100percentdirtball
clever gay idiot
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i'm a riot. 30-whatever, she//her, this place is a little nsfw sometimes. minors dni
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100percentdirtball · 2 hours ago
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save this town // save everything not nailed down
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100percentdirtball · 1 day ago
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my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"
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100percentdirtball · 3 days ago
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Lol most the bunnies out their are tops/dommes and puppies are bottoms/subs
how did we fuck this up as a community
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100percentdirtball · 3 days ago
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Hi, I'm a homeless trans man, seeking help for a room to sleep, tonight or maybe a few days. I've been homeless almost two years now- alone by myself the past year after leaving an abusive relationship. Donations have dried up + I understand why- I've been begging a long time. It's getting cold out + that scares me.
I've had homophobic (+otherwise negative) experiences in men's shelters before. The big local men's shelter included abstinence from public homosexuality in their employee rulebook, before they were legally forced to change it, just a few years back. Trans shelters/housing around here are all part of "women + trans" programs (reviews filled w transmisogyny fwiw).
I have a case manager + applied to all available housing lists, but yet to hear back, which isn't unusual (it can take years to find a place).
I've been applying for jobs for a long time as well, but having difficulty, especially being on the street every day, it's hard to come prepared + look professional- I do badly in interviews, am obviously homeless, the gap in my resume grows wider.
Appreciate any help so I don't fall further please.
Needs (far behind on all):
Room (~$85/night)
Food (EBT lasts 1st week of month)
Phone service (40/month, needs renewed soon)
Bath/hygiene/cleaning products (stuff @ homeless centers limited, expired, gave me rashes numerous times)
Laundry (free laundry truck lost items before, cant afford to lose hoodie when sleeping outside)
Winter clothes/a few more changes of clothes
Dec bus/train pass (27)
If anyone can help with anything, I appreciate it, please. Thank you.
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paypal.me/srlj2
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100percentdirtball · 3 days ago
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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100percentdirtball · 3 days ago
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I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober
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100percentdirtball · 11 days ago
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i've been hanging out with a lot more drag kings and i've been realizing that actually i'm fine with tboys saying tranny as long as it's in a faggot way. like buck angel can definitely not say tranny but these little twinks who say it with their whole chest? yes absolutely i have no criticism
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100percentdirtball · 11 days ago
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marxism-leninism-reichism is that anything or are orgone accumulators too bourgeois
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100percentdirtball · 11 days ago
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im not here much recently has the neognostic schizotranssexual jihad hit tumblr yet or are we still too scared of imaginary baeddels for that
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100percentdirtball · 11 days ago
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If a trans girl tells you that she wants to start dressing more femme and your response is "but you're conforming to gender stereotypes" then she is entitled to punch you in the face as hard as she wants
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100percentdirtball · 11 days ago
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don't go chasing this person down since they ( i checked ) are a minor and seem overall fine but i just think it's fascinating how degendering trans women is so commonplace and sometimes even seen as good, actually, that in replying to a post about trans women, while using the word girl, someone gave this imaginary character the they pronoun.
like if yr not a tgirl just sit with that for a second.
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100percentdirtball · 14 days ago
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100percentdirtball · 16 days ago
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not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing
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100percentdirtball · 17 days ago
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Hi Im a homeless trans man seeking help with a room for the night if possible please. I slept outside last night + I'm desperate not to again.
All the trans resources in the area are "women+trans," meaning trying to access anything involves nonstop subtle misgendering leading to a dead end. I've dealt with homophobic harassment at shelters before, which is why I've avoided them since. I have a case manager but things are moving very slowly.
Rooms are around 80-90/night.
Appreciate any help with a place to sleep, or some hygiene products, or anything for some hot food/a place to sit inside when the library's closed, please.
cash.app/$samrljames
paypal.me/srlj2
venmo.com/samrljames
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100percentdirtball · 18 days ago
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University field station newsletter told me giant millipedes are particularly active this time of year "when they’re on the move for important millipede reasons." I think that might be scientist secret code for "nobody really knows why." All we know is the millipedes are moving for some reason and it must be important or they wouldn't do it. Important millipede reasons.
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100percentdirtball · 19 days ago
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it also says it was posted 9 minutes ago!!! what a delight
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100percentdirtball · 19 days ago
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People say that Taylor would play keys in a Band AU, but consider Taylor on bass.
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