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i made a MISTAKE
#also yes that patch on the table beside it was me so not all of it even made it into the glass#turn off my fUCKING PHONE#this is what i was supposed to do on my birthday 3 nights ago but my family ruined my birthday and have decided to not give me a present too#3 days late for bday celebrations… sigh#i wish i had friends#m gonna be happy on this stuff until she comes home#( for record i was finishing a bottle from xmas… so yeah its a lot sigh… )#( empty stomach too.. )#jing yuan please collect your husband he is a lightweight :p
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alnst 🔄 vbs
rotating them in my mind
#project sekai#alien stage#pjsk#alnst#fuck okay in order#aoyagi toya#azusawa kohane#shiraishi an#shinonome akito#till#mizi#sua#ivan#myart#dw about sua and ivan guys theyre just surpassing rad weekend theyre fine#kohane and toya.........dw about it#also i changed freddy into a bass bc bassist akito real in my mind#also the colors may be fucked bc theyre REAL different on my phone when i turn my comfort shield off for some reason...#even tho my tablet is normal and the same fucking android....anyway
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Ok which one of you was gonna tell me about the special attack where he kisses his gun
Edit: Is it called “Charm Shot” in English? Because that’s what it’s called in Japanese. I’m certainly charmed…
#vincent valentine#ff7#ff7 ever crisis#ff7ec#sorry this is the worst gif imaginable lol#i took this from my phone and turned it into a shitty tumblr gif 😂😂😂#does he actually kiss the gun? debatable#is it hot as fuck? yes#nearly died when I saw this#i always choose optimize and the sawed off gs is not his best weapon#but on god we gonna make it his best weapon#he will have no choice but to keep being incredibly sexy on main#gif
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objectum slim shady moodboard
#is this anything. can i tag this.#these aren’t even out of context. and i have more.#fuck it lets get this outta the drafts. autism mode activate.#objectum#objectophilia#osor#the mannequin is his consistent boyfriend btw. if u care.#no? you don’t? ok#eminem#posting this and turning my phone off.
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#my god you weirdos#I’ve seen so much after the golden globes#can you PLEASE turn your phone off and go outside to breathe some fresh air every once in a while#I saw a whole ass twitter thread documenting how shitty it is for taylor swift to queer bait all of her fans#and their evidence was… a picture of her hugging a woman#my god#be so fucking for real#millie talks
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#destiel meme#destiel#castiel novak#dean winchester#us politics#us elections#us election#alright bye yall im turning my phone off send me a letter or something if you wanna talk train a pigeon i dont fucking care
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Aaaaaaahah okayyyyyy okay aokayyyyyy. I ah. Sndngn... ??? GwjsnBFJFJFJGNG.....
Ajhnsnenfnfnfngmvktkrm
Was scrolling thru tiktok and my heart jumoed in my chest cuz i saw a cosplay vid using an audio of some character voiced by zeno robinsoj talking abtou a pretty boy and i ah. Ahhhh. Okau. Brain shortcircuiting i got up walked around the room ahhh okay.
#im osRYY#I..#im so fucking flustered i cant i cant i cant shut the fucknup#i kept turning off my phone forgetting that cuts the audio.#thumbs up shakiy
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I EXCHANGED NUMBERS WITH MY CRUSH!! AND!! He joined my and 2 friends/coworkers for dinner after originally turning us down. And the way he decided to join us?? Was by calling me and asking if we were at the bar we’d mentioned and if it was ok for him to join 🥰🥰
#kat liveblogs her life#i finally have his number!!!#ALSO!!#i literally did not sleep last night so i’m coasting on#*on 32+ hours of no sleep rn#when my coworker asked if i wanted to go out i immediately was like NO!!#but then he kept needling and i finally caved#and our other coworker took pity on me since i was so tired so agreed to come#and we invited jon bc he was in the office#he sounded tempted but then turned us down#he offered to walk with us but then his boss needed to talk to him so he sent us off on our own#but then once we were all settled i looked at my phone and realized i had a missed call AND a text from him#so!!!#im too fucking into him guys#I GAVE UP SLEEP FOR HIM!!
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#WHAT.... THE FUCK........... !!!!!!!!!#me oblivious: what song will this transition to this is so hot and anne core#I GOT IT BACK#i literally turned off my phone and screamed into my pillow#breaking my silence for this bc this is anne core and im literally this close to crying bc of KIM FUCKING HOGNNJOONG WTF#apple lady words#BITCH BE FOR FUCKING REAL I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
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Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.
#had to turn off my phone and sit with my thoughts for a sec after that one#like what the FUCK do you mean#I just don't understand how people think GALE is the 'sleazy' one. and they're always the Astarion simps lol#like Gale. a fuckboy. GALE. who is so fucking dedicated and loving and poetic and straightforward#compared to Astarion who ACTIVELY. CANONICALLY. USES SEX TO MANIPULATE THE PLAYER. and he has his reasons for that#but between the two you're saying GALE is sleazy???#or easy? when the only way to trigger his romance is if you initiate in the weave scene and reciprocate his flirting in the shadow curse#like he straight does not come on to you at all. if you heard the narrator say the moment is intimate and them imagined a “romantic walk” or#“kissing him passionately” and thought that was the platonic route then buddy it is definitely you with A Problem not him#anyway#bg3#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate#baldurs gate
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ive made myself more wet and pathetic
#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL#its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed#because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH#how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would#be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing#or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late#i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed#the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either#because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember#the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either#the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with#crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure#BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION#im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real#really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and#thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT#you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without#making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY#yapping#doodles#puppysona#edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule#and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened
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i genuinely cannot stand being around ppl who have to take their anger out on others . i'm so sick of always having to act like the bigger person to my Older brother while he can just tornado around my entire life & belongings & relationships without warrant all over smthing that had absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone, rlly.
#but HE runs and tells on ME?#i was just going to let shit blow over#lock myself away as fucking alwys like when we were little and he would cuss up a fucking storm#screaming crying and throwing the shit i bought over being unable to beat a game he plays every fucking day#set on fucking Easy mode#and hes hitting a bat into the door or wrecking my shit in my room or fucking. yelling abt me to the fuckin dog#and in the 'dog's voice' making the animal agree with him bcs im? acting crazy#over a fcking video game that u cant even tell him to turn off or at least stop fucking screaming and wailing or else it'll just set it off#sooner#when dad did it he was fcking drunk and i was illegitimate#it's like i cant even fcking escape fcking hell.#hiding all my bad grades in math bcs i couldnt read a stupid fking number right bcs i didnt want ppl screaming at me#for causing even more trouble than they already have to deal with and just living as dumb bcs it costs less#ill get over it ill try harder#i always have to be the bigger fucking man and im so fucking tired of it#but how are u supposed to cut off someone youve been assigned caretaker as b4 u were even born#im so fucking exhausted#anyways so yea. im pretty sensitive to tone so if i seem like a baby to smthing i apologize#i rlly just. cant stand sme things sometimes#i love getting told i never felt like a friend to my other siblings not only bcs of our massive age gap but also theyre legitimate and#i dont drink or smoke so apparently we cant hang without them always checking the time on their phones#while im taking them out to smthing they like like it's so fun i fcking love it here#anyways yea. love zero comprehension or compassion. love it. loving my life
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family dinner
Sokka had been so excited for today, and he was convinced everything would be fine. But it was not fine. Actually, it was horrible. And the worst part was that it wasn’t even that bad. No, Sokka realised, his father and his boyfriend were just extremely stupid.
or, zuko thinks hakoda hates him. hakoda thinks zuko hates him. sokka is so tired.
[read on ao3]
written for @zukkaweek day one: modern au | family drama
#*#my writing#zukkaweek2023#atla#avatar: the last airbender#zukka#zuko#sokka#zukka fic#hi guys im scared <3#i don't think i really love this fic i think its not very well written#i also kind of rushed it because i just didnt really know what to do with it#(and it needed to be finished Today lmao)#but i still like it! first atla fic thats so cool#also first zukka week! lets fucking go!!#also. i use 'hate' in the summary but its really not that serious theyre just a bit dumb (and nervous)#so dont worry guys its a rlly happy fic!#ok thats enough rambling bye im turning my phone off so i dont check notifs too often <3#*zukkaweek23#zukka week 23#*atlafic
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save me starsky and hutch
starsky and hutch save me
#starsky and hutch#im not looking at another map#if anything happens i’ll find out from the destiel meme tomorrow morning like god intended#im going to turn my phone off#watch an episode of starsky and hutch#then go the fuck to sleep#i deserve a full nights rest
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sorry to the tumblr user whose post i replied to with a long random string of words, letters, and symbols. i fell asleep on my phone 😞
#*fizzyspeaks#THIS IS SO HUMILIATING ‼️😭#i deleted it but holy shit GDHDHDJDJ#it was a long ass paragraph too 😭 and my phone was hot as fuck#i remember unplugging my phone last night bc it was like on 80%. when i woke up it was on 20 😭#and it didn’t turn off bc my arm was on it 😭😭😭😭 gonna kms
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horror's jacket fluff has probably accumulated so much DISGUSTINGNESS over 7 years in it that it's managed to acquire it's own signature Dog Smell (TM). however i think this would be a prime opportunity to pet him and then get some of that disgusting smell on you because for some reasons Dog Smell is just unavoidable when you pet a dog with a lot of hair
he'd hate it but awww awww whos a good boy (ﾉ´∀｀*) whos a good boy (*≧∪≦) YOU ARE!!! awww so cute you didn't commit all those murders against innocent people you were innocent (￣▽￣)／ such a good boy!!!! (gets beheaded) (he got too embarrassed)
#forcing the dog horror agenda down people's throats#CAT DOG RABBIT TRIO I SCREAM INTO THE DISTANCE#cat and dog run circles chasing eachother around the sleeping rabbit (MURDER TIME TRIO REAL TRUST I WAS THE AIR)#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME. guess where the inspiration came from. THATS RIGHT (triglycercule owns a dog) (for context)#my favorite recurring theme i keep on bringing up 4 some reason is horror not wanting 2 be treated like hes feral or animalistic#he is a rational man. he can think for himself. he isn't a DOG. SO THEN STOP TREATING HIM LIKE HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN SOME CAGED CANINE#(glares at killer and dust. dust simply looks off to the side (not paying attention) and killer slightly smiles bigger (creep))#it would be SO fucking demeaning. something killer does to horror to piss him off EASILY#leave it to killer to find a way to get on horror's nerves all the time. thank god dust is much less pissy than horror 🙏#can just SEE the thought bubble of horror as a dog above dusts head#he wouldn't verbalize it (because why would he need to) but dust can see the dog parallels (truly like me)#maybe he'd say it on an off day when theyre all feeling chill and its dead silent#someone's gotta be the calm one out of the three maniacs and why not let it be the rationally insane one ‼️‼️‼️#and theyre all just like chilling. horror's organizing the pantry. killer's playing a cat game on his phone. dust's reading#and then he just says to nobody in particular. horror reminds me of a dog#it's almost as if nobody reacts when horror turns around flabbergasted??? as if nobody said anything!!!!!#because dust is still reading and killer's still on his phone!!! WHAT!!!! and horror's just like ever so slightly irritated and weirded out#but...... its a good day. its been chill. maybe he just imagined that. and he goes back to his thingy#and dust just ever so slightly smiles. killer's actually been looking at horror ever since dust said that (the blank sockets hide his gayze#and in his head hes like..... damn. dust is right tf i do see it??????#kemonomimi mtt when. when do i get to see them with animal ears and tails that i approve they would fit in????#triglycercule you have to do it yourself.WHAT!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO (disintegrates) (imagine that ashy baby photo)#i felt like killer typing out that second paragraph. its like i can hear his voice saying it as i type. its like i can see his smug face#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc#i mean killer and dust are mentioned in tags so its whatever DONT KILL ME DONT GUILLOTINE ME OK SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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