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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

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it's getting colder.. let's stay warm together!

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☆ infinity on high ☆

~ " and i cast a spell over the west to make you think of me, the same way i think of you." ~

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"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

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— @ronakpw: Is there anything David Tennant cannot do? 👀 — @georgiaEtennant: Parallel park.

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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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They make me sick! ❤️

Thank you, @smytherines for the inspiration! Original picture under the cut :)

I love to draw angst about them

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

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the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell