activities planned and i’m planning a movie night with them tomorrow too, so that'll be fun! Just need to work out the best way to build a fort in my new place ha!

[danytheconqueror-jonthewhitewolf]

Do you think that when Bloodraven was warging into Mormonts demon bird to spy on the NW, he watched Jon making decisions as Lord Commander and judged them with the same attitude that an older family member who micro manages everyone, would? Like,

"Oh, that's who you assigned for Eastwatch by the sea? Well, it's your command I suppose"

"That's how you negotiate with the braavosi? Not how I would have"

"I finally get a member of this forsaken family that follows the old gods, and you're going to let some Essosi priestess and a Baratheon burn branches of the weirwoods?!"

"JON SNOW. KING. I can only say so much in this body, but it is not that hard"

"DON'T you throw a pillow at me, boy! Go count your beets!"

[eli-am-confused]

Something, something, disaster gay president that falls in love with every man he meets.

Bonus: Howie having a drink with some cousins to vent. It’s only somewhat helpful.

Howie: I’m gonna die alone!

Paul: Howie, of course you’re not.

Bailey: No he totally is! Bartender two more rounds of shots!

If you can’t read the pictures it’s under the cut.

First picture:

Vice President Bob Morris is saying something very important.

President Howard Goodman stopped listening as soon as Morris’ blazer came off (he totally wears one but takes it off during long meetings)

Second picture:

General John MacNamara: I need you to listen very carefully mister president

Unfortunately President Howard Goodman is not paying attention anymore

Third picture:

Xander Lee is explaining some sciencey shit with the portal

Poor President Howard Goodman doesn’t understand a single word he’s saying

Fourth picture:

Wilbur Cross, knowing exactly what he’s doing: Hey Howie~

Fifth picture:

President Howard Goodman, the gayest disaster to ever be elected as America’s president: Oh no, he’s hot!

[eringobragh420]

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