#uncle Jon

[sarcasticscribbles]

(Answer to @sieveyourtea for some reasons your asks never make it to my askbox)

Baby Dani my TimSasha fanbaby I read it, and I'm so excitedd for the full thing, "Unc pretty" I can't wait for it

Snipped for Unc Jon and Dani James

[bassistforhired]

They're like... Panic! albums as humans.

(maybe not Dallon, but pretend Las Vegas is SLUT)

panic! at the disco members color-picked from the albums i most associate with them

[reineydraws]

pov ur kids just caught u making out with superman

there's this shot in dunmeshi's living armor episode where the party is peeking between slightly open doors into a room, and it pans from tall man laios all the way down to half-foot chilchuck. i thought it'd be fun to do it with the batkids, and then recreate the panning by making u scroll all the way to damian. :')

[kara-zor-els]

DC truly refuses to send any superhero off to college anymore

[amvipod]

always a fan of jon matteson’s starkid roles. i would’ve put paul or richie here too but i never drew them a way i liked so here’s old art of the green freak

[fadedkat]

his name is wigglyyyy and he’s here to stay!!

and then nothing bad happened again ever

[its-not-jazz-hands]

This is how imagine Paul’s and Ritchie’s relationship is like

Ft this little thing

[visenyaism]

so obviously no one deserves to be forced into a house targaryen-themed saw trap from which there is no escape from you and your father’s slow strangulation-conflagration deaths in a fake trial by combat right. however, bit of constructive criticism, I don’t think you’re allowed to show up to the capital and shout at the prince of the realm to come out and die i think they don’t let you do that one

[scyeschef]

WHOLE TEAM EATING

[justtrashperson]

Guess who’s back to obsessing over starkid

[ladystoneboobs]

i think my favorite aspect of theon and jon snow as foils is the contrast of their luck wrt father figures. yes, all jon's would-be dads keep dying or going mia on him, he and theon have that much in common, but jon has an endless supply of them. and the kicker is jonny didn't even want all these extra doomed dads! when jeor gave him longclaw he insisted internally that his father was still ned, that ned's ice was the only vs blade he really wanted. the old bear, the halfhand, mance, tormund, stannis, all these guys just glom onto jon against their own best interests with little to no encouragement from his side. it's a mother jon wants, that's what was always missing while he felt satisfied with almost 15 years of responsible, caring fathering by ned, but in the almost exclusively male environment at the wall fate just keeps flinging more male mentor figures wishing to adopt him whether he wants them to or not.

meanwhile, theon, motherless and fatherless at wf, had the opposite problem with ned, his measly one surrogate father figure.

[danytheconqueror-jonthewhitewolf]

Do you think that when Bloodraven was warging into Mormonts demon bird to spy on the NW, he watched Jon making decisions as Lord Commander and judged them with the same attitude that an older family member who micro manages everyone, would? Like,

"Oh, that's who you assigned for Eastwatch by the sea? Well, it's your command I suppose"

"That's how you negotiate with the braavosi? Not how I would have"

"I finally get a member of this forsaken family that follows the old gods, and you're going to let some Essosi priestess and a Baratheon burn branches of the weirwoods?!"

"JON SNOW. KING. I can only say so much in this body, but it is not that hard"

"DON'T you throw a pillow at me, boy! Go count your beets!"

[eli-am-confused]

Something, something, disaster gay president that falls in love with every man he meets.

Bonus: Howie having a drink with some cousins to vent. It’s only somewhat helpful.

Howie: I’m gonna die alone!

Paul: Howie, of course you’re not.

Bailey: No he totally is! Bartender two more rounds of shots!

If you can’t read the pictures it’s under the cut.

First picture:

Vice President Bob Morris is saying something very important.

President Howard Goodman stopped listening as soon as Morris’ blazer came off (he totally wears one but takes it off during long meetings)

Second picture:

General John MacNamara: I need you to listen very carefully mister president

Unfortunately President Howard Goodman is not paying attention anymore

Third picture:

Xander Lee is explaining some sciencey shit with the portal

Poor President Howard Goodman doesn’t understand a single word he’s saying

Fourth picture:

Wilbur Cross, knowing exactly what he’s doing: Hey Howie~

Fifth picture:

President Howard Goodman, the gayest disaster to ever be elected as America’s president: Oh no, he’s hot!

[surelysilly]

fake uncle(s) have their pros and cons

[chofies12]

Hacthetfield + Spies are Forever doodles!

I couldnt help but laugh at some of people’s reblogs. Not in any bad way ofc, but just these little ideas like richie tryna compare the LiB to animes and how he’d draw them fanart, WHICH I AGREE WITH I LOVE THEM. Been rewatching NMT and it pains me every time i watch Killer Track, JUST LET DUKE AND MS HOLLOWAY BE HAPPY

on the topic of Curt Mega roles, ive been also rewatching SAF compilations lol, I love “One Step Ahead”

[amber-laughs]

agot is so hard if you’re a jon snow understander because it’s just “adults in my life abuse me and i feel unwanted, unloved and unfit to live. i’m treated as a second class citizen even by those who have no standing at all even though i deserve it for the crime of Being Born Against My Will. i am my father’s greatest shame and he has rightfully sentenced me to life imprisonment but i shall always yearn for his undeserved love like the greedy bastard they all say i am” and everyone around him just says “awww you gonna cry now you little bitch?” and then BOOM! some girl on twitter is writing an 18 tweet thread about how he’s ungrateful that catelyn didn’t make him sleep in the dungeons and feed him only dog food or something