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*sounds of panting wolfs running through a forest*

Your listing to-

*SNARL*

103.3

*Sounds of a calm nighttime woods*

Werewolf grrrrradio

*AROOOOOO*

Let the tranquility of the forest only be broken by your swift paws .. and this next song

*Shakira - She Wolf starts playing*

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again because why not

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Husk: SOBER?!?!???!

Angel: Sober????????

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Angel laying face first on the ground after a long shoot: I belong to the floor now

5 minutes later-

Angel: Everything sucks

The saga continues-

Angel: *still laying on the floor*

Charlie: IS HE DEAD???

Vaggie: I can't tell if he's breathing

Husk: nah he's chilling

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Alastor: Vox was the fastest kid in his kindergarten class and he's never gotten over the fame that's why he's like this

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Velvette: My lipgloss is called fruity fetish

Valentino: FOOT FETISH!!!?

Vox: NO

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Alastor: I eat children

Rosie: chomp chomp

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Lute: Chick-fil-A sauce is kinda mid

Adam: You fucking take that back

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Lucifer: AUTISM ATTACK

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7 years ago

Lilith writing: ah fuck how do you spell skedaddle

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Valentino: you could hold a gun to my head and ask me to spell croissant and I'd probably be shot

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Another entry on the "Characters who are only canon to DLTD in my brain because I will probably never write about them" list lol.

She's a witch by the name of Pendragon who, while studying at the sorcery school Scholomance (also canon to DLTD in my brain lol) in her youth, trapped a demon in an effort to increase her power. She has no contract with the beast and instead, it is bound to her through chains tattooed on her body.

She must search for a new sorcerer who is powerful enough to host it before she either dies or becomes to weak to wield it. If she fails, it will break free, eat her soul, and possess her body as it's new physical form.

They have a weird relationship. Part companions, part mutual bullies, part eldritch abomination that will permanently erase you from existence and wear the husk you leave behind as it's new face 🩷

Basically it would take too long so I doubt I'll ever write it lol

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What's Luka up to in weaselverse?

Hes having a great time. 👍

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Twin telepathy?

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Finally the phantom servants have their own AU where they are the stars!! Yippee for them!!!

And ofc, a bonus doodle with non-other than Angelina, who's going to teach them about art and creativity!!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

YOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I acc do dabble in witchcraft, and all I got is these 3 here lmfao 😭 where'd u find yours! There so hard to come by for no reason! I just wanna learn the dark arts with my funky little (mostly decorational imma be honest) books 😭😭😭

No prob!

Ngl this one is on my "to read" shelf so I haven't read it yet.

Also just general mysticism. I didn't much care for the one on the left ngl, but the one on the right is a pretty good tool when I don't quite know what I want symbolism wise for this or that.

Im not actually super into ghosts, but here's what I got!

Also these I dont really use these as reference that much, but they're fun.

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Omg, it's acc so pretty...I love that

Not important I just wanted to show you my cool wallpaper 👍

I put it up myself uwu

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Hehehe 🥰

Also it's been long enough I feel like now i can ssay it, I am spiteferret lol 😌

I know, what a shock right?

Proof for the haters:

Some of u might wonder..why tf did u do all of that work?? Well its a very fun lovely story...for another time lol

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Most libraries accept would accept them, if there still in okay condition (litterly just means like, not missing pages or like covered in mysterious substances lol) but yeah honestly same, I used to just sawp 'em around with my friends so we'd all always have new shit to read

I used to have all of Millennium Snow, but I think I gave them away while purging my shelves to make more room (now I just have bigger shelves lol) Literally just walked into the graphic novel course classroom at my college with a box and was like: "anybody want free manga?" Vanished in seconds.

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Oh yeah comparing the old and new ones....u can definitely tell from the pages lol

Also they've reprinted the Hellsing manga in like, regular volumes. They're still printing the special hardback editions that are like, 50 bucks a pop. I didn't think to look at the price on the newer volumes though. They're made to resemble the Japanese editions.

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Also it's been long enough I feel like now i can ssay it, I am spiteferret lol 😌

I know, what a shock right?

Proof for the haters:

Some of u might wonder..why tf did u do all of that work?? Well its a very fun lovely story...for another time lol