#turn off my fUCKING PHONE
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i made a MISTAKE
#also yes that patch on the table beside it was me so not all of it even made it into the glass#turn off my fUCKING PHONE#this is what i was supposed to do on my birthday 3 nights ago but my family ruined my birthday and have decided to not give me a present too#3 days late for bday celebrations… sigh#i wish i had friends#m gonna be happy on this stuff until she comes home#( for record i was finishing a bottle from xmas… so yeah its a lot sigh… )#( empty stomach too.. )#jing yuan please collect your husband he is a lightweight :p
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Ok which one of you was gonna tell me about the special attack where he kisses his gun
Edit: Is it called “Charm Shot” in English? Because that’s what it’s called in Japanese. I’m certainly charmed…
#vincent valentine#ff7#ff7 ever crisis#ff7ec#sorry this is the worst gif imaginable lol#i took this from my phone and turned it into a shitty tumblr gif 😂😂😂#does he actually kiss the gun? debatable#is it hot as fuck? yes#nearly died when I saw this#i always choose optimize and the sawed off gs is not his best weapon#but on god we gonna make it his best weapon#he will have no choice but to keep being incredibly sexy on main#gif
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objectum slim shady moodboard
#is this anything. can i tag this.#these aren’t even out of context. and i have more.#fuck it lets get this outta the drafts. autism mode activate.#objectum#objectophilia#osor#the mannequin is his consistent boyfriend btw. if u care.#no? you don’t? ok#eminem#posting this and turning my phone off.
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#my god you weirdos#I’ve seen so much after the golden globes#can you PLEASE turn your phone off and go outside to breathe some fresh air every once in a while#I saw a whole ass twitter thread documenting how shitty it is for taylor swift to queer bait all of her fans#and their evidence was… a picture of her hugging a woman#my god#be so fucking for real#millie talks
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save me starsky and hutch
starsky and hutch save me
#starsky and hutch#im not looking at another map#if anything happens i’ll find out from the destiel meme tomorrow morning like god intended#im going to turn my phone off#watch an episode of starsky and hutch#then go the fuck to sleep#i deserve a full nights rest
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Aaaaaaahah okayyyyyy okay aokayyyyyy. I ah. Sndngn... ??? GwjsnBFJFJFJGNG.....
Ajhnsnenfnfnfngmvktkrm
Was scrolling thru tiktok and my heart jumoed in my chest cuz i saw a cosplay vid using an audio of some character voiced by zeno robinsoj talking abtou a pretty boy and i ah. Ahhhh. Okau. Brain shortcircuiting i got up walked around the room ahhh okay.
#im osRYY#I..#im so fucking flustered i cant i cant i cant shut the fucknup#i kept turning off my phone forgetting that cuts the audio.#thumbs up shakiy
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I EXCHANGED NUMBERS WITH MY CRUSH!! AND!! He joined my and 2 friends/coworkers for dinner after originally turning us down. And the way he decided to join us?? Was by calling me and asking if we were at the bar we’d mentioned and if it was ok for him to join 🥰🥰
#kat liveblogs her life#i finally have his number!!!#ALSO!!#i literally did not sleep last night so i’m coasting on#*on 32+ hours of no sleep rn#when my coworker asked if i wanted to go out i immediately was like NO!!#but then he kept needling and i finally caved#and our other coworker took pity on me since i was so tired so agreed to come#and we invited jon bc he was in the office#he sounded tempted but then turned us down#he offered to walk with us but then his boss needed to talk to him so he sent us off on our own#but then once we were all settled i looked at my phone and realized i had a missed call AND a text from him#so!!!#im too fucking into him guys#I GAVE UP SLEEP FOR HIM!!
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#WHAT.... THE FUCK........... !!!!!!!!!#me oblivious: what song will this transition to this is so hot and anne core#I GOT IT BACK#i literally turned off my phone and screamed into my pillow#breaking my silence for this bc this is anne core and im literally this close to crying bc of KIM FUCKING HOGNNJOONG WTF#apple lady words#BITCH BE FOR FUCKING REAL I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
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Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.
#had to turn off my phone and sit with my thoughts for a sec after that one#like what the FUCK do you mean#I just don't understand how people think GALE is the 'sleazy' one. and they're always the Astarion simps lol#like Gale. a fuckboy. GALE. who is so fucking dedicated and loving and poetic and straightforward#compared to Astarion who ACTIVELY. CANONICALLY. USES SEX TO MANIPULATE THE PLAYER. and he has his reasons for that#but between the two you're saying GALE is sleazy???#or easy? when the only way to trigger his romance is if you initiate in the weave scene and reciprocate his flirting in the shadow curse#like he straight does not come on to you at all. if you heard the narrator say the moment is intimate and them imagined a “romantic walk” or#“kissing him passionately” and thought that was the platonic route then buddy it is definitely you with A Problem not him#anyway#bg3#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate#baldurs gate
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ive made myself more wet and pathetic
#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL#its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed#because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH#how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would#be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing#or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late#i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed#the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either#because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember#the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either#the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with#crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure#BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION#im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real#really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and#thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT#you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without#making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY#yapping#doodles#puppysona#edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule#and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened
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I am a very light sleeper who does not go back to sleep quickly, I have been working nonstop for most of the month, and this woman keeps texting me after midnight. No jury on earth would convict me
#i keep all phone notifications turned off except texts/calls in case of emergency#it is NOT a fucking emergency#my posts
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This is a vent ig
Guys, enough dilly dalling, I need to be real for a a second: do you guys even like my stuff? Or at least my stuff that has effort, bc all of my original stuff that blow up (or at least that have more notes) in my blog are absolute shitty doodles or that meme and that makes me think "oh, this is what people want, this what they want from me, this is what I have to do" which honestly leaves me more than disappointment, I put effort into my other pieces, and for what? I was genuinely considering deleting the HRT wheatley meme at it's time by just how overwhelmingly noted it was and becuase it was just a stupid meme abt Wheatley in GLaDOS's body, why was that my first post with 200 notes???? And also bc of my ask blog, don't get me wrong, I love roleplaying, especially as Wheatley since he's my biggest kin ever, but, even if I don't really promote it much, it has more followers than here, hell, I made an admin QnA and nobody sent anything, but I guess it's kind of my fault too, no one is interested on this rat, we came for the robot, sorry just... ugh, I hate waking up early, it makes me think about stuff like this, and I get extremely anxious by the tought of people not liking what I do...
#vent post#vent#tw vent#This post is so stupid#I shouldn't be feeling bad for this kind of shit#I should turn off my phone more times but I can't#text post#Just please check out my art tag#Shr00mie-art#If you don't like it you can just say it#I feel like the fucking narrator in the skip button ending
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do you guys ever have days where you’re just absolutely losing
#cause me today#tmi below if you’re a pussy#but here’s my day so far#woke up with a uti#AWWWW 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 killing myself#went to urgent care to get antibiotics#97 minute wait and my only airpod that i brought dies abt 20 minutes in#the book i kept in the car for exact situations like this wasn’t there so i had to read my second backup#bc my phone was dying obviously why wouldn’t it#went back peed in the cup got my rx#got to the pharmacy the minute after they close for lunch#so i said fuck it im getting comfort food#as im driving to this local chain that has my comfort food jm waiting at a light#at this light there’s a turn lane that’s a little cramped and i’m in an suv right now#this elderly man nearly hits my car and then WAGS HIS FUCJING FINGER AT ME#LIKE IM THE ONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG#WHAT ARE YOU LATE FOR YOUR DYING APPOINTMENT???#then the restaurant has a line out the door so i say fuck that not getting food i guess#as i’m driving back to the pharmacy my low tire pressure light turns on#i inflate my tires (the last one i checked was the one with low pressure btw i know you were curious)#pick up my prescription#and then almost hit a squirrel as i pull out#HOW#HOW DOES THIS HAPPEB#i’m going to lie down in the dark and just try again tmrw#off my rocker
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i genuinely cannot stand being around ppl who have to take their anger out on others . i'm so sick of always having to act like the bigger person to my Older brother while he can just tornado around my entire life & belongings & relationships without warrant all over smthing that had absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone, rlly.
#but HE runs and tells on ME?#i was just going to let shit blow over#lock myself away as fucking alwys like when we were little and he would cuss up a fucking storm#screaming crying and throwing the shit i bought over being unable to beat a game he plays every fucking day#set on fucking Easy mode#and hes hitting a bat into the door or wrecking my shit in my room or fucking. yelling abt me to the fuckin dog#and in the 'dog's voice' making the animal agree with him bcs im? acting crazy#over a fcking video game that u cant even tell him to turn off or at least stop fucking screaming and wailing or else it'll just set it off#sooner#when dad did it he was fcking drunk and i was illegitimate#it's like i cant even fcking escape fcking hell.#hiding all my bad grades in math bcs i couldnt read a stupid fking number right bcs i didnt want ppl screaming at me#for causing even more trouble than they already have to deal with and just living as dumb bcs it costs less#ill get over it ill try harder#i always have to be the bigger fucking man and im so fucking tired of it#but how are u supposed to cut off someone youve been assigned caretaker as b4 u were even born#im so fucking exhausted#anyways so yea. im pretty sensitive to tone so if i seem like a baby to smthing i apologize#i rlly just. cant stand sme things sometimes#i love getting told i never felt like a friend to my other siblings not only bcs of our massive age gap but also theyre legitimate and#i dont drink or smoke so apparently we cant hang without them always checking the time on their phones#while im taking them out to smthing they like like it's so fun i fcking love it here#anyways yea. love zero comprehension or compassion. love it. loving my life
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eddie moves to texas, leaving buck in la, but crucially does not tell chris, just says he’ll see him soon. chris and eddie spend time together, are doing okay, chris wants to know how long a time off bobby gave his dad to visit texas, eddie informs chris that he actually lives here now and thinks chris will like his new room. chris is horrified because he never wanted to stay in texas. a call back to eddie quitting the 118, ‘i thought that’s what you wanted/i never said that” and chris is like well what now i don’t want to live in texas i want to go home, where’s buck? and eddie is once again tortured by the idea that he’s doing everything wrong because he uprooted his life, chris’s life, bucks life, and none of them wanted it. chris tells eddie to call buck immediately and eddie does and then we cut to bucks loft, where he’s sitting on eddies old couch with red eyes, raises the ringing phone, glances at the name, and then silences it and puts it back down, raises a beer and drinks in silence, shot exactly like the post-breakup scene but without eddie.
#buddie#divorce round 3#I am ready for the angst#queue bucks realization#eddie so badly needs to get in contact with buck#Buck doesn’t want to talk to Eddie because he just got left behind again#and it stings#and his sister is missing#and he’s left his manic baking era#for his depressed girl era#and he gets 45 tattoos in a week#especially on his thighs#please give him ostarks thigh tats#and then buck is going out on the town#let buck fuck#and he’s wearing his tiny running shorts and flirting with randos to ignore the eddie eddie eddie eddie in his head#and meanwhile eddie is fighting with his parents who want him to stay#but Chris wants to go#but eddie is already subletting their house#and buck won’t answer#he hasn’t even texted eddie back#and chris tries to find buck on find my friends but his location is off now#and now eddie is frustrated because what the fuck buck#and he’s pissed at buck for not picking up and leaves an annoyed voicemail#apologizing but also telling him to call him back because I know you’re upset but this is ridiculous buck we don’t do this#and then it turns out that buck was hit by a car leaving#and his phone was crushed which is why his location isn’t working#and nobody calls eddie because he left#but Denny texts Chris that he hopes buck will be okay#and chris is like????
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I feel like such a waste of space. What am I doing? I'm ignoring all my worried friends. I'm pushing everyone away. I'm not doing anything worthwhile. I'm not helping anyone. I'm wishing I was dead when I could be doing anything more productive. I feel 14 again, sobbing on my stupid purple rug because I mean nothing to no one and my existence doesn't do much.
#personal#😭😔 maybe I need to turn off my phone for now before I make myself SO sad I cant function for the day#I'm just so tired of fucking being ME. i could have been anything else. an ant. i could have been a silly little ant#no one expects anything from an ant. or no a mosquito nobody needs them#we all expect them to leech off of us. that's WHAT I AM okay I'm making myself genuinely contemplate things rn#do I need to die? probably. will I? no. am I ugly as FUCK. yes. am I usually pretty worthless? yes. cockroach#if i could id crawl out of bathroom drains too#bpd#bpd vent#vent
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